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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Dunban posted:

Rename The Ray Parlour to The Joseph Stalin imo

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

FullLeatherJacket posted:

The history sperg in me wants to point out that Stalin choosing to stay in Moscow was almost entirely irrelevant to the outcome of Operation Barbarossa, and the main argument is as to Hitler choosing to delay the attack on Moscow from July until October 1941 since he didn't see it as critical to winning the war.

It is, however, the sort of thing that Stalin would talk up in a press conference before going home to look at the picture of himself he keeps in his own house.

Kutuzov also wasn't a Tsar.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Brony Car posted:

Kutuzov also wasn't a Tsar.

Kutuzov also didn't get on a train to Eastern Russia in 1812.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

quote:

A very bald and brave one

Actually Stalin was hairy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald%96hairy

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?






quote:

This is the moment we need Brendan to have. A moment of pure instinct. A moment of inspiration that trumps all the self-doubt, caution, and fear. Come on Brendan, you can do it.
:stare: dat stalin post

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Dunban posted:

Rename The Ray Parlour to The Joseph Stalin imo

The Joseph Stal-inn

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Brony Car posted:

Joseph Stalin made a massive balls up of a situation when the Nazi German attacked USSR in WW II. He wasn't ready for it as he had a pact with Hitler. After starving people of Leningrad to death, the German army were within kilometres of Moscow. He had a choice. To leave Moscow in order to Save Russia (Buying himself some time)? Or to stay in Moscow and counter-back, risking he'll lost fast. He went within brinks of getting on the train to get to Eastern Russia, like what Mikhail Kutuzov the Tsar did in 1812, but in the last minute, he had a change of heart and made one of the most decisive decisions in history of this world. A decision that changed the world we live in today. A very bald and brave one. He stayed in Moscow and what happened next we all know.

This is the moment we need Brendan to have. A moment of pure instinct. A moment of inspiration that trumps all the self-doubt, caution, and fear. Come on Brendan, you can do it.

What's the problem. Really makes you think.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Brony Car posted:

Joseph Stalin made a massive balls up of a situation when the Nazi German attacked USSR in WW II. He wasn't ready for it as he had a pact with Hitler. After starving people of Leningrad to death, the German army were within kilometres of Moscow. He had a choice. To leave Moscow in order to Save Russia (Buying himself some time)? Or to stay in Moscow and counter-back, risking he'll lost fast. He went within brinks of getting on the train to get to Eastern Russia, like what Mikhail Kutuzov the Tsar did in 1812, but in the last minute, he had a change of heart and made one of the most decisive decisions in history of this world. A decision that changed the world we live in today. A very bald and brave one. He stayed in Moscow and what happened next we all know.

This is the moment we need Brendan to have. A moment of pure instinct. A moment of inspiration that trumps all the self-doubt, caution, and fear. Come on Brendan, you can do it.

Sounds like something Rodgers would say.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


blue footed boobie posted:

Sounds like something Rodgers would say.

Even if it would be pragmatic to back Stalin, Brendan is convinced Trotsky will win out in the end.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

all of this guys articles are insanely, mind-numbingly bad and he loving loves expected goals.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/why-are-you-so-bad-tottenham/

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYvDXhbAB2U

I was told this would psyche me up, but now I'm more depressed.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

No Galliani as Vader/Anakin after his helmet is removed at the end of Jedi. Voted 1.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer



Any other terrible movie jokes related to keepers?

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Thats in the wrong thread mate

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kloA0qI_3l4&t=65s

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I was discussing Tom Cleverley's awfulness with a co-worker who supports Villa

He did a YouTube search for Cleverley. This gem was the first result lol

Description: "Community Shield 2011. Ideally the game that made everyone stand up and take notice !!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuqqn3Ym2o

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

I was discussing Tom Cleverley's awfulness with a co-worker who supports Villa

He did a YouTube search for Cleverley. This gem was the first result lol

Description: "Community Shield 2011. Ideally the game that made everyone stand up and take notice !!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuqqn3Ym2o

Holy lol.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That Rodgers quotes link was very informative I didn't actually know where the "envelopes" meme came from holy lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That's a shame. It is one of his better photos

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
http://t.co/4Bzgwt5QNK

loving lol at sanchez's

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:


the comments are infuriating

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfI4_Ay_Cxc

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

that's really bad, but this is really good

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
http://imgur.com/a/R2fwy

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Lol

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


Santi Corsola is amazing

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



https://vine.co/v/OXpgzxYKUvO

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Cesc 'John Wall' Fabregas is clearly a different beast to Jack 'Kyrie' Wilshire.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/2qal94/a_united_christmas/

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:


TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


Imagine the scene at mexicanpetal's house

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

/thefeels

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
Christ it's like the poetry corner you get on local newspapers' letters pages only much longer. Is all reddit like this?

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sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
Think of Ballack as the Arabian preservation of Western Culture between Rome and the Renaissance; often overlooked but just as essential to the future success.

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