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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Tigren posted:

Costa, Ribery and Tevez. Now that's a room!

of ugly

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Seltzer posted:

Ha.... nahhh.



Zlatan, Pepe, and Costa. That'd be a real manly room.

Bale you son of a bitch.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Seltzer posted:

Ha.... nahhh.


insanely good

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

when u smoke a vape and the kush hits u

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ayb posted:

Imagine Zlatan, Ronaldo, and Bale in the same room. The sheer amount of manliness would be overwhelming

https://vine.co/v/Or7XjxZB3wE

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
That feels ripe for some sort of pro wrestler edit

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Crouchie's having his Kasabian concert last night https://vine.co/v/OrKpK3OivhJ

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

remember when the heads on the original he man toys were rubber and you could squash them and they looked funny

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

trem_two posted:

Crouchie's having his Kasabian concert last night https://vine.co/v/OrKpK3OivhJ

something something about club foot ball idk

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

excuse me lady posted:

remember when the heads on the original he man toys were rubber and you could squash them and they looked funny

Hahahahaha yesss

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

excuse me lady posted:

remember when the heads on the original he man toys were rubber and you could squash them and they looked funny
in the us we had

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




That's the "dive" everyone's whining about? The defender's knee clearly touches Ronald's heel.

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:

Drogadon posted:

That's the "dive" everyone's whining about? The defender's knee clearly touches Ronald's heel.

lol :chanpop:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Drogadon posted:

That's the "dive" everyone's whining about? The defender's knee clearly touches Ronald's heel.

lol

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I didn't notice that at first but I think he's right actually. Clips his heel causing him to hit his toe into the ground. I can't see why he would go down there on purpose

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Ronaldo dives as much as any top forward but he is clean through on goal there so it doesn't make sense.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Paperhouse posted:

I didn't notice that at first but I think he's right actually. Clips his heel causing him to hit his toe into the ground. I can't see why he would go down there on purpose

Because, like almost all professional footballers, he's a cheat. It's a dive op.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Lol

Goal

Or

Goal plus man sent off


Idk

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

straight up brolic posted:

in the us we had



that head is plastic

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Mousepractice posted:

that head is plastic

much like the majority of this forum

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

serious gaylord posted:

Ronaldo dives as much as any top forward but he is clean through on goal there so it doesn't make sense.

Looks to me like the ball's going over his head rather than putting him through on goal, so diving makes sense if he's not actually getting on the end of the pass anyway.

Adnar
Jul 11, 2002

Australian James Troisi scored a belter past his national team mate in Belgium: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYr7qCO6RQ

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

Adnar posted:

Australian James Troisi scored a belter past his national team mate in Belgium: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYr7qCO6RQ

poo poo goalkeeping imho

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Seltzer posted:

Ha.... nahhh.



Zlatan, Pepe, and Costa. That'd be a real manly room.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Did we ever find out which Premier League player liked a frozen Twix bar up his rear end?

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

dkj posted:

Did we ever find out which Premier League player liked a frozen Twix bar up his rear end?

No but I'm confident it's Tim Howard. He has the macho attitude and look, but deep down he just wants to be hosed by a twix, you can sense it in his eyes.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Woodenlung posted:

No but I'm confident it's Tim Howard. He has the macho attitude and look, but deep down he just wants to be hosed by a twix, you can sense it in his eyes.

Rooney without a doubt.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Woodenlung posted:

No but I'm confident it's Tim Howard. He has the macho attitude and look, but deep down he just wants to be hosed by a twix, you can sense it in his eyes.

I hope so. Would take him from hero to legend imo.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
I'd imaging you'd have to eventually move up to snickers bars, and at some point the 15 stone toblerones they sell at Heathrow duty free shops would be all that bring you pleasure.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

how could you even transport a 15 stone toblerone?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

straight up brolic posted:

how could you even transport a 15 stone toblerone?

Very carefully.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

I'd imaging you'd have to eventually move up to snickers bars, and at some point the 15 stone toblerones they sell at Heathrow duty free shops would be all that bring you pleasure.

go picnic not snickers, its ribbed for your pleasure

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

straight up brolic posted:

how could you even transport a 15 stone toblerone?

With no regard for comfort. Just abusing yourself in a very alpha way.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

wrong thread

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

This is art.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


This woman's husband and son died in a car crash while going home after a Roma match.
She received an invitation for the next match and came to see the players and staff wearing t-shirts with their photo on it and stood for a few moments in silence for them.

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Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
roma is both cool and good.

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