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That's what I get for skimming through my daily webcomics while I'm still waking up. 
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It'd make for a good AI test, though. Torture it first, if it doesn't suicide or go on a murder rampage release to the public, child and idiot proof!
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Dec 5, 2014 17:14
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"We made a new version of our robot bodhissatvas. Testing indicates that the 50% serenity failure rate doesn't occur until 450 kilosufferings.
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Dec 5, 2014 17:27
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to be fair, a sapient ai would probably need to be loving enlightened to deal with humans' bullshit
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Dec 5, 2014 17:28
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I wouldn't give my initial test of an AI an artificial body, that comes much, much later and that body would be pretty drat weak and useless.
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Dec 6, 2014 06:53
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You don't sound like a genius robot inventor... this is the only way.
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Dec 6, 2014 07:03
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If the AI is baked into the hardware, it might make it very difficult to duplicate itself and very easy to kill.
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Dec 6, 2014 07:14
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Her glasses make it look like she's making a ^_^ face in the last panel.
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Dec 6, 2014 08:25
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Wittgen posted:If the AI is baked into the hardware, it might make it very difficult to duplicate itself and very easy to kill. You can still choose not to plug the arms and legs in for the first few tests.
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Dec 6, 2014 09:09
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Oh sure, if you're a wimp.
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Dec 6, 2014 09:21
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In all seriousness, though, the biggest problem Paladin has faced so far has been AI's killing themselves. A sentient being trapped inside a body that doesn't work kind of sounds like the kind of thing that would make it really want to format itself!
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Dec 6, 2014 16:06
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New comic (with fava beans and a nice chianti)
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Dec 9, 2014 11:05
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It begins kill it kill it!
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Dec 9, 2014 11:07
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Panel four is pretty glorious. "I..."guess I have been working hard to create an intelligent servant. Awkward.
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Dec 9, 2014 11:32
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Did we just witness an origin story?
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Dec 9, 2014 14:41
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C'mon homicidal!
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Dec 9, 2014 15:14
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Nah, Joan just want to play rock paper scissors and thinks Allison is first in line. Either that or a dance competition.
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Dec 9, 2014 16:42
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So is this 'To Serve Man' (altruistic), or 'To Serve Man' (ironic)? It's a cookbook!
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Dec 9, 2014 18:15
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To serve man as in danceoff (remember she programs in a sense of humor).
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Dec 9, 2014 18:30
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That robot has been alive for like four seconds and it's already learning bad things from Alison.
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Dec 9, 2014 19:07
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Oracle posted:To serve man as in danceoff (remember she programs in a sense of humor).
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Dec 9, 2014 19:21
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I think this AI just wants to turn itself into some internet hosting space.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:32
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Oracle posted:To serve man as in danceoff (remember she programs in a sense of humor). Haha. Not so impossible to predict after all.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:38
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Oracle posted:To serve man as in danceoff (remember she programs in a sense of humor). Oracle living up to their nick and getting today's "Called it!" award. 
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Dec 12, 2014 11:02
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A) Good call. B) The gleeful look on its (her?) face is quite unsettling.
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Dec 12, 2014 12:21
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I think maybe the real problem is that she's trying to build an AI that's fully sapient and functional right off the bat. Maybe having them go through a "childhood" to get properly socialized would work better? Then again I'm not a professional roboticist and AI programmer 
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Dec 12, 2014 13:51
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Giving it some aversion to actions that will damage itself would be a good move too.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:29
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Tenebrais posted:Giving it some aversion to actions that will damage itself would be a good move too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs 
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Dec 12, 2014 17:15
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I'm starting to imagine scenes like the failures in Robocop 2, but with the robots hitting bystanders in the face with pies before tearing their own heads off.
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Dec 13, 2014 00:16
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gently caress hubris, PUNCH THE SUN BABY 
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Dec 23, 2014 17:08
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Is this all an elaborate setup to give the Super Illuminati a reason to go after Paladin and give Mega-Girl a reason to take them down?
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Dec 23, 2014 23:20
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DarklyDreaming posted:gently caress hubris, PUNCH THE SUN BABY I love that it is actually punching the sun. That was about the last hover text that I thought would come true.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:30
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And some people didn't believe in the SUN PUNCH.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:39
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DarklyDreaming posted:gently caress hubris, PUNCH THE SUN BABY I kind of agree with this take on hubris being basically ancient greek for "uppity".
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Dec 24, 2014 19:42
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This is boring as hell. I thought this was all kind of going somewhere but nope.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:21
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Icarus was an idiot who ignored planly outlined safety guidelines, took a device into an environment it was never designed to operate in, and promptly died when it underwent catastrophic failure. Clearly a man whom engineers should celebrate as a hero. No matter how wondrous a thing you create, no one will read the manual. A_Raving_Loon fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Dec 25, 2014 |
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Dec 25, 2014 02:59
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Hollismason posted:This is boring as hell. I thought this was all kind of going somewhere but nope. 
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Dec 25, 2014 03:59
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But seriously, realtalk, this is a problem with using long form pacing when you can only produce a couple of pages a week and have to present them to the public as soon as they're made. In other words: Webcomics.
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Dec 25, 2014 04:05
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That would explain why nobody posted in here for eleven days.
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If you don't read it for two weeks and then catch up, it doesn't seem so bad.
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