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Mel Mudkiper posted:Eli Manning painting is the new Sexy Rexy I always draw picture frames as background details so I figured I should put stuff in them, and why not my own work? And then inevitably it always ends up being sexy Eli
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That is Treason Patty
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Febreeze posted:And then inevitably it always ends up being sexy Eli I have zero problems with this
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Dec 6, 2014 21:23
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I choose to accept the reality that febreeze lives in a decrepit mansion where every wall is covered with old timey paintings of Eli And the eyes follow him from room to room
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Dec 6, 2014 22:51
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Big Bob Pataki posted:I choose to accept the reality that febreeze lives in a decrepit mansion where every wall is covered with old timey paintings of Eli Every time Eli Manning beats the Pats there is a painting in the attic that grows more and more retarded
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Big Bob Pataki posted:I choose to accept the reality that febreeze lives in a decrepit mansion where every wall is covered with old timey paintings of Eli A velvet painting of Eli with moving human eyes sounds like quality avatar material.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Every time Eli Manning beats the Pats there is a painting in the attic that grows more and more retarded Please make this into a comic. I don't care that it's not current, a comic of Eli winning the SB, then going home to his mansion, up to the attic, to look at a painting of him with the derpiest face ever needs to happen.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:I choose to accept the reality that febreeze lives in a decrepit mansion where every wall is covered with old timey paintings of Eli The eyes actually are always looking in opposite directions from you  VVV That was you? Febreeze fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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Febreeze posted:The eyes actually are always looking in opposite directions from you
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This is a weird request, but there isn't really any better place for me to ask (Movies are art, etc). I could swear there was a movie about/with football in it, where a player scored a touchdown and his celebration was him miming machine gunning his teammates down, and then miming turning a gun on himself. Am I imagining this, or what movie is it? (not Last Boy Scout)
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Can I get some feedback from yall on my turgid FARTs. PM me or comment on the article itself cuz I wanna get better and make FART a household name in fat idiots writing about football
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Hockles posted:This is a weird request, but there isn't really any better place for me to ask (Movies are art, etc). I could swear there was a movie about/with football in it, where a player scored a touchdown and his celebration was him miming machine gunning his teammates down, and then miming turning a gun on himself. Am I imagining this, or what movie is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbn_-7qeAvw The Stevie Johnson shoot himself in the leg celebration?
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Hockles posted:This is a weird request, but there isn't really any better place for me to ask (Movies are art, etc). I could swear there was a movie about/with football in it, where a player scored a touchdown and his celebration was him miming machine gunning his teammates down, and then miming turning a gun on himself. Am I imagining this, or what movie is it? Black dude who stickumed his hands together in the Replacements did it.
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Volkerball posted:Black dude who stickumed his hands together in the Replacements did it. Yep. Youtube confirms it. Thanks!
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Someone interested in effort posting up the Christmas Farthouse?
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Can I get some feedback from yall on my turgid FARTs. PM me or comment on the article itself cuz I wanna get better and make FART a household name in fat idiots writing about football I am a 100% satisfied with your articles, even if/especially when you make fun of my team.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Can I get some feedback from yall on my turgid FARTs. PM me or comment on the article itself cuz I wanna get better and make FART a household name in fat idiots writing about football Confirming that your farts smell amazing and make me horny. Oh you mean these awesome predictions? They satisfy me.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Can I get some feedback from yall on my turgid FARTs. PM me or comment on the article itself cuz I wanna get better and make FART a household name in fat idiots writing about football
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Can I get some feedback from yall on my turgid FARTs. PM me or comment on the article itself cuz I wanna get better and make FART a household name in fat idiots writing about football "And by rock, I mean Rocky Mountain High as he whiskeydicks Petyon’s home playoff chances right out the window." - BBP You used whiskeydick as a verb and that makes you alright in my book, Bob. Edit: "The matchup of the week: 2 number one teams face off in a hahahahaha Packers by 30" - BBP Drown in pig poo poo, Bob, you fat, stupid, soft, pathetic, idiotic, white... uh... white... guilt, white guilt, milquetoast, piece of human garbage. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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Chilichimp posted:"The matchup of the week: 2 number one teams face off in a hahahahaha Packers by 30" - BBP That part cracked me up
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Chilichimp posted:"And by rock, I mean Rocky Mountain High as he whiskeydicks Petyon’s home playoff chances right out the window." - BBP If the Saints beat the Packers, you don't think the Falcons can? 
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Silly Burrito posted:If the Saints beat the Packers, you don't think the Falcons can? Only if Rodgers tweaks his hammy again. So yeah, maybe.
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Febreeze the comments section of your site have gotten really weird, and by weird i mean bad
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How so? I haven't noticed any differences. Usually the same small group of people.
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Silly Burrito posted:If the Saints beat the Packers, you don't think the Falcons can? I was going to say that the Saints beat them in the Superdome, but I'm starting to think that Saints sold their home field soul for that Packers win.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Can I get some feedback from yall on my turgid FARTs. PM me or comment on the article itself cuz I wanna get better and make FART a household name in fat idiots writing about football You are doing fine Bob. We believe in you Bob.
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I think hush little Browns fan is going to need a new verse soon 
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HarlanHell posted:I think hush little Browns fan is going to need a new verse soon:( Hahaha I was thinking that during the GDT
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Kap is Sanchez with more tattoos
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HarlanHell posted:I think hush little Browns fan is going to need a new verse soon Franchise gonna get you Johnny Manziel, And if Manziel's nothing but filler, Franchise gonna get you Braxton Mill-
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Great White Hope posted:Franchise gonna get you Johnny Manziel, That seems about right. It would also cause a huge split within the Browns fan base. All the OSU homers would be overjoyed while all the OSU haters would root for Braxton to fail harder than Weedon. Pretty much happens with any OSU player that comes along. I remember on daft day A.J. Hawk nearly caused a civil war in the bar I was in. The next year it was Troy Smith, then Benie Wells...ect forever amen.
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HarlanHell posted:That seems about right. It would also cause a huge split within the Browns fan base. All the OSU homers would be overjoyed while all the OSU haters would root for Braxton to fail harder than Weedon. Pretty much happens with any OSU player that comes along. I remember on daft day A.J. Hawk nearly caused a civil war in the bar I was in. The next year it was Troy Smith, then Benie Wells...ect forever amen. Jesus Christ, I love your avatar text. Isn't OSU mostly a Columbus phenomenon or is the whole state just super loving OSU?
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There are a bunch of D-1 colleges within Ohio but OSU is pretty easily the team across the state. It's basically OSU well above a mess of mid-majors, as far as fanbases go. Toledo has a fairly even mix of OSU, Michigan (45 minutes north of us) and ND fans, but as far as the whole state goes for college fanbases, it's Ohio State in a landslide.
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Chilichimp posted:Jesus Christ, I love your avatar text. There is a weird effect where most Ohioans have a very minor level of enthusiasm with OSU but for some reason they become mega fans when they leave. The least popular minority in the Deep South is the Buckeyes fan. I find it ironic on the website that they specifically mention Cinci when I knew five or six people from Cinci who all blended pretty much instantly. It was the middle Ohio people mostly who would wear socks and sandals and their buckeyes sweaters into fine dining years after they moved over. Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Cleveland covers OSU football as a 4th pro team.
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Cinci's divided between OSU fans, Bearcats fans, and people who would rather root for a tumor in their own brain than either (like moi).
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Someone needs to spoof the silent version of that "no more" commercial with nothing but the league's rapists
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