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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Wanamingo posted:


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz



So I assume in this case, "big or small" would be the European equivalent of "Number 1 or number 2"?

Although it wouldn't surprise me if Inspector Danger would arrest a suspect based on the size of the dump he took.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


It looks like Brooke drew ugly faces on purpose this time.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo, in which Ol' Mouse decides to move with the cheese. (December 10, 1956)



Peanuts: Year Two (December 10-12, 1951)







Today's Super-Fun-Pak Comix is a Lucky Ducky. I post it with great trepidation.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wow I never thought I'd see a Lucky Ducky I didn't like. I think it needs the longer format.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Did the writer of RMMD completely forget about the existence of conflict?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

New, improved "Not-A-Joke!" Almost tastes like the real thing!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Helicity posted:

Long and short of it is - people are assholes and will treat retail workers like garbage. Everything about the strip "Retail" seems dead on to me.
I worked in retail too and think Retail sucks rear end and the "good" characters are all unlikeable shits. Storyline Retail a crappier version of Luann. The "customers suck" jokes have all been done and rehashed multiple times. Norm Feuti ran out of material years ago.

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Dec 9, 2014

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Why is Dustin eating at a fancy restaurant with his dad?

On the Fastrack

You could just come to our local mall. We had a santa and there was pretty much no line.

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

Now see, this comic is so much better than Retail.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

Why is Dustin eating at a fancy restaurant with his dad?

Good point. They're definitely on a date.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

What results? What the gently caress are you talking about, Charles?

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



I thought that was pretty good.

Yesterday's Heavenly Nostrils



Kliban's Cats



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 12/9/2003



Those are "dance togs", huh?

Strange... Zits is still yesterday's.

Kevin & Kell



Nemi a little later again, I'm still screwing around with my capture software.

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Dec 9, 2014

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Green Intern posted:

Good point. They're definitely on a date.

It's about time, he's screwed him enough the least he could do is buy him dinner.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac


Poptropica


Heathcliff



Since we're nearing the end of the year, do we want to keep this thread rolling into 2015 or do we want to close this one out and start anew? It doesn't seem like this one is as long as the other threads have been.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.


Skippy (October 4, 1927)



Peanuts (December 12, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (March 19-20, 1926)



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set knows how to serve their country.


Working Daze meant to say "HR", I think.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

What results? What the gently caress are you talking about, Charles?

Having installed my own tree this weekend, I'm pretty sure Boyce means "No matter how you order your tree, you're gonna end up with a trail of shed needles through your house." Unless you go artificial, I suppose.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!


I initially perceived that as a toilet joke.


I've been catching up on the old "terrible webcomics" megathread, and, well...

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life

Cripes lady 3 seconds on Google tells me both Lego.com and Target.com have it in stock and target has free shipping.



Retail



Indolent Bastard fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Dec 9, 2014

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You can't quit this game, so you'd best Understand the Rules Comix.

Pooch Café


There's a certain point in everybody's scientific educations where increased understanding of something stops being comforting and starts being horrifying.

Ballard Street


That looks like fun. I bet we can figure out the rules to this.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
The Strange World of Mr. Mum


GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


This is so absurd, he just goes in and knocks everybody out. He doesn't get them to reveal any information or anything, he just beats them up.

I suppose that makes him a good fit for this Jungle Patrol.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

GorfZaplen posted:


Classic Prince Valiant



Hey, it's Gundar Harl!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Everyone got the original premise of this storyline now? Good.

Rex Morgan MD



She'll protect her with her life or die trying.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Here's today's Nemi



E: Crap, thumbnailed, that's huge. Sorry, I'm working at a much higher resolution, and the original (even though it fits on my display just fine) seemed to be close to table breaking. I'll downsize more tomorrow. Is there a "carved in stone" definition of table breaking anyway? I've always wondered.

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Dec 9, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Deep Dark Fears

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD



She'll protect her with her life or die trying.

I wonder what what'sherface's parents think about having their daughter be a glorified chauffeur/servant.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Fingerpori



No puns today

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Guy Gilchrist is reading the thread, so why the hell is he still doing this.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Wanamingo posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia



I love that second panel. So many dragons.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
From the sublime to the ridiculous... have the next Classic Funky

Death Ray
Jan 20, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 6 years!)


Seriously? Stealing Calvin and Hobbes' schtick? I didn't know Schulz began that lazy!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


"Hmm, slow day today. Hey! Hey you over there! Do you have an embarrassing story to tell??"

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Alternatively, it was any one of the guys who hadn't heard this arcane rule of fashion.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy


Huh. I guess Flattop Jr.'s car was a submarine after all.

Judge Parker


"We can make a sweatshop at home that's just as good as any overseas!"

9 Chickweed Lane


Bert has every right to be suspicious. The way Brooke draws, that probably is a grenade.

Pibgorn

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Can everything about Brooke please gently caress off. Just like gently caress right off a cliff. It would be one thing if it were only unfortunately ugly or unfortunately tedious art dick tugging, but for it to be so unrepentantly both as much as it possibly can muster with its infantile balled up ham fists of pretentious smuggery is just my limit.



This isn't like a "stop posting comics" but just an expression of a general sentiment that's been festering for several years now.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Wanamingo posted:


Dick Tracy



Unintentional comedy, no doubt, but still I chuckled.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010



I'm getting mixed signals.

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