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Gin_Rummy posted:Lowenstein... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Hrvza9FkM
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Gin_Rummy posted:Lowenstein... My name is Bouvenstein. 
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Dec 5, 2014 22:44
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DrBouvenstein posted:My name is Bouvenstein. I know Bovenstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but but I was sure it was a phony excuse.
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Dec 5, 2014 23:32
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DrBouvenstein posted:My name is Bouvenstein. My son is also named Bouvenstein.
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Dec 6, 2014 00:12
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Sturmtiger IV posted:My son is also named Bouvenstein. Disgruntled Goat, Ku Klux Klam...
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Dec 6, 2014 00:14
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TMMadman posted:Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem? The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers.
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Dec 6, 2014 02:14
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sout posted:Disgruntled Goat, Ku Klux Klam... Oh yeah, heh heh. They weren't very funny.
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Dec 6, 2014 02:15
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sout posted:Disgruntled Goat, Ku Klux Klam... 
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Dec 6, 2014 03:04
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Monday_ posted:The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers. He's the greatest showman since that kid who eats worms!
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Dec 6, 2014 03:27
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It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor... Percodan?! Aw, crap!
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Dec 6, 2014 04:52
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Those patrons were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives!
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Dec 6, 2014 05:48
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Monday_ posted:The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Hotdog? This is detective Cry Havoc from Simpsons Quote Thread security. That's right, Cry Havoc. Your son Monday has been caught quotelifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.
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Dec 6, 2014 07:30
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Cry Havoc posted:Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Hotdog? This is detective Cry Havoc from Simpsons Quote Thread security. That's right, Cry Havoc. Your son Monday has been caught quotelifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
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Dec 6, 2014 08:44
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Oh, my, no. I don't care for cake, too sweet. Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.
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Dec 6, 2014 13:15
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Jorghnassen posted:Oh, my, no. I don't care for cake, too sweet. Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page. It's like kissing a peanut!
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Dec 6, 2014 16:31
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Everything Counts posted:It's like kissing a peanut! Please do not offer my God a peanut.
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Dec 6, 2014 16:43
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Mister Kingdom posted:Please do not offer my God a peanut. Twenty dollars? Awwww, I wanted a peanut.
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Dec 6, 2014 16:58
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Cry Havoc posted:Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Hotdog? This is detective Cry Havoc from Simpsons Quote Thread security. That's right, Cry Havoc. Your son Monday has been caught quotelifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. So maybe Monday did steal the quote, but so what? Quoting is built on copy-and-pasting! 
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Dec 6, 2014 17:21
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:So maybe Monday did steal the quote, but so what? Quoting is built on copy-and-pasting! I'm sorry, I can't divulge information on that goon's secret, illegal quote.
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Dec 6, 2014 17:26
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Do over Ham posted:This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, TMMadman. Now if you don't want the sofa, I'll have to ask you to leave. Then there's Maryanne's Hammocks where Maryanne gets in the hammock with you.
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Dec 6, 2014 17:30
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Martytoof posted:I'm sorry, I can't divulge information on that goon's secret, illegal quote. If I wanted smoke blown up my rear end, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
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Dec 6, 2014 18:09
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Cry Havoc posted:If I wanted smoke blown up my rear end, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose. I'll take up smoking and give that up!
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Dec 6, 2014 18:16
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TMMadman posted:I'll take up smoking and give that up! Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette. Kinda sophisticated.
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Dec 6, 2014 18:37
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TMMadman posted:I'll take up smoking and give that up! You see, TMMadman, it's been a unlucky year for Laramie. A lot of the people who smoke our product have been... well, dying.
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Dec 6, 2014 18:47
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jscolon2.0 posted:Then there's Maryanne's Hammocks where Maryanne gets in the hammock with you. And here's your king-sized hammock for     .
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Dec 6, 2014 18:50
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After The War posted:And here's your king-sized hammock for Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.
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Dec 6, 2014 19:31
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TMMadman posted:I'll take up smoking and give that up! You'd drat well better!
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Dec 6, 2014 19:33
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WE GOT BEETS!!!!!
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Dec 6, 2014 19:53
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TMMadman posted:I'll take up smoking and give that up! From now on we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind!
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Dec 6, 2014 20:06
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Martytoof posted:From now on we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind! And only ONE of the goons can quote the Simpsons.
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Dec 6, 2014 20:43
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Martytoof posted:From now on we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind! I found a way to stretch the food budget. Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night...  ...will now be chub night.
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Dec 6, 2014 20:46
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Gin_Rummy posted:And only ONE of the goons can quote the Simpsons. I've had it with this thread, Gin_Rummy. The low test scores... page after page of ugly, ugly quoters...
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Dec 6, 2014 21:00
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TMMadman posted:I found a way to stretch the food budget. Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... You don't want what he's having, it's mostly just snouts and entrails.
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Dec 6, 2014 21:51
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DrBouvenstein posted:You don't want what he's having, it's mostly just snouts and entrails. More testicles means more iron!
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Dec 6, 2014 22:14
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There's very little meat in these gym mats..
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Dec 6, 2014 22:47
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:More testicles means more iron! Iron helps up quote!
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Dec 6, 2014 22:52
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Martytoof posted:There's very little meat in these gym mats.. 
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Dec 6, 2014 22:57
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Gin_Rummy posted:Iron helps up quote! And the whole steel mill was gay
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sout posted:And the whole steel mill was gay Where you been, sout? The whole steel industry's gay. Yeah, aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Quoting.
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