Supersonic Shine posted:

I'm not sure I'm getting the full joke. Did something happen to Lou Bega?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the x box one people bought their second emoticon, the original was a celebration of how the x box one loving sucks and the playstation is better but the new one is a more abstract representation of a guy whose gimmick is to post exactly the same way they do but about how good the x box one is, he is represented by a badly modelled 3d character because the x box has the wrong megabytes of ram to do good 3d characters

Crap posted:

*shaking head while looking down* the wrong ram...

ArfJason posted:

vietnamese fedora pua mra woman who owns an xbone one: me love you wrong ram

hoodrow trillson posted:

Yeah, thanks for asking, I DID cut my hair myself. No, I did not use a lighter. That's very funny, I haven't heard that before. No, I did not comb it with a wet rock, that is also totally original. Um, no, thanks for asking, but I did not mistake the clown college for the barber college. OK? That clear everything up? No? Fine, alrighty. Yeah, no. I didn't, in fact, get my hair sucked off by a wolf. Thank you, I am sure I WOULD look very pretty with long hair, but trust me, I had it and it was a pain in the rear end. No, I did not get a swirlie that lasted five years. No, I am not wearing a white man's scalp, torn off by a Red Indian, as a hat. This is my hair, thank you for noticing. Sorry it's too short for your liking. No, I am not wearing a football helmet made of horse pubes. No, I did not cut the tips off a bunch of paint brushes and glue them to my head with dragon cum. That's very creative and I've never heard it before. Oh, sorry that my hair looks like somebody set Robin Williams' vacuum cleaner on reverse and pointed it at my greased-up bald head. Sorry, um, no.

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mdemone posted:

A little bit.

Grandmother of Five posted:

On account of all the unfounded criticism of the Danish language and number system, I have decided to help any potential non-Scandinavians reading this thread who may be having trouble deciding on which of the Nordic languages they should chose to learn on account of being too lazy and stupid to learn all of them.

A guide to the Danish number system versus those other languages ~

NON-DANISH

'Ti' means ten and that is basically it. Twenty is two-ten, to-ti. Thirty is tree-ten, tre-ti, and so on and so forth all the way up to ninety. Pretty similar to the number system that you are already familiar with in your language of whores and merchants. A number system based on ten, really? Uh, we use our fingers to count with or whatever. Do you really want to let base biology dictate your number system? Whatever.

DANISH

An exciting, mysterious language and maybe slightly more convoluted so if you're a big babby watch out.

'Ti' still means ten. Stay calm. Twenty is 'tyve', but 'tyve' isn't always twenty, it can be ten, too. Thirty is 'tredieve', I shouldn't have to explain this. GOD! Anyway, that was the easy part.


Forty is fyrre, or more correct, fyrretyve. It sounds like 'four twenties', but it really means 'four tens'. An easy mistake to make if you should somehow be confused by the word 'tyve' now meaning 'ten' instead of 'twenty'. Idiot.

Fifty is halvtreds and sixty is treds. This may trip you up because 'halv' means 'half' and 'halfsixty' is not half as much as sixty. This is because halvtreds is short for haldtredsindstyvende. 'sind' is to multiply and 'tyvende' is a bunch of twenties. Remember how 'tyve' is twenty? Remember how 'tyve' is sometimes twenty? Well, it is now. Anyway, just forget about the number forty. Once you have forgotten about forty, then fifty, or 'halvtredsindstyvende', basically means 'three minus one half multiplied by twenty', and there you have it, fifty. Or as we call it in everyday Danish, halvtreds, halfsixty.

Sixty is 'treds' which is short for 'tredsindstyvende'. That means three times twenty. Uh, Danish is so hard. How do I multiply with twenty? Twenty is twice as much as ten and I only have ten fingers?? ~ A swede.

Next up is seventy which is 'halvfjerds', or as I am sure you have figured out, 'halvfjerdsindstyvende. If you're wondering how much a 'fjerds' is since 'halvfjerds' is apparently half a 'fjerds' then just stop. You're making things needlessly complicated. There is no such thing as 'fjerds' like there is a 'treds' to 'halvtreds' Don't just go making poo poo up. 'Halvfjerdsindstyvende' means 'four minus a half multiplied by twenty. Adds up to seventy, doesn't it? You're going to need 7 swedes to count this high.

Eighty is 'firs' or 'firsindstyvende, which means four times twenty. Remember forty? No? Well, good.

Ninenty is 'halvfems' for short and 'halvfemsindstyvende' all proper like. 'Halv' still means 'half' and 'fem' means five so we've got five minus a half, and you then multiply it by twenty because twenty is better than ten except when twenty is ten because of forty.

Easy.

RandomFerret posted:

No, French doesn't get that stupid until you get above 90.

NLJP posted:

And I thought French was silly with quatre-vingt and all that bullshit (it's huitante you monsters.)

Freudian posted:

Seabhac posted:

Nothing could be more logical than four twenty ten six meaning 96

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Russian's kinda funny because it's completely regular n-teen/n-ty/n-hundred/etc. stuff with "sorok" as "forty" just sitting there on its own without any connection to either "four" ("chyetirye") or "ten" ("dyesyat").

my dad posted:

It actually used to be something along the lines of chyetirdyesyat. However, ermine and sable furs were ridiculously valuable in the 16th and 17th centuries, and the standard amount of furs to trade was a 40 fur pile called 'sorok' - the word became so widespread it eventually replaced the normal word for 40.

_{Hooray for high-school Russian lessons}

Chamale posted:

Four twenty sixteen means 96
Four twenty ten seven means 97

Mr Wikstroem posted:

Hey! Don't lump the rest of us in with the Finns! We have no loving clue what the hell they're saying when they speak in their car crash of a language.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Neither have they apparently

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

More language quotes:

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Swedish is the language of kings. Norwegian is Swedish for mountain hillbillies. Danish was a language once, but then something terrible happened. Finnish is...
Know what, I guess Finns are Martians. Drunk Martians.

Slugnoid posted:

her fat moon faced boyfriend rooting around those giant filthy sweaty thighs for that horrible meaty oval office like a pig hunting for truffles his fat tongue slithering over her clit not realising it's actually a bed sore

Farmland Park posted:

posted:

We love each other dearly and hope to be married one day, but due to our size and his relatively small (6") penis we are unable to have penetrative sex.

Tollymain posted:

6 inches is fairly average, soooo

Farmland Park posted:

Big Centipede posted:

When youre the size of a comet 6 inches is relatively small

cyberia posted:

Can someone please tell me what this thing is? I found it in a thrift store, it's wooden, painted green with pheasants and butterflies on it and opens up. It's about the size of a bagel

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That's a Japanese bagel keeper.

Mescal posted:

Yeah definitely a JBK, but almost certainly a repro of a famous design. Fakes can be worth money too, depending on the craftsmanship.

XmasGiftFromWife posted:

I wish ametures would do more research before they post. This is not a bagel keeper (did not appear until c18th century) but for doughnuts. The lip with its raised groove served two purposes: 1 to keep doughnut hot while it was brought up to nobles and samurai 2 to keep powdered sugar off the fingers of the upper class. The messy sugar was seen as an insult to ancestors when stuck on fingers and licking of the fingers is forbidden as it resembles a funerary custom.

tuyop posted:

History undergrad spotted!

Japanese Doughnut/Bagel Keepers make their appearance on Honshu after the Taika Reforms of 645CE. This is, in fact, a Tang Era Sino Bagel Keeper approved by the administration for candidates of the state examination. The "pheasants" are actually controversial renditions of the Earth Spirit which indicates that the original owner of this SBK sought humility and balance and may have been Taoist, though Buddhist is more likely. The "butterflies" are butterflies, which are pretty and have no historical significance.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Shes pissed off I stay up late at night and threatened to take my laptop away so I told her I paid for it with my money it doesn't belong to her and she ripped the power cord out of the wal and walked out of my room. After a minute she came back in and gave the cords to me and said from now on I get up in the mornings when she gets up, she better thank God she gave the cords back i am stronger than her and could easily send her to the hospital if I had to. I'm tired of her always being a bitch and if she doesn't change her act, she'll learn the person in power isn't the person who's older, it's the person who's stronger.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm 24 I shouldn't have to deal with this poo poo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I can't contribute because I can't get a job

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I do what I can around the house. I do some cleaning and laundry

I cook sometimes but mostly we eat fast food or frozen dinners


I don't know any maintenancce

Volume posted:

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Kids these days have no respect.

Volume posted:

natetimm posted:

In a just world you would be conscripted and sent to some horrible desert hell to die.

Volume posted:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

His username is German for "a cool guy" or "one cool guy" which is funny because he is not that thing.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

it's gotta be a fakepost, right? I'm choosing to believe it's a fakepost because god drat son.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

it's gotta be a fakepost, right? I'm choosing to believe it's a fakepost because god drat son.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

He has a video on YouTube where he mumbles "bump... bump... bump... bump... bump... bump..." as Sonic the Hedgehog bounces between two sets of springs on a battered CRT in his filthy goonlair.

Oxxidation posted:

Ok never mind, maybe he's just a serial killer

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm not sure anything from E/N is not a fakepost anymore.