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Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Twelve by Pies posted:

Ah yes, that old classic carol that everybody knows the tune to. I can't help but remember that episode of Simpsons where the lawyer says that they're infringing on copyright when they go caroling.

Laywer: But you are welcome to sing the many beloved public domain carols such as "O Tannenbaum," "Good King Wenceslas," "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring"

Homer: Those suck! They're worse than nothing!

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it's been a long time since the heydays of The Simpsons, friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7DagmBUOpc

Also gently caress you because I didn't even read the comic when it originally got posted but when you quoted it I actually checked it out and remembered this. :mad:

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.


Skippy the field general. (October 7, 1927)



Peanuts (December 15, 1967)



Funky Crankenshaften



Angry Santa Elf is back for the season, by the way. Just a sample: "To help with the Christmas rush Santa hires orcs. Then Uruk-hai orcs. Then only two elves are alive."

Written by Ces Marciuliano, for the record. Not that strip, the tweet.

Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (March 26-27, 1926)



Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Are shrimp and avocado salad really things known to go together?

Avocados are very versatile. Here; have some, courtesy of GWS: http://goonswithspoons.com/What_to_do_if_nuclear_winter_comes_and_all_that%27s_left_to_eat_are_avocados

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils



Yep, sriracha makes pretty much anything edible.

Kliban



:psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 12/12/2003



Yes. Richard Simmons for instance.

Zits



Kevin & Kell



Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac


The Creeps :ohdear:


Poptropica new cast member?


Heathcliff

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears operates on a strange timeline.


The Dinette Set understands the point of a laugh track.


Working Daze could use a laugh track.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

This morning, my mind was blown at seeing a totally correct reference to Second World for the first time probably ever.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze could use a laugh track.
It already does, there's just nothing at which to laugh.

Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


For a second, it looked like he was putting out a cigarette on the kid's head.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Dunno about the menu, but I'm glad to see John Lowenstein has found happiness in his twilight years.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

In the German translation of this strip they straight up had Calvin say "is it a porn film" in the last panel. I don't often think the translation is better than the original, but this is one case. (To be fair, though, there's no real equivalent to the "dirty movie" euphemism anyway.)

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Let's get Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


There are a couple of cats I'd vote for, but unfortunately Maru is out because he's foreign-born, and Refurb could never get elected because she's female. Bam, I just went Doonesbury on your asses.

Ballard Street


Looks like somebody finally had a talk with the colourist about the dog tongues.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Well great, that's just perfect. Which idiot let Jimmy Olsen into the jungle patrol?

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life


FOOTBALL.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

RandomFerret posted:

There are a couple of cats I'd vote for, but unfortunately Maru is out because he's foreign-born, and Refurb could never get elected because she's female. Bam, I just went Doonesbury on your asses.
"I have, time and again, explained why my face so flat. It is a distraction from the real issues facing our nation, and I will thank you to--"

"Magda, Magda! Leslie Vandenberg, Washington Post."

"Yes? You have a question?"

"Why your face so flat?"

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


"Wow, this guy beat several unarmed prisoners unconscious for no reason or gain! He's definitely on our side!"

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

I've been dreading this Unavoidable Parent Joke™ for the entire duration of this mini-arc.


This is amazing. "Cul-de-sac" is amazing.

Helicity posted:

FOOTBALL.

F O O T B A L L

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Brevity


Mouth courtesy Brooke McEldowney.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Mister Kingdom posted:

Brevity


Mouth courtesy Brooke McEldowney.

Sorry, that's a knockoff. There's not enough cosmic horror involved for it to be a genuine BrookeMawTM

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Mister Kingdom posted:

Brevity


Mouth courtesy Brooke McEldowney.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Oh I love avocados, I just didn't know of the shrimp pairing. But thanks for the link there's some good stuff in there.

F Minus



Mary Worth



More vaguely sexual talk.

Rex Morgan MD



"Deal with it" - Rex

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



Sally Forth


Faye has a mom!!! :monocle:


The Amazing Spider-Man


Seems like I hear about stars dropping out of projects all the time. We know MJ had her lawyer look at the paperwork (he's the guy in Daredevil's lawfirm who isn't Daredevil). What kind of a lovely contract did he let her sign?


Juliet Jones

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Julet Esqu posted:

Juliet Jones


A character who behaved like Billy in a 2014 strip would be a lead-in to a plot arc about rape.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Am I the only goon who hopes the Phantom runs into Savarna at some point? Because bitchtits that would be awesome.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Cowslips Warren posted:

Am I the only goon who hopes the Phantom runs into Savarna at some point? Because bitchtits that would be awesome.

Last time we saw Savarna, she loving shot him.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

Last time we saw Savarna, she loving shot him.

poo poo, for people like Savarna and the Phantom, that's a loving handshake.

Who else will see him and know he's the drat Phantom without giving everything away? Guran? The loving Chantu Python?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Johnny Walker posted:



Rex Morgan MD



"Deal with it" - Rex

David Stewart from the Eurythmics has aged pretty well in this comic strip.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Trying to hold on to what fell through our hands, like using a sieve to move the sands. Over, under, inside and out, a fanatic's zeal erases any burden of doubt.

Nancy


I actually met Santa yesterday. He gave me a piece of coal and asked me why I had been bad, and then asked for directions to the food bank. It was a weird experience.



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia



And with that, we are into our next story.

Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Deep Dark Fears

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Twelve by Pies posted:

Ah yes, that old classic carol that everybody knows the tune to.

Are you being sarcastic? Who doesn't know the tune to Good King Wenceslas?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I know I've said this before, but Classic Phantom cracks me up. I mean I know everything he said is true, but it does sound like something a 5-year-old would make up.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Interesting logic.

Rex Morgan MD



Oh yeah the nursing school storyline. The woman who is the new head of the school saved the woman leading the fight against her making changes there. And Becka quit Rex's office due to the drama there at the school, I believe? I forgot all about it after weeks of Rex talking about his possibly-the-antichrist while eating sandwiches.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

It's been a while since anyone said Hanna Dingdon.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Julet Esqu posted:

Juliet Jones


Wanna ride that roller coaster. Strawberry and unflavored kisses optional.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn
http://i.xomf.com/lnzdv.jpg


Surprisingly, this isn't the fastest that 'Pibgorn' has gone downhill.

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Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

Wanamingo posted:


Lost Side of Suburbia



And with that, we are into our next story.

Isn't there a page or two yet?

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