Supersonic Shine posted:I'm not sure I'm getting the full joke. Did something happen to Lou Bega? A little bit.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:the x box one people bought their second emoticon, the original was a celebration of how the x box one loving sucks and the playstation is better Crap posted:*shaking head while looking down* the wrong ram... ArfJason posted:vietnamese fedora pua mra woman who owns an xbone one: me love you wrong ram
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hoodrow trillson posted:Yeah, thanks for asking, I DID cut my hair myself. No, I did not use a lighter. That's very funny, I haven't heard that before. No, I did not comb it with a wet rock, that is also totally original. Um, no, thanks for asking, but I did not mistake the clown college for the barber college. OK? That clear everything up? No? Fine, alrighty. Yeah, no. I didn't, in fact, get my hair sucked off by a wolf. Thank you, I am sure I WOULD look very pretty with long hair, but trust me, I had it and it was a pain in the rear end. No, I did not get a swirlie that lasted five years. No, I am not wearing a white man's scalp, torn off by a Red Indian, as a hat. This is my hair, thank you for noticing. Sorry it's too short for your liking. No, I am not wearing a football helmet made of horse pubes. No, I did not cut the tips off a bunch of paint brushes and glue them to my head with dragon cum. That's very creative and I've never heard it before. Oh, sorry that my hair looks like somebody set Robin Williams' vacuum cleaner on reverse and pointed it at my greased-up bald head. Sorry, um, no.
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Well now I just wanna see this guy's head of hair(?)
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mdemone posted:A little bit. Motherfucker.
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Does anyone have the quote explaining the Finnish (or possibly Danish) counting system and how ridiculous it was? All I remember offhand is that it contained the phrase "in your language of whores and merchants"
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Grandmother of Five posted:On account of all the unfounded criticism of the Danish language and number system, I have decided to help any potential non-Scandinavians reading this thread who may be having trouble deciding on which of the Nordic languages they should chose to learn on account of being too lazy and stupid to learn all of them.
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And I thought French was silly with quatre-vingt and all that bullshit (it's huitante you monsters.)
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No, French doesn't get that stupid until you get above 90.
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RandomFerret posted:No, French doesn't get that stupid until you get above 90. Nothing could be more logical than four twenty ten six meaning 96
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To be fair we used to do the whole 'three score and ten' thing.
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NLJP posted:And I thought French was silly with quatre-vingt and all that bullshit (it's huitante you monsters.)
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And I thought the Finns would have trouble with context. All I can hear in my head now is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKGV2cTgqA
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Russian's kinda funny because it's completely regular n-teen/n-ty/n-hundred/etc. stuff with "sorok" as "forty" just sitting there on its own without any connection to anything else. Not even "chyetirye" ("four").
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Seabhac posted:Nothing could be more logical than four twenty ten six meaning 96 Four twenty sixteen means 96 Four twenty ten seven means 97
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Russian's kinda funny because it's completely regular n-teen/n-ty/n-hundred/etc. stuff with "sorok" as "forty" just sitting there on its own without any connection to either "four" ("chyetirye") or "ten" ("dyesyat"). It actually used to be something along the lines of chyetirdyesyat. However, ermine and sable furs were ridiculously valuable in the 16th and 17th centuries, and the standard amount of furs to trade was a 40 fur pile called 'sorok' - the word became so widespread it eventually replaced the normal word for 40. Hooray for high-school Russian lessons
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my dad posted:It actually used to be something along the lines of chyetirdyesyat. However, ermine and sable furs were ridiculously valuable in the 16th and 17th centuries, and the standard amount of furs to trade was a 40 fur pile called 'sorok' - the word became so widespread it eventually replaced the normal word for 40. ![]()
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Chamale posted:Four twenty sixteen means 96 Because the word for sixteen is "seize" and the word for seventeen is "dix-sept" (ten-seven). For some reason the French only have counting words up to 16, and then it turns into ten-seven, ten-eight, etc. Except for 20, which is "vingt" (but 30 is vingt-dix (twenty-ten)), 40 (quarante), 60 (soixante). 70 is sometimes "septante", but more often it's "soixante-dix". And then 80 turns into quatre-vingt (four twenties). ![]()
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More language quotes:Mr Wikstroem posted:Hey! Don't lump the rest of us in with the Finns! We have no loving clue what the hell they're saying when they speak in their car crash of a language.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Neither have they apparently
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:More language quotes: Mr. Sunshine posted:Swedish is the language of kings. Norwegian is Swedish for mountain hillbillies. Danish was a language once, but then something terrible happened. Finnish is...
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Slugnoid posted:her fat moon faced boyfriend rooting around those giant filthy sweaty thighs for that horrible meaty oval office like a pig hunting for truffles his fat tongue slithering over her clit not realising it's actually a bed sore
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Tollymain posted:6 inches is fairly average, soooo She's yet another of a long line of fat disgusting women who blame their boyfriend for their inability to be pleased rather than their cavernous vaginas or their horrific panniculus, that's ![]()
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When youre the size of a comet 6 inches is relatively small
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Big Centipede posted:When youre the size of a comet 6 inches is relatively small
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cyberia posted:Can someone please tell me what this thing is? I found it in a thrift store, it's wooden, painted green with pheasants and butterflies on it and opens up. It's about the size of a bagel Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That's a Japanese bagel keeper. Mescal posted:Yeah definitely a JBK, but almost certainly a repro of a famous design. Fakes can be worth money too, depending on the craftsmanship. XmasGiftFromWife posted:I wish ametures would do more research before they post. This is not a bagel keeper (did not appear until c18th century) but for doughnuts. The lip with its raised groove served two purposes: 1 to keep doughnut hot while it was brought up to nobles and samurai 2 to keep powdered sugar off the fingers of the upper class. The messy sugar was seen as an insult to ancestors when stuck on fingers and licking of the fingers is forbidden as it resembles a funerary custom. tuyop posted:
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Shes pissed off I stay up late at night and threatened to take my laptop away so I told her I paid for it with my money it doesn't belong to her and she ripped the power cord out of the wal and walked out of my room. After a minute she came back in and gave the cords to me and said from now on I get up in the mornings when she gets up, she better thank God she gave the cords back i am stronger than her and could easily send her to the hospital if I had to. I'm tired of her always being a bitch and if she doesn't change her act, she'll learn the person in power isn't the person who's older, it's the person who's stronger. Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm 24 I shouldn't have to deal with this poo poo Ein cooler Typ posted:I can't contribute because I can't get a job Ein cooler Typ posted:I do what I can around the house. I do some cleaning and laundry
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Kids these days have no respect.
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I thought the followup below was good: natetimm posted:In a just world you would be conscripted and sent to some horrible desert hell to die.
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His username is German for "a cool guy" or "one cool guy" which is funny because he is not that thing.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:His username is German for "a cool guy" or "one cool guy" which is funny because he is not that thing. it's gotta be a fakepost, right? I'm choosing to believe it's a fakepost because god drat son.
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I'm not sure anything from E/N is not a fakepost anymore.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:it's gotta be a fakepost, right? I'm choosing to believe it's a fakepost because god drat son.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:it's gotta be a fakepost, right? I'm choosing to believe it's a fakepost because god drat son. His post history is almost nothing but terse one-liners in GBS so I'm pretty sure he's winding everyone up, someone that genuinely pathetic would make bigger posts more often. Sham bam bamina! posted:He has a video on YouTube where he mumbles "bump... bump... bump... bump... bump... bump..." as Sonic the Hedgehog bounces between two sets of springs on a battered CRT in his filthy goonlair. Ok never mind, maybe he's just a serial killer
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Oxxidation posted:Ok never mind, maybe he's just a serial killer Your title is fitting.
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My Lovely Horse posted:I'm not sure anything from E/N is not a fakepost anymore. but what if people are taking advantage of the "oh everyone fakeposts nowdays" to be brutally honest about how much of a fuckup they really are while writting in a deeply ironic way knowing that most people won't take them seriously while one or two good souls will give sound advice, effectively obtaining the help they need while also pretending to be in on the joke all along?
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