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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Anyone who doesn't know what pokemon is is old enough to be out of touch but not old enough to have kids of merit

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

ZenVulgarity posted:

Anyone who doesn't know what pokemon is is old enough to be out of touch but not old enough to have kids of merit
Yeah knowing about Pokemon isn't a "lol that was a 90s thing you're old" thing, it's a "you've had a recent childhood or know someone who has" thing because it's Still A Thing

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure I played in a Pokeman booster tournament once, but I can't remember.

I know for a fact that I played in both Star Wars and Magic booster tournaments, though.

Man did I ever not know poo poo about football back then. I wasted so much time.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Eh, I know that Pokemon is A Thing, I just don't know any actual details about it. Except that the yellow one in Smash is a Pikachu, and there's another one that's a psychic cat or something. I have 3 nieces, but they aren't into it. They're into like, Dora and Sailor Moon and ponies and poo poo.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Fenrir posted:

there's another one that's a psychic cat or something.

:psyduck:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

He's referring to Mewtwo, the other playable pokemon from Super Smash Bros.

Also, Jigglypuff, mother fuckers. I hated that little piece of poo poo. The best part about Smash Bro's was hitting that pink ball with a hammer and listening to her screaming her own name as she flew into oblivion.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Uh, thread? It was one thing when I commented that I watch football, drink beer, and play MtG, but uhh pokemon chat is probably verboten. Unless Febreeze is going to draw NFL logos as pokemon...characters? Creatures? Things. They are things.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

Uh, thread? It was one thing when I commented that I watch football, drink beer, and play MtG, but uhh pokemon chat is probably verboten. Unless Febreeze is going to draw NFL logos as pokemon...characters? Creatures? Things. They are things.

We're talking about Smash Bros, what the gently caress is a Pokemon?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Dexo posted:

My mom threw out all my cards claiming that they were demonic. She then made me talk to my church's pastor about it, ended up getting beat for laughing in the Pastor's face about it.

I got busted by the counselor at some weeklong church summer camp for playing Magic with my friend. In retrospect, I probably didn't help my odds by handing him some of the black cards I was playing with--I probably could have kept playing if I just handed him some innocuous land cards or something.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Bort Bortles posted:

Uh, thread? It was one thing when I commented that I watch football, drink beer, and play MtG, but uhh pokemon chat is probably verboten. Unless Febreeze is going to draw NFL logos as pokemon...characters? Creatures? Things. They are things.

Nah currently drawing NFL logos as dicks






you think im joking

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Fenrir posted:

Eh, I know that Pokemon is A Thing, I just don't know any actual details about it. Except that the yellow one in Smash is a Pikachu, and there's another one that's a psychic cat or something. I have 3 nieces, but they aren't into it. They're into like, Dora and Sailor Moon and ponies and poo poo.

I loving hate dora the explorer with a passion of a thousands suns , gently caress that monkey and gently caress Diego.Every single cartoon that stops for a good 40 seconds to let the kids answer questions makes my blood boil.Spongebob owns tho

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

Nah currently drawing NFL logos as dicks

I think I'm done with dicks today. Someone just tried to hire me for a really disgusting photo shoot.

I share, because this is the farthouse, after all.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
ironically I have never played a Pokemon game

I just knew Mudkip was a thing and I love stupid puns

Plus this picture makes me laugh everytime.

Seriously Dave, much love.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Lamadrid posted:

I loving hate dora the explorer with a passion of a thousands suns , gently caress that monkey and gently caress Diego.Every single cartoon that stops for a good 40 seconds to let the kids answer questions makes my blood boil.Spongebob owns tho

Oh god, I know. At that point in the show I usually just leave the loving room. I'll go outside and have a cig or something. I'm just glad they're not watching that god awful Yo Gabba Gabba thing anymore. THAT was HORRIBLE.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Lamadrid posted:

I loving hate dora the explorer with a passion of a thousands suns , gently caress that monkey and gently caress Diego.Every single cartoon that stops for a good 40 seconds to let the kids answer questions makes my blood boil.Spongebob owns tho
Blues Clues was good though

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

JT Jag posted:

Blues Clues was good though

Whose clues?

vvv

Woooooosh

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 4, 2014

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Shath Hole posted:

Whose clues?

Do you watch Jurassic park and feel nostalgic for the old days

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Febreeze posted:

Do you watch Jurassic park and feel nostalgic for the old days

It's part of the song, Febreeze, c'mon! And no, however Cosmos was pretty much a documentary on my childhood years.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Whenever Dora pauses and waits for you to answer, I like to imagine she just took a massive toke and is about to say "Wait. Wait, did you hear that."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WugLyfe posted:

I think I'm done with dicks today. Someone just tried to hire me for a really disgusting photo shoot.

I share, because this is the farthouse, after all.

What is your job and what was the photo shoot?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

What is your job and what was the photo shoot?

This ain't the first time he's tasted penis in his line of work.



vvv

Texans gotta be Hey, Dude

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Dec 4, 2014

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
32 NFL Teams as 80s/90s Nickelodeon Shows

Seattle : Danger Mouse

NFC South Leader : Pinwheel

Raiders: You Can't Do That On Television

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

32 NFL Teams as 80s/90s Nickelodeon Shows

Seattle : Danger Mouse

NFC South Leader : Pinwheel

Raiders: You Can't Do That On Television

Wanna know who would be Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Adventures of Pete and Pete, and Clarissa Explains It All

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

32 NFL Teams as 80s/90s Nickelodeon Shows

Seattle : Danger Mouse

NFC South Leader : Pinwheel

Raiders: You Can't Do That On Television

Bengals : Are you afraid of the dark?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

korrandark posted:

Bengals : Are you afraid of the dark?

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

No Safe Word posted:

Wanna know who would be Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Adventures of Pete and Pete, and Clarissa Explains It All

Salute Your Shorts is the Bengals because Andy Dalton is Budnick.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

drat.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

:stare:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
1.

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

:master:

2. Not a Nick show, but the Patriots are Step by Step because Gronk = Cody.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

Oh my

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

Goodness gracious

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

:laffo: gently caress anyone who is down on you as a poster.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

owns

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

Hole E. poo poo

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

Ahh that hits the spot

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

Nailed it!

Coughlin and Eli as Ren and Stimpy would work extremely well :)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Shath Hole posted:

Nailed it!

Coughlin and Eli as Ren and Stimpy would work extremely well :)

That's beggin for a Febreezn.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Zoran posted:

It means you're old.

Old nothing. The projects I walked past every day on my way home from Uni was loving obsessed with pokemon and the cards. It was completely normal for me, walking to school or back, to hear a 30 year old man scream "It's super effective, Mofucker!"



I apologize for nothing. As a white middle class guy I'm allowed to form dumb snap judgements about my own.
VVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Dec 5, 2014

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

I dunno, I kinda get domestic abuse vibes from Charizard.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chichevache posted:

What is your job and what was the photo shoot?

After work I freelance as a product/portrait photographer, and I just stepped onto the street at the wrong time I guess. I had my gear with me and the first dude I saw asked how much it be to shoot an amateur porn.

Before I could respond he launched into some pretty graphic details and pulled out some low bills.

Shath Hole posted:

Nailed it!

Coughlin and Eli as Ren and Stimpy would work extremely well :)

Yes. Very yes.

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