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Cythereal posted:Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it. Even he knows better than to disturb cats. Muslims can keep dogs, really, but mostly for guarding, hunting and law enforcement purposes. Content: 
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Cythereal posted:Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it. He also basically tip-toed his army around a dog with puppies at one point, IIRC. Not all schools of jurisprudence consider dogs ritually unclean. That is not the same as hating or fearing dogs, though.
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Who would have guessed you could get some cultural enlightenment from the fourteenth installment of the 'funny pictures' thread
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I can't believe Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs. She's so irrational. Maybe she should try not being afraid of dogs. 
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RyokoTK posted:I can't believe Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs. She's so irrational. Maybe she should try not being afraid of dogs. I would guess it's only Greek dogs.
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Deteriorata posted:I would guess it's only Greek dogs. Or "Greeks", as they're also known.
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RyokoTK posted:I can't believe Angela Merkel is afraid of dogs. She's so irrational. Maybe she should try not being afraid of dogs. Works for me. I don't know how you become leader of a nation while being afraid of something dumb like dogs though. Did she not have to get elected? If I was running against her I would have dogs all over everything. When we debated, I would make sure that there were 40 or 50 dogs just running back and forth. How can she be a good leader when she's always crippled with fear? That's what I'd say. and then a dog would pop out of a bush behind me and spook her again.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Works for me. I don't know how you become leader of a nation while being afraid of something dumb like dogs though. Did she not have to get elected? If I was running against her I would have dogs all over everything. When we debated, I would make sure that there were 40 or 50 dogs just running back and forth. How can she be a good leader when she's always crippled with fear? That's what I'd say. and then a dog would pop out of a bush behind me and spook her again. The counterargument to that is that a person who is forced to rely on tactics like that is posturing and attempting to look larger than they actually are. Which is what Merkel's claimed that Putin and his hypermasculinity actually is.
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citybeatnik posted:The counterargument to that is that a person who is forced to rely on tactics like that is posturing and attempting to look larger than they actually are. Putin didn't go far enough. He let the dog leave. She wouldn't be saying a dang thing if he made sure there was always a dog, somewhere. Maybe she just sees it out the corner of her eye. She turns, just to be sure. There's no dog she thinks. But she's wrong. The dog is in her head now. Always there.
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Shut the gently caress up. Everyone. Post. Pictures.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Who would have guessed you could get some cultural enlightenment from the fourteenth installment of the 'funny pictures' thread I just realized this is a photoshop and I'm really sad now.
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Say Nothing posted:I Hate Blasphemondays! Give me my loving enchiladas.
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My friends new kitten is the goofiest looking little dude. Original 
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Shut the gently caress up. Everyone. Yeah, thread! Be more like mr pooglyfoop here and. Post. Pictures. 
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Picnic Princess posted:I just realized this is a photoshop and I'm really sad now. 
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Noslo posted:Man, the worst thing about being bitten by a pit bull is that anytime I tell the story I have to sit through a rant of how they're just misunderstood. The sudden bright sunlight made it look like it was an explosion. Like someone just set off a bear bomb, but they all decided to just go scratch on a tree instead.
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spleen merchant posted:My friends new kitten is the goofiest looking little dude. 
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I'm sorry to say this but your friend's cat is dead.
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Phlegmish posted:I'm sorry to say this but your friend's cat is dead. I'm also relatively sure it's upside-down. Hope someone can fix this.
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Phlegmish posted:I'm sorry to say this but your friend's cat is dead. 
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--->!!!CLICK HERE FOR HOT DANCING BEARS WORKING THE POLE!!<--- 
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Cythereal posted:Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it. When I first heard the story, I thought they said his cat was sleeping IN the sleeve rather than on it. Which paints a picture of Mohammed sitting there in his too-big-sleeved robe and the cat saying "gosh, that looks like a nice hidey-hole to nap in!" and just walking right in in the middle of his meditations. 
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Cythereal posted:Mohammed himself had a pet cat. He cut off the sleeve of a prayer robe his cat was napping on rather than disturb it. Since then, there's a Chinese expression for a homosexual that translates to "cut sleeve" or something like that I think. 
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Would you look at the me? Well, gotta go.
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Shut the gently caress up. Everyone.      
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Shut the gently caress up. Everyone. you're a massive shitstain who hasn't posted even a single picture in this thread  
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Shut the gently caress up. Everyone.  I never see you post anything beyond words in this thread so maybe practice what you preach?
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The summoning of the neckbeard man-child begins.
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What is that cup supposed to be?
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karl fungus posted:What is that cup supposed to be? A chalice for sipping one's Mountain Dew from, you loving animal.
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White/Blue is hardly worth the pentagram. I mean, Black/Red, sure, but White/Blue? Please..
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The summoning of the neckbeard man-child begins. Lemme tell you, Cheetos and Magic isn't a good mix, you'd get your cards all dirty and stuff, and you don't want that at all, at least not on non-trash cards.
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beato posted:A chalice for sipping one's Mountain Dew from, you loving animal. It's not his fault he's a animal. He drinks it off the floor. Piece of poo poo.
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New Leaf posted:White/Blue is hardly worth the pentagram. I mean, Black/Red, sure, but White/Blue? Please.. Maybe he's trying to Unsummon them?
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