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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


I am too lazy to do the edit myself, but I guarantee that needs to be sent back to him with every block full of the gross poo poo he does on a regular basis.

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TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

He's lurking here, isn't he?


It's actually pretty cool that he can poke fun at himself that way. Props.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Twelve by Pies posted:

She wasn't a distant relative and she wasn't at their place I don't think. They were at the beach and they were people Rex and June met while they were there, and there was a fundraising party or something in honor of one of the girls who had cancer, and Rex was there and the girl walked in and got naked to try and seduce him I think?

It's been a long time but I think that's roughly what happened.

I think we're combining two storylines. What you said did happen, but Bimbo karate was definitely a houseguest. It was sort of a Luann situation.
I *think* Rex accidently walked into the room with her just getting out of the shower, but I may be misremembering.

Nomad175
Oct 14, 2012

By not beating me, he has beaten me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Ah, thanks for that.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






Johnny Aztec posted:

Judge parker is the strip with the fairly constant cheesecake and portrays a gunsmuggler and a NSA spy/murderer as heros.
Morgan had ...some young lady living in their place for a while(a distant relative?) and Rex saw her naked.
Then later her boyfriend painted a whale in Rexs garage.

Twelve by Pies posted:

She wasn't a distant relative and she wasn't at their place I don't think. They were at the beach and they were people Rex and June met while they were there, and there was a fundraising party or something in honor of one of the girls who had cancer, and Rex was there and the girl walked in and got naked to try and seduce him I think?

It's been a long time but I think that's roughly what happened.

I think they were strippers as well. They were not bimbo karate chicks, though; that happened way earlier. I don't remember much else except that Rex definitely saw a boob and he did not like it.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


loving god drat women! :argh:

Deep Dark Fears

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Woman, you are actually at the skating rink having a wholesome time with your child right now! This is not the time to get all pissed off speculating about that same child wasting time on the Internet.

quote:



Rhyming not with not. I can see why Gilchrist's country career really took off.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


Martine and Bill have been escaping so slowly that their stalkers had time to regrow missing trigger fingers and fix their ear notches.

Pibgorn


Brooke shares one of his slickest pick-up lines with us today.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ham Shears' boss' vegan butcher shop is real!

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/12/07/369069078/siblings-build-a-butcher-shop-for-meat-loving-vegans

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

TofuDiva posted:

He's lurking here, isn't he?


It's actually pretty cool that he can poke fun at himself that way. Props.

If he was lurking here, wouldn't one of the spaces be "SPECIES has CHARACTERISTIC"?

oh and ... "gloaming fell quietly across the land"? Brooke is the kind of guy who wears ascots unironically, I suspect.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County






Calvin And Hobbes






Ripley's

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove

gross

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean: It's always the same...I ask what happened to the other characters, I get my answer in the worst possible way.




To be fair, this one's kinda funny if you give the lunchlady Doris Grau's voice.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.


If some of these look familiar, it turns out these are the same every year. Of course, I didn't post them all last year...

Skippy gets 'em hooked while they're young. (October 3, 1927)



Peanuts (December 11, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Get him to scream at you, Popeye. Maybe he'll blow his coils.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (March 17-18, 1926, and yeah, I goofed up yesterday's dates...again.)



BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils is late.

Kliban is awesome.



9 Chickweed Lane 12/8/2003



Zits



Kevin & Kell



Nemi a little later. I switched laptops, and my screen cap software has to be reinstalled, and re-registered.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac is just great.


The Creeps


Poptropica


Heathcliff

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears stacks disappointment on top of disappointment.


The Dinette Set knows how to take care of their property.


Working Daze would like to remind you that one of the characters was turned into a cat a few days ago.



relevent Whomp! comic:

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
How the gently caress would you develop an app into a TV series? I mean, maybe like Angry Birds, sure, but then why wouldn't you just say "game?" People still refer to those as "games." That comic makes it sound like they're making a TV show out of Pandora Radio.

Is it because the author wanted to make his weak burn on NBC fit into his weirdly specific universe so badly, and twisted the language around desperately to meet that point? Why yes. Yes it is.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A Tinder show, where they follow a bunch of people using tinder and chatting up the hideous people they find on it.

Or the late night Grindr version.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty






Mike du Jour




Intelligent Life




Retail



Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
The New York Mertopolitan Opera presents "Angry Birds: The Opera"!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




As they say on Tumblr, I Can't Comix

Pooch Café


Okay, Hudson and Scotty confirmed female, and Poncho appears to have some sort of side-mounted urethra. It's really interesting what you can learn about dog anatomy from the comics page.

Ballard Street


I haven't done that since high school.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
So, this is a weird, weird comic strip that I found. Called The Strange World of Mr. Mum. It's like if "The Far Side" existed back in the 1960s.






see more here

Mister Beeg fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Dec 8, 2014

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Mister Beeg posted:

So, this is a weird, weird comic strip that I found. Called The Strange World of Mr. Mum. It's like if "The Far Side" existed back in the 1960s.






see more here

These are awesome and really great :allears:

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life


Hate this strip so loving much. I can't think of any comic premise I hate more than "hurr hurr, nerds and jocks".

quote:

Retail


Wait, there's one.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I will admit to being grateful that I got out of working retail before the whole "War on Christmas" thing started. I don't know how much it really comes up in real life, though.

Most of the rest of the holiday Retail comics are depressingly accurate, though.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Howard Beale posted:

Hate this strip so loving much. I can't think of any comic premise I hate more than "hurr hurr, nerds and jocks".

How do you feel about Girls and Sports?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Vargo posted:

How do you feel about Girls and Sports?

Girls and Sports is better because it ended.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


Tomorrow's action packed strip has Neddy and Godiva ticketed for seat belt violations.

9 Chickweed Lane


It looks like Brooke drew ugly faces on purpose this time.

Pibgorn

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

It looks like Brooke drew ugly faces on purpose this time.

And then he farted into a champagne glass and wafted it into his nose. After sampling his own gastric potpourri he proceeded to exclaim what a true artiste of infinite sophistry and solipsism he is for being able to engage in such silly shenanigans as drawing grotesque visages in his infinitely sophisticated sequential art.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Evil Mastermind posted:

I will admit to being grateful that I got out of working retail before the whole "War on Christmas" thing started. I don't know how much it really comes up in real life, though.

Most of the rest of the holiday Retail comics are depressingly accurate, though.

I worked retail about 10 years ago, and it was a thing. You'd say "Happy Holidays" or something and they'd scowl and say "I think you mean Merry Christmas". One guy told me to put a ceiling fan in a cart and push it up to the registers for him because he didn't want to push it around. Not wanting to start a fight, I said "yeah sure". I got lectured for 2 minutes about how I should say "yes sir" instead of "yeah sure".

Long and short of it is - people are assholes and will treat retail workers like garbage. Everything about the strip "Retail" seems dead on to me.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I had to work a Black Friday at KMart back in high school and one of the doorbusters was 19" black and white TVs. Whatever geniuses set up the stock layout decided the bulk of them would be put on the top shelf, so my rear end spent a good hour walking up and down the rickety mobile stairs carrying these things. I don't know why would buy a black and white TV in 1999, but they sold through quickly and people were still asking for them all day.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Helicity posted:

Long and short of it is - people are assholes and will treat retail workers like garbage. Everything about the strip "Retail" seems dead on to me.

It's because of the "customer is always right" mentality (which didn't have its current meaning back when it was created, but has since mutated), along with the management's heart-stopping fear that people might take their business ~~ELSEWHERE~~!!!!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Well, Pibporn's back to normal now, I see.

Here's the Nemi I promised.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Evil Mastermind posted:

It's because of the "customer is always right" mentality (which didn't have its current meaning back when it was created, but has since mutated), along with the management's heart-stopping fear that people might take their business ~~ELSEWHERE~~!!!!
The nice thing about KMart was that management cared exactly as much as the workers.

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Helicity posted:

I worked retail about 10 years ago, and it was a thing. You'd say "Happy Holidays" or something and they'd scowl and say "I think you mean Merry Christmas". One guy told me to put a ceiling fan in a cart and push it up to the registers for him because he didn't want to push it around. Not wanting to start a fight, I said "yeah sure". I got lectured for 2 minutes about how I should say "yes sir" instead of "yeah sure".

Long and short of it is - people are assholes and will treat retail workers like garbage. Everything about the strip "Retail" seems dead on to me.

I am so glad I don't work retail. I'd want to have a list with me on a huge roll of paper listing off every holiday, like "national blue crayon day" or whatever, between Thanksgiving and, like, The Epiphany. Also every saint's feast day.

"No, I mean all these holidays."

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