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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Using Sound Forge, I sauteed Bing Crosby to accompany some totally not-creepy home movies that are not mine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDeft2Vu_g

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Was there anyone who offered to sing if lyrics and music were provided? All I have is a crappy built-in laptop mic

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

simplefish posted:

Was there anyone who offered to sing if lyrics and music were provided? All I have is a crappy built-in laptop mic

Depends what you want sung, but I could help.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


UZworm has kindly agreed to help, so no need for other offers!

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Haschel Cedricson posted:

Woo, I finally had time to record.

SUBMISSION



Remember, the deadline is approaching!

this is, fuckin', like, cool, good job

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Woo, I finally had time to record.

SUBMISSION



Remember, the deadline is approaching!

Are you the guy that did "He'll Bring You Coal" last year? You're alright in my book. My roommates who I was torturing with the SA album last year agreed that He'll Bring You Coal was the only song that didn't make them grind their teeth.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

simplefish posted:

Was there anyone who offered to sing if lyrics and music were provided? All I have is a crappy built-in laptop mic

i can sing very good. pm me

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


a starwar betamax posted:

i can sing very good. pm me

Oh I know you can, but Mr Worm has already retired to his recording studio with a copy of the lyrics in hand. Thanks for the offer, though!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Woo, I finally had time to record.

SUBMISSION



Remember, the deadline is approaching!
After the first minute I was hoping you were just gonna talk and strum that one chord for 3 minutes as a masterful troll, but then the actual song was pretty good so I kept smiling. loving CGI Tom Hanks.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Woo, I finally had time to record.

SUBMISSION



Remember, the deadline is approaching!

This is amazing.

I love it.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

OMGVBFLOL posted:

Are you the guy that did "He'll Bring You Coal" last year? You're alright in my book. My roommates who I was torturing with the SA album last year agreed that He'll Bring You Coal was the only song that didn't make them grind their teeth.

He'll Bring You Coal is definitely the standout track from 2013 imo.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


SUBMISSION

I present to you:

Feliz Navitakyon

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Woo, I finally had time to record.

SUBMISSION



Remember, the deadline is approaching!

:allears: I love this one.

exspurt analcyst posted:

Using Sound Forge, I sauteed Bing Crosby to accompany some totally not-creepy home movies that are not mine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDeft2Vu_g

:stonk:

my cat is norris fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Dec 9, 2014

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

ahahahaha my boss just gave me permission to choose the music for the Christmas party.

Time to round up all the SFW hits!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haschel Cedricson posted:

ahahahaha my boss just gave me permission to choose the music for the Christmas party.

Time to round up all the SFW hits!

You NEED 'O Holy Mouthpiece'.

NEED.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

stillvisions posted:

SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/stillvisions/auld-lang-syne-otamatone

A little something for New Years. Electric piano part stolen from some karaoke video online.

Yeah, technically it's from 2013 but I'm new here and it would have missed last year's cutoff anyway. I really need to get off my rear end and record a Christmas song this year.

I think this is my favorite, and yes, it would make a fantastic closing track.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Petit Gregory posted:

SUBMISSION

I present to you:

Feliz Navitakyon



This is fantastically catchy.

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Woo, I finally had time to record.

SUBMISSION



Remember, the deadline is approaching!

This is as well. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks indeed.

stillvisions posted:

SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/stillvisions/auld-lang-syne-otamatone

A little something for New Years. Electric piano part stolen from some karaoke video online.

Yeah, technically it's from 2013 but I'm new here and it would have missed last year's cutoff anyway. I really need to get off my rear end and record a Christmas song this year.

Otamatones are on sale for only $25!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Otamatone-from-Maywa-Denki-White/dp/B002IGTOZQ

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 9, 2014

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

stillvisions posted:

SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/stillvisions/auld-lang-syne-otamatone

A little something for New Years. Electric piano part stolen from some karaoke video online.

Yeah, technically it's from 2013 but I'm new here and it would have missed last year's cutoff anyway. I really need to get off my rear end and record a Christmas song this year.

beautiful

onionmaster
Oct 11, 2012

Haschel Cedricson posted:

ahahahaha my boss just gave me permission to choose the music for the Christmas party.

Time to round up all the SFW hits!

I hope that you include HoHoHobo (Dance Mix) and I Want You For Christmas (Dance Mix). They're built for the club.

Krotera
Jun 16, 2013

I AM INTO MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS AND MANY METHODS USED IN THE STOCK MARKET
GUYS! I got my dog to sing White Christmas for the internet!!!!! It's really adorable!!!!!!!!! And you can experience the magic too!!!



(Sounds used: http://www.freesound.org/people/Puniho/sounds/115536/, http://www.freesound.org/people/kangaroovindaloo/sounds/161643/, http://www.freesound.org/people/Pfujimoto/sounds/29597/, http://www.freesound.org/people/veroma/sounds/169055/, http://www.freesound.org/people/Jamius/sounds/41531/, http://www.freesound.org/people/WeldonSmith/sounds/13598/,http://www.freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/174614/)

Gihon
Jan 9, 2014

exspurt analcyst posted:

Using Sound Forge, I sauteed Bing Crosby to accompany some totally not-creepy home movies that are not mine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDeft2Vu_g

I can see this playing in twilight zone episode. I like it.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Well, I've had it on in the background for the last while and finally got to the end of it all. I can say with certainty that if you've submitted something to the albums, either in past years or this, I've heard it

simplefish fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Dec 10, 2014

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

A friend just called me and started singing Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time. Now it won't be out of my head for hours, god dammit.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

my cat is norris posted:

A friend just called me and started singing Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time. Now it won't be out of my head for hours, god dammit.

That's a friend for life.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Petit Gregory posted:

SUBMISSION

I present to you:

Feliz Navitakyon


This is the best

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

Silly Burrito posted:

That's a friend for life.

== 'friend until you strangle them'

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Petit Gregory posted:

SUBMISSION

I present to you:

Feliz Navitakyon



holy gently caress yes

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


The 25 submissions for 2014 so far:


Whybird posted:

SUMBISSION
Rockin' Rod Bacon

Rockin' Rod Bacon's Christmas opus, (I'm Going To A) Christmas Party:


petrol blue posted:


Submission, god help me.

Elephant posted:

SUBMISSION
Chris Mas

Silly Burrito posted:

SUBMISSION
We Wish You A Gamer Christmas


Rascal_Rockhog posted:


SUBMISSION

UZworm posted:

:siren: SUBMISSION :siren:
Special thanks to ~mystery goonette~ who helped with the female half of the vocals.



onionmaster posted:

SUBMISSION:

a starwar betamax posted:

SUBMISSION
I Just Want You (For Christmas)


a starwar betamax posted:

SUBMISSION

All I Want for Christmas...Is You


oh and here is second part


Brinner posted:

:frogsiren:Submission:frogsiren:

Courtesy of ButtDude.


onionmaster posted:

Well, here it is - The Cups' rendition of Baby It's Cold Outside. SUBMISSION:


Jalleyfish posted:



Krotera posted:

GUYS! I got my dog to sing White Christmas for the internet!!!!! It's really adorable!!!!!!!!! And you can experience the magic too!!!




Petit Gregory posted:

SUBMISSION

I present to you:

Feliz Navitakyon



exspurt analcyst posted:

Using Sound Forge, I sauteed Bing Crosby to accompany some totally not-creepy home movies that are not mine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDeft2Vu_g

Tokit posted:

:siren: SUBMISSION :siren:



People who have offered creative assistance:
my cat is norris - lyrics and female vocals
a starwar betamax - male vocals


People who have said they're working on (more) stuff (possibly):
UraniumArc - Maybe I will make something closer to an actual song later.
T. W. Forsthye - got a xubmission or three in the pipeline... does anyone have suggestions for "must-have" tracks? One nice one for your aunt Susan and one for you.
Captain Yesterday - Working on 'Lost in the Toy Store' and 'Who Will Survive in the North Pole'.
Trees and Squids - NOGRIPPER: SANTA WORSHIPPING DOOM (sludge metal song, if lyrics are provided)

If you aren't on the Nice List, then you probably didn't write "SUBMISSION" next to your submission. That puts you on the Naughty List. I managed to catch Trees and Squids and Jalleyfish to name two (any connection?) but I did try to get them all.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Dec 11, 2014

Brother Buer
Oct 23, 2012


Submission:
:effort:

Don't mix audio tracks late at night kids. Otherwise Mariah Carey will eat your soul.

If you want to do a better job than me, here's the two songs I used (sans sound effects):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNtrS3JdlSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-TGnBOZj1U

Johnny Setlist
Aug 19, 2010
SUBMISSION SUBMISSION SUBMISSION EVERYONE LOOK AT ME

Honestly didn't think i'd have a track in me this year, ruining my annual tradition. But here we go - and all inspired by the phrase "Christmas haemorrhoids". Written and recorded in a day, with much too much additional instrumentation (but this is the season of excess after all). So enjoy, hate it, play it repeatedly at your grandmother; here's "Christmas List".




SUBMISSION OVER GO BACK TO YOUR FAMILIES

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
I had two submissions, with "submission" and everything. Phone posting so can't multiquote.

I Greyhound posted:

After six years, I finally have inspiration and the means to have a
SUBMISSION

Inspired by real life events, it's Baby's First Christmas.



I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

I Greyhound posted:

I felt like trying my hands at one of these, so here is a
NEW :siren: SUBMISSION :siren:
Ripped from the top pop charts of today, it's Presents (Makin' Toys)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

I'm going to try to 11th-hour something. If it ends up not being garbage I will submit it. What's the hard deadline?

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

OMGVBFLOL posted:

I'm going to try to 11th-hour something. If it ends up not being garbage I will submit it. What's the hard deadline?

The soft deadline is once I start compiling everything into a .rar, which will happen sometime Sunday evening PST. The specifics depend how how needy my one-year-old feels that evening.

I'll probably make a "Last Call" post before I start.

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Johnny Setlist posted:

SUBMISSION SUBMISSION SUBMISSION EVERYONE LOOK AT ME

Honestly didn't think i'd have a track in me this year, ruining my annual tradition. But here we go - and all inspired by the phrase "Christmas haemorrhoids". Written and recorded in a day, with much too much additional instrumentation (but this is the season of excess after all). So enjoy, hate it, play it repeatedly at your grandmother; here's "Christmas List".




SUBMISSION OVER GO BACK TO YOUR FAMILIES

This was so catchy and will probably be stuck in my head all day.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


I Greyhound posted:

I had two submissions, with "submission" and everything. Phone posting so can't multiquote.

Man I even posted earlier in the thread about one of your tracks. Sorry, I just skimmed through on my ipad on the bus today, didn't even search for the term on each page.

I'm sure Haschel will do a proper sift through before the .rar is put together

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I don't mind hosting again, even for last year's as well. If anyone wants to quickly point me in the direction of last year's .rar file, I'll try and remember to put it online tonight.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Haschel Cedricson posted:

Need some inspiration? Here is where you can find all three discs of last years' album. The previous albums appear to no longer be hosted, but I'll see if I can track them down and upload them myself.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
I ended up buying an otamatone deluxe because of this thread.

Probably one of the stupider purchases I've done in a while, but it will be entertaining for a little while I guess.

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schmarson
Dec 21, 2012

MY DUDES

Ultra Carp
SUBMISSION



My apologies in advance for your bleeding ears. :(

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