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"so my first night in the white house and i thought the lincoln bedroom was where abraham lincoln slept, but the aides tell me no that's just the name of the room. what the hell???" "also i forgot the code to the nuclear football. does anyone know how to reset the password?"
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"I thought the vice president was like, the leader of the vice squad or something. Like, I'm the commander in chief of the armed forces and he is the commander in chief of the police force." "I wanted to make fun of Jose Canseco in my inauguration speech, but my script writer told me no. So instead as my first official act as president I wrote an executive order creating 'Jose Canseco Sucks Day'"
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Another epic Dan moment caught on camera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcxeac9CmCU
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Vinny > Dan then now forever
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Humphrey Vasel posted:Vinny > Dan then now forever
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Dan. Now. Forever.
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I only occasionally watched GB when Ryan was alive so I didn't know him all too well. Going back and watching the old stuff, he was really funny and him and Jeff had really great chemistry and it sucks that he's dead 
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Oh yeah also:
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I was gonna say at least good on him for finally shaving before noticing the date.
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There's a recent premium podcast with Dan and his dad introducing someone from Ireland to America. It is quite entertaining and things go about like you expect. Also Dan can name more countries in Europe than you might expect.
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I don't expect Dan to be dumber than a rock so it's probably not surprising.
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I can't believe how much Patrick sucks balls, good lord. I'm trying to watch the UPF where jeff where's an Oculus Rift and he's just destroying all the fun I'm having. gently caress you if your reading this.
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Fire Patrick and Alex to open the positions Not like either of them do anything
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NienNunb posted:I only occasionally watched GB when Ryan was alive so I didn't know him all too well. Going back and watching the old stuff, he was really funny and him and Jeff had really great chemistry and it sucks that he's dead they had great chemistry because they were friends since their childhoods yes when ryan died jeff was a mess for months and it showed on video (still funny, but definitely less energy)
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Carecat posted:Fire Patrick and Alex to open the positions
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Carecat posted:Fire Patrick and Alex to open the positions Use the money gained from their salaries to buy Brad a treadmill and some celery.
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K. Flaps posted:Use the money gained from their salaries to buy Brad a treadmill and some celery. There's nothing he can do short of quitting dota, to go back to his normal size.
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He blew up due to HIV-related weight gain. Didn't I cover this already.
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I remember some random office video where Ryan made fun of the little sleeves on Patricks tiny tshirt and everyone joined in. After that point, Patrick started wearing adult clothes. That was GB's peak.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I remember some random office video where Ryan made fun of the little sleeves on Patricks tiny tshirt and everyone joined in. After that point, Patrick started wearing adult clothes. That was GB's peak. lmfao
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In I think the latest UPF they did a Drawful round where someone drew a bunch of haphazard specks and someone wrote as the answer "Patrick's Facial Hair" and he looked kind of offended so maybe he'll fix his poo poo.
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Wormskull posted:In I think the latest UPF they did a Drawful round where someone drew a bunch of haphazard specks and someone wrote as the answer "Patrick's Facial Hair" and he looked kind of offended so maybe he'll fix his poo poo. thats also ryans fault
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elf help book posted:thats also ryans fault lol
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Actually yeah because he said something like "So can you even grow hair on your face". drat.
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its funny watching ryan gbs videos because if you can read between the lines you can tell he's a massive (cool) rear end in a top hat that legitimately offends and angers people with his comments (including his fellow giantbomb staff). the subtle but awkward angr and offense that you hear in some of the quicklooks is really funny esp. the brand and ryan endurance run of deadly premonition (brad controls, ryan watches. ryan watches and slowly grows to hate brad more and more for sucking). even when ryan died when they had the big discussion podcast they all talked about how he was a certain 'type' and that he could really get on your nerves sometimes with the poo poo he said lol basically what im saying is that ryan was easily the most epic member of gb before dan showed up
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I'm watching through the Game Room Quick Looks. This is a literal masterpiece. Also why is the official GB thread so loving bad?
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When someone dies young, you often hear people say that he was too good for this world, that God saw his holiness and thought his character to belong more in Heaven than on Earth. But what if it's not goodness or holiness that inspires God to steal our best examples, but Epicness? If there be any truth to this, I fear for Dan's life.
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NienNunb posted:I'm watching through the Game Room Quick Looks. This is a literal masterpiece.
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brad developed adult onset retardation and obesity after he became addicted to DOTA.
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Sir AIDS posted:brad developed adult onset retardation and obesity after he became addicted to DOTA.
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NienNunb posted:I'm watching through the Game Room Quick Looks. This is a literal masterpiece. Serious lmao when Jeff pretended to be quicklooking something else and then popped game room up.
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NienNunb posted:I'm watching through the Game Room Quick Looks. This is a literal masterpiece. because the gb staff also posts there im loving banned from the gb website forums for 'being a jerk' lol
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When Ryan died they needed a new fat and hired Dan because they wanted an idiot on staff Dan turns out to be a bulletproof dalai lama so brad had to pick up the slack and since he's newly retarded Jeff could trick him in to hosting
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If you don't like Patrick, how the making GBS threads dicknipples do you think Cara Ellison would be a good idea? Also Alex is cool and good, and more than anyone else he probably needs the buffer of self-esteem.
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Alex isn't cool or good They should have left him stuffed in whatever locker that made him the man he is today
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Gaspar Lewis posted:If you don't like Patrick, how the making GBS threads dicknipples do you think Cara Ellison would be a good idea? nobody thought that read the thread fellow gamer
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User "Carecat" did.
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