Goons in (Digital) Platoons: GiP Games Thread v. 2.0

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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

elite_garbage_man posted:

He's probably joking, but there's someone out there that it applies to.

Don't go looking through his post history, then.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:59

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# ? May 29, 2024 11:10

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Don't go looking through his post history, then.

Uh oh.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:18

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

"well gently caress you mom, look what I have afforrded with my life, I have worked hard for this"

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:42

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

zombie303 posted:

"well gently caress you mom, look what I have afforrded with my life, I have worked hard for this"

look upon my works ye mighty, and despair!

*pulls aside blanket to reveal cumstained anime bodypillow with a fleshlight adaptor to his stunned family on christmas morning*

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:47

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Had me until

this morning I felt a connection to Sony and felt it necessary to bestow them with hard earned money in exchange for such a limited piece of history.

Wait it is a troll...right?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:47

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

They've gone and done it... they've gone and woke the sleeping dragon now.

Sony should have left well enough alone and now they're going to get it. It's not enough that they're bleeding benjamins from practically every crevice of their existence. Now they go and throw immense moneyhats at a niche game like Street Fighter just to piss off the market. Why pay to keep a game out of the hands of as many gamers as possible? Why not put that money into first-party studios and games instead?

I know, I know... this is the way the business goes as they say. Well, they forced Microsoft's hands with their early sales lead and Microsoft only responded with an NPD whooping (source: musings thread) by way of incredible deals and value. Microsoft will undoubtedly follow this announcement up with some real megatons of their own.

Gears remake collection. A true Banjo sequel. Halo 5 beta in the hands of gamers. The next Bayonetta, Dead Space and Crysis as exclusives. Those are the kinds of blockbuster response announcements I expect, and then some. You hit Microsoft with a jab, you best be ready for a flurry of uppercuts coming at you in response.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:46

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Angry gamers is so good.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im reading through the neogaf street fighter thread now

if i find more i will post them

# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:51

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Post all hilarious/angry Games posts here please tia

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:06

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Christoff posted:

Post all hilarious/angry Games posts here please tia

working on it

right now im just looking at the street fighter v announcement because of how many people i know that are mad about it

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:07

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

hell yea bro i wrap up my personal identity in a corporations game system too

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:21

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I'm just happy that the one console I buy has the game I'll probably play the most and that people will be mad about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A79_DszqteU

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:25

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

All I want is a new, good Gran Turismo, Fallout, and The Last Guardian to be axed.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:26

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

All I want is a new, good Gran Turismo, Fallout, and The Last Guardian to be axed.

Last Guardian can never be axed

why would you want to kill all that hope and optimism

just look at all the people waiting for Shenmue 3

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:27

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

New Dirt game or some rally type game please. Less Monster energy and more rally

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:29

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Christoff posted:

Post all hilarious/angry Games posts here please tia

elite_garbage_man posted:

You're a loving loser.

Add me on psn: RexPowerColt69

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:30

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

As with Tomb Raider, I wasn't going to buy it on the Xbox One either, and instead wait for the PC version - so it doesn't necessarily affect me. But if it is a similar case of "paying to keep it off another platform", I feel the same way as with Tomb Raider, this isn't good for any gamer.

I strongly doubt SFV would need saving by Sony, and if it did, and Capcom couldn't find their usual funding for _STREET FIGHTER_ - then Capcom is in serious trouble with or without this deal.

people are comparing this to the xbone tomb raider deal

except that xbone is not gonna get sfv

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:31

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Wait what

Also -

Command & Conquer The Ultimate Collection (PC Digital Download) $6 - http://slickdeals.net/share/iphone_app/fp/138822

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:32

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

basically sony is bankrolling the development for sfv, like they did for Demon Souls.

They're doing all the porting work in-house at sony for the ps4

basically its not coming to anything outside of pc and ps4, probably because MS doesn't want any of their games to be cross-platform, while Sony is already doing it really well with FFXIV.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:34

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I'm mad because Dark Souls 2 never came out for the Jaguar

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:36

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

elite_garbage_man posted:

I'm mad because Dark Souls 2 never came out for the Jaguar

but its coming to ps4

and im probably going to buy it again even though ive beaten it because god drat i loved it

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:37

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Yeah I beat it on pc. Haven't played any dlc but I may get it for ps4 just cause i want to fund ds3/bloodborne

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:44

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Im starting to like that word "EXCLUSIVELY" especially when they announced Street Fighter V......lol drat dem drat Xtwats went Awol when they heard the news yestetday lol I bet they prolly broke their controllers, computer monitors, cell phone etc....lol smh you just gotta love Sony

quote:

Quick Note: Does it REALLY matter that one console get's 1080p? I think that while graphics are good, they do not make a better game or console, its the games themselves, like Extra Credits said: Software, not specs, make a system.

quote:

Pretty disgusting of Sony to pay for exclusivity.

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Dec 7, 2014

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj74k4wu3-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcNXe20dXI

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:55

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcNXe20dXI

I remember watching this on my 360 like a month after launch

its a good ad

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:57

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Last Guardian can never be axed

why would you want to kill all that hope and optimism

just look at all the people waiting for Shenmue 3

How about development hell the likes we have never seen? Just years and years of E3 shows with no TLG in sight.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:57

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

How about development hell the likes we have never seen? Just years and years of E3 shows with no TLG in sight.

this is the best possible outcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKQETfwYep4

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:58

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

All this nonsense whining about companies getting exclusives, and acting like it is both unfair, and practically unprecedented, is hilarious.

I was around for the Xbox. Guess what I had to do in order to play Okami.

Guess what I had to do to play Metroid Prime.

I was around for the PS1. Guess what I had to do in order to play Guardian Heroes.

Guess what I had to do in order to play Skies of Arcadia.

I was around for the Genesis. Guess what I had to do to play Final Fantasy VI.

Guess what I had to do to play Bonk's Adventure.

I was around for the NES. Guess what I had to do, in order to play Phantasy Star.

Console exclusives have been around since the advent of the industry.

To rail and rant in a hissy fit of mistaken ethical entitlement, as if this were some modern conspiracy, is to know nothing of the hobby itself.

Exclusivity isn't unfair. It is a business decision. Get over yourselves.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:08

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Capcom just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an rear end in a top hat. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase Street Fighter 5 for either system, nor will they purchase any of Capcom's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Capcom has alienated an entire market with this move.

Capcom, publicly apologize and cancel Street Fighter 5 for PS4 or you can kiss your business goodbye.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:09

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

An understanding of Japanese culture derived entirely from The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise and Ken Watanabe.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:18

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

holocaust bloopers posted:

An understanding of Japanese culture derived entirely from The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise and Ken Watanabe.

The only way to erase this shame is by committing seppuku.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Christoff posted:

Wait what

Also -

Command & Conquer The Ultimate Collection (PC Digital Download) $6 - http://slickdeals.net/share/iphone_app/fp/138822

gently caress YES

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:46

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

A most dishonorable act, Capcom-san. You have brought shame upon yourself.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:48

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Who was it who posted a while ago that most of the rest of the forums seem to be unemployed or retail workers?
They were bang on.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:51

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

State disability for my migraines and fibromyalgia

Two Finger posted:

gently caress YES

I totally forgot renegade was even a thing. I think I remember playing the demo and being all excited but forgot about it and it flopped?

Cool concept

Wait we could get one of those LAN spoofing programs like uhm hamachi? And play this poo poo online?

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Dec 7, 2014

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:53

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

http://gifsound.com/?gif=a.pomf.se/kvxgnv.gif&v=CXDY0jvaCPw&s=78

# ? Dec 7, 2014 11:26

krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Two Finger posted:

Who was it who posted a while ago that most of the rest of the forums seem to be unemployed or retail workers?
They were bang on.

I made a crack about it most recently but I'm pretty sure that's been the case since SA started

# ? Dec 7, 2014 15:59

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

i cant stop laughing like an rear end in a top hat at this (im an expert)

# ? Dec 7, 2014 16:45

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

The jap culture thing is a repost of some nerd being mad as poo poo that Final Fantasy wasn't PS3 exclusive like 5 years ago.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 17:06

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I'm building a new PC this week. What do I need to know so that I don't destroy hardware and have it put together right off the bat?

bloops fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Dec 7, 2014

# ? Dec 7, 2014 17:42

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