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Prince Xixor was the head of Black Sun, the biggest organized crime corporation in the galaxy. Naturally Emperor Palpatine liked him & Black Sun a lot and for awhile Xixor and Vader vied for his affections until Vader managed to destroy him. Im sure there's a novel-length essay on Wookipedia about him and another one about Black Sun.
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A large subplot of his book revolved around him trying to date-rape Leia using his pheromones. E: There's also a chapter where Vader and Xizor debate the ethics and efficacy of Imperial sociology in front of the Emperor.
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It looks like she's just doing a dance in front of him.
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I can't believe I only just noticed this, but the Stormtroopers aren't even reacting to the zapping.
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Pththya-lyi posted:I can't believe I only just noticed this, but the Stormtroopers aren't even reacting to the zapping. They've seen crazier poo poo in the EU, cyclops Leia is pretty small fry for them.
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:A large subplot of his book revolved around him trying to date-rape Leia using his pheromones. The absolute best part was that Xizor was described as "physical perfection" as far as his body went, and was so bored by working out or training he had a special room where he could sit at a computer and force fields would exercise his muscles so he could maintain peak physical condition without having to do anything. Star Wars EU knew their fanbase even in the 90s and blatantly catered towards them.
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the best part about shadows of the empire was xizors sex robot
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kingcom posted:They've seen crazier poo poo in the EU, cyclops Leia is pretty small fry for them. Imagine if stormtroopers just have a "crazy poo poo pool", like they've been around long enough to know that at every climactic moment some really wild poo poo is gonna go down, do you think they take bets beforehand?
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pentyne posted:The absolute best part was that Xizor was described as "physical perfection" as far as his body went, and was so bored by working out or training he had a special room where he could sit at a computer and force fields would exercise his muscles so he could maintain peak physical condition without having to do anything. SaltLick posted:the best part about shadows of the empire was xizors sex robot
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SaltLick posted:the best part about shadows of the empire was xizors sex robot 3P0? 
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Blistex posted:3P0? Guri 
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albany academy posted:Imagine if stormtroopers just have a "crazy poo poo pool", like they've been around long enough to know that at every climactic moment some really wild poo poo is gonna go down, do you think they take bets beforehand? If that Trioculus guy was my boss I wouldn't particularly object to seeing him bite the dust.
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someone post the edit with all the lasers flying around
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That gif is the prequels.
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albany academy posted:Imagine if stormtroopers just have a "crazy poo poo pool", like they've been around long enough to know that at every climactic moment some really wild poo poo is gonna go down, do you think they take bets beforehand? Probably, thats actually why they probably miss all the time because they know that they might accidentally hit someone who can turn in a rancor or something.
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The idea of storm troopers as genre savvy jobbers, who are just tired of all these star wars, make them the first characters in the series I feel empathy for.
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Fellbat posted:The idea of storm troopers as genre savvy jobbers, who are just tired of all these star wars, make them the first characters in the series I feel empathy for. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Davin_Felth Behold the super storm trooper. Knew that AT-ATs could be tripped up and had his career ruined. Found droid parts on Tatooine.
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SaltLick posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Davin_Felth this is the definition of tying bullshit together around a nameless background guy, gently caress
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why are star wars fans so much worse and convoluted than all the others
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Harime Nui posted:I've never played the games it's just, it sounds like the whole thing is "HEH, light side, dark side, can't you just see how wrong that is maaan" when all along the light side really just means 'balance,' ying/yang (or light and dark if you prefer) working together and 'dark side' virtually means just loving up That idea would play better before the prequels made it clear the "light side" is being a weird emotionless, attachment-free sexless android.
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Defiance Industries posted:That idea would play better before the prequels made it clear the "light side" is being a weird emotionless, attachment-free sexless android. I dunno, a big thing in the prequels is that the jedi have become idiot weirdos over the years
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SaltLick posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Davin_Felth most realistic part of the eu
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Defiance Industries posted:That idea would play better before the prequels made it clear the "light side" is being a weird emotionless, attachment-free sexless android. It would also play better if it wasnt like Answer A: Help everyone and accept no reward. Give your own money to orphans. GAIN LIGHT SIDE POINTS. Answer B: Kill and rape everyone and take their money, burn down an orphanage. GAIN DARK SIDE POINTS. Just have answers that are less obvious, and dont loving tell me what answer shoves me into what direction. Let me figure out that poo poo myself or have me reap what i sow at a later point without having a detailed diagram of excatly how good/bad i am at this very instance.
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SunAndSpring posted:speaking of dumb names Stay safe Lumpy Space Empress Yolomon Wayne posted:Im honestly amazed there is no Darth Death. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Mortis A quick check of Wookiepedia reveals dozens and dozens more Sith lords with terrible names: Darth Talon, Darth Zhorrid, Darth Desolous, Darth Nihl (different from Darth Nihilus), Darth Stryfe, Darth Maleval, Darth Maladi, Darth Havok, Darth Ravage, Darth Decimus, Darth Howl, Darth Atroph, Darth Scabrous, Darth Karnage, Darth Ruin, Darth Kallous, Darth Vilus, Darth Enraj, Darth Iratus, etc etc..
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Stay safe Lumpy Space Empress But no Darth Death, right?
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Yolomon Wayne posted:But no Darth Death, right? umm.....
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'Mortis' is Latin for 'of death' (as in 'rigor mortis')
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Darth howl lol
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Fetus Tree posted:Darth howl lol theres so many to choose from. its a loving buffet
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sith could go for an aggressive public relations makeover. darth happy, darth honorable, darth byob
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:'Mortis' is Latin for 'of death' (as in 'rigor mortis') Yes i know, but its still a shot from actual literally Darth "Death".
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It'd be a pretty stressful time for a Sith apprentice when they're about to graduate to Sith lord and they see their master flipping through a thesaurus trying to pick a new name for them.
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I dunno but if you were told that you could never get laid or masturbate ever for your entire life, it's no wonder your bizarre surging passions take you down the dark side. No loving poo poo passion leads to the dark side, that sexual frustration has to be channeled somehow. Meditation only works for so long.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It'd be a pretty stressful time for a Sith apprentice when they're about to graduate to Sith lord and they see their master flipping through a thesaurus trying to pick a new name for them. This explains why assassination amongst Sith is pretty popular. When all the cool names are taken, you gotta kill the current holder.
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No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four apprentices all fighting over who's gonna be Darth Ebon, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick.
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I feel the urge to write fanfic starring Darth Rainbow.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I feel the urge to write fanfic starring Darth Rainbow. Change it to Darth Raynbo, make them Vader's secret apprentice and you have half an EU novel already
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Improbable Lobster posted:Change it to Darth Raynbo, make them Vader's secret fuckboi and you have half an EU novel already Gotcha. Im gonna be rich.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Change it to Darth Raynbo, make them Vader's secret apprentice and you have half an EU novel already jfc
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Otisburg posted:No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four apprentices all fighting over who's gonna be Darth Ebon, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. Listen princess, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good gently caress what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a princess. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before.
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