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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

It's going to take me all day to fill this order!

Work work work!

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

Where, uh, where do you get that much cum?

Send Peter North a very kind letter.

khysanth
Jun 10, 2009

Still love you, Homar

Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

I made this for conversing with close friends regarding fantasy football. Extremely not safe for work, do not click on the following for rampant semen drinking.

NWS: http://i.imgur.com/hx3gUFj.jpg <--Do not click on.


^^^^^^^^^^ ...no.... ^^^^^^^^^^^

I always click because I never learn

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

These loss.jpgs are getting weird...

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Jesus, thread.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

davidspackage posted:

Send Peter North a very kind letter.

Who's Peter North? I'm afraid to Google him.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

CobiWann posted:

Who's Peter North? I'm afraid to Google him.

Remember when the fire department came to your school and showed off the firetrucks and hoses and they sprayed the firehose for everyone and it was awesome. Replace the hose with Peter Norths dick.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
*Ahem*

Hydroxypropyl methylcellulose is an emulsification additive used in the porn industry to make fake sperm.

http://www.molecule-r.com/en/content/120-emulsification-additives-methylcellulose

Sorry if i've ruined the magic of porn for you.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

*Ahem*

Hydroxypropyl methylcellulose is an emulsification additive used in the porn industry to make fake sperm.

http://www.molecule-r.com/en/content/120-emulsification-additives-methylcellulose

Sorry if i've ruined the magic of porn for you.

You know what? My brain can somehow parse a woman taking a sip from an enormous cylinder of sperm. Chugging a vat of sperm colored gelatin, that's across the line.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

uhhhhh

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Anyone have the 2spooky gif from the poo poo Aliens game that came out a couple years back?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Pesticide20 posted:

Anyone have the 2spooky gif from the poo poo Aliens game that came out a couple years back?

Or the british slang one with the blind Aliens from the same game.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Haruharuharuko posted:

Remember when the fire department came to your school and showed off the firetrucks and hoses and they sprayed the firehose for everyone and it was awesome. Replace the hose with Peter Norths dick.
So he's aatrek then

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Or the british slang one with the blind Aliens from the same game.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.


I can't believe we don't have a crying flag for Germany.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

cobalt impurity posted:



I can't believe we don't have a crying flag for Germany.

I have no idea what a Flughafen-Feuerwehr is but I want one

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I have no idea what a Flughafen-Feuerwehr is but I want one

It Feuerwehrs your Flughafen.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




As in, special firefighting car for airplane stuff.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I have no idea what a Flughafen-Feuerwehr is but I want one



Edit: I have more!

http://imgur.com/a/DGfiy/all

CommanderApaul has a new favorite as of 13:59 on Dec 12, 2014

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I guess it makes sense that the Germans eventually developed a special fuel-fire-fighting vehicle considering their history of misusing gas

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
that thing looks cyberpunk as heck

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I guess it makes sense that the Germans eventually developed a special fuel-fire-fighting vehicle considering their history of misusing gas

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Lotish posted:

how...fire?

is "fire" supposed to be good or bad?

RRRRR! FIRE BAD!

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

CzarChasm posted:

RRRRR! FIRE BAD!

Tree pretty?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Cat big.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Later episodes of Breaking Bad got weird.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Don't know why he's grimacing, front's obviously the best place to be.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Frostwerks posted:

Don't know why he's grimacing, front's obviously the best place to be.

It's still a place where a grimace is warranted. Just being in the front is not a thumbs up scenario.

I think I took all the fun out that card.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




He's just straining, Santa 2 doesn't want to be a team player.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
what if they paid santa 1 back and started vomiting

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

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