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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:You'd have to be awfully bright to apply there. But they work you like a dog.
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They're looking for an XMplary employee.
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The North Tower posted:But they work you like a dog. You'll look like an Oldman long before you retire, that's for sure. 
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ToastFaceKillah posted:I felt really bad when I tattooed you, for that reason. Its also got some titties up near it's neck coiling part
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Poop snake, you say? http://www.sanjose.com/underbelly/unbelly/Sanjose/Quetzy/quetzy.html
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 "The incident of Vladimir Putin, Angela Merkel, and the dog is a famous one. It was 2007 and Merkel, Germany's Chancellor, was visiting Putin at his presidential residence in Sochi to discuss energy trade. Putin, surely aware of Merkel's well-known fear of dogs, waited until the press gathered in the room, then called for his black Labrador to be sent in. The Russian president watched in unconcealed glee as the dog sniffed at Merkel, who sat frozen in fear." http://www.vox.com/2014/12/1/7313443/vladimir-putin-merkel
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Putin looks more like he wants to pull a Morally Inept to me...
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I know it's irrational and all, but how on earth can you be afraid of a labrador? I don't think even Putin is physically capable of making a labrador hurt a person.
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Kajeesus posted:I know it's irrational and all, but how on earth can you be afraid of a labrador? I don't think even Putin is physically capable of making a labrador hurt a person. Yeah, it's not like they could bite or anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM 
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Kajeesus posted:I know it's irrational and all, but how on earth can you be afraid of a labrador? I don't think even Putin is physically capable of making a labrador hurt a person. Maybe they're being irrational about it.
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Kajeesus posted:I know it's irrational and all, but how on earth can you be afraid of a labrador? I don't think even Putin is physically capable of making a labrador hurt a person. I'm phobic of dogs and even an overactive puppy jumping at me is going to make me run in terror.
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Hollow Talk posted:Yeah, it's not like they could bite or anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM Well, I haven't tried punching one in the throat and taking its food away. Maybe don't do that!
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 Those labrador wounds were so deep they needed to be treated with high quality H2O.
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HBomb posted:
I have a hard time believing that Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs, given that dogs are very popular, welcomed, and beloved animals in Germany.
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Kajeesus posted:I know it's irrational and all, but how on earth can you be afraid of a labrador? I don't think even Putin is physically capable of making a labrador hurt a person. My lab killed another dog and was close to being put down before her previous owner found a doggy rehab for her and had her re-homed with us. If it had been someone's kid trying to eat out of her bowl, welp.
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dialhforhero posted:I have a hard time believing that Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs, given that dogs are very popular, welcomed, and beloved animals in Germany. You seem to have no concept of variance between members of a large group?
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dialhforhero posted:I have a hard time believing that Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs, given that dogs are very popular, welcomed, and beloved animals in Germany. This is probably a joke I don't get.
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Wasn't she attacked by a dog as a child or something like that?
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GenericOverusedName posted:Wasn't she attacked by a dog as a child or something like that? Yup, she was bitten by a radioactive Lab as a child. As a result, she has an incredible sense of smell, the ability to sleep most of the day, and strong urge to retrieve sticks, hump legs, and roll over on her back.
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dialhforhero posted:I have a hard time believing that Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs, given that dogs are very popular, welcomed, and beloved animals in Germany. Are there places where that isn't the case?
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Tiggum posted:Are there places where that isn't the case? I believe Islam clearly favors cats, going so far as to declare dogs 'unclean'.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yup, she was bitten by a radioactive Lab as a child. As a result, she has an incredible sense of smell, the ability to sleep most of the day, and strong urge to retrieve sticks, hump legs, and roll over on her back. And, like a Labrador, she's driven several Eurozone countries into recession.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yup, she was bitten by a radioactive Lab as a child. As a result, she has an incredible sense of smell, the ability to sleep most of the day, and strong urge to retrieve sticks, hump legs, and roll over on her back. What if she smells crime
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Meowschwitz Sabipurrr
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Highbrow Slick posted:What if she smells crime She takes a bite out of it.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:She takes a bite out of it. Then it's back to the lab for more full penetration
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Then it's back to the lab for more full penetration It occurs to me that crime... penetration... crime... penetration is inefficient. Those two can easily be combined into one thing.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Then it's back to the lab for more full penetration *Puts envelope to head* things Morally Inept has muttered under his breath
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syscall girl posted:My lab killed another dog and was close to being put down before her previous owner found a doggy rehab for her and had her re-homed with us. Man, the worst thing about being bitten by a pit bull is that anytime I tell the story I have to sit through a rant of how they're just misunderstood. Anyway, here's a funny picture I guess 
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Kajeesus posted:Well, I haven't tried punching one in the throat and taking its food away. Maybe don't do that! According to Animal Cops (the animal Planet show), a dog found with severe food aggresion will be put down if it's rescued.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:I believe Islam clearly favors cats, going so far as to declare dogs 'unclean'. Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it.
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Cythereal posted:Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it. This confirms every suspicion about cat people I've ever had.
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RickVoid posted:This confirms every suspicion about cat people I've ever had. They are the prophets of the one true God?
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Frostwerks posted:They are the prophets of the one true God? I was going for "Fundamentally broken in every way", but your post is a good illustration and I will let it stand.
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Cythereal posted:Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it. Islam gets a lot of bad press so people should tell this story more often 
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