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Church, cult, cult, church. So we get bored someplace else Sunday morning. Will this really change our day to day lives?
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The Nastier Nate posted:Church, cult, cult, church. So we get bored someplace else Sunday morning. Will this really change our day to day lives? And what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week, we're just making God madder and madder.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:59
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And what if we chose the wrong religion? Such as.... miscellaneous....
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Dec 12, 2014 16:44
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Coming up next: make your own ladder. Dig your own grave and save!
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Dec 12, 2014 18:50
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week, we're just making God madder and madder. Jimmy, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Dec 12, 2014 19:25
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IMJack posted:Jimmy, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze? No IMJack, you don't want to drink booze. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:31
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When I was seventeen, I had a really good beer... ♫ ♭#
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Dec 12, 2014 19:57
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Spectacle Rock posted:When I was seventeen, I had a really good beer... ♫ ♭#  Can I be a boozehound?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:22
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Not 'til you're fifteen.
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Dec 12, 2014 22:51
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My Name is Nate and I'm alcoholic. But Nate, this is a TV IV thread. Is it? Or is that you posters can't admit you have a problem.
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Dec 13, 2014 00:50
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:No IMJack, you don't want to drink booze. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs. TMMadman no function beer well without.
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Dec 13, 2014 01:09
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Jerusalem posted:Such as.... miscellaneous.... Sorry Jerusalem. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.
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Dec 13, 2014 02:53
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Everything Counts posted:Sorry Jerusalem. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler. Looks like it's back to good old fashioned voodoo.
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Dec 13, 2014 04:53
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TMMadman posted:TMMadman no function beer well without. Whaddya think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking something along the lines of "No TV and No Beer make Retail Slave Something Something..."
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Dec 13, 2014 05:11
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Two more words, eh? Screw Flanders! 
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Dec 13, 2014 05:38
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This post is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong...
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Dec 13, 2014 08:04
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AKA Driver posted:This post is written on a cocktail napkin! 
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Dec 13, 2014 08:21
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AKA Driver posted:This post is written on a cocktail napkin! That mod has had it out for me since I ran over his dog one time ... Well, you have to replace dog with son and one time with repeatedly
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Dec 13, 2014 10:32
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Skeesix posted:Well, you have to replace dog Needs more dog.
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Dec 13, 2014 11:00
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Jerusalem posted:Needs more dog. It looks like he's trying to jump over her, but can't quite make it. Come on, boy! You can do it!
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Cry Havoc posted:It looks like he's trying to jump over her, but can't quite make it. Come on, boy! You can do it! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end. This is the end of dog racing.
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The Nastier Nate posted:My Name is Nate and I'm alcoholic. Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die? It didn't die.
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Retail Slave posted:Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end. This is the end of dog racing. Ladies should stick to girl sports like oil wrestling or foxy boxing.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Ladies should stick to girl sports like oil wrestling or foxy boxing. With sexy results.
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Dec 13, 2014 18:34
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Skeesix posted:That mod has had it out for me since I ran over his dog one time Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a poster is abusing a mod. Might this be the start of a terrifying planet of the posters? In this goon's opinion, almost certainly yes. And away I go!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a poster is abusing a mod. Might this be the start of a terrifying planet of the posters? In this goon's opinion, almost certainly yes. And away I go! Ladies and gentleman, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Simpsons Quote Thread has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive goons or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TVIV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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TMMadman posted:Ladies and gentleman, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Simpsons Quote Thread has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive goons or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TVIV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. Mmmm....sugar caves.....
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The SituAsian senior, the gentle genius behind Simpsons Quote thread, loved and cared about almost all the goons of the forums. And he, in turn,was beloved by the forums, except in 2008 when he was criticized for his controversial thread, “Helldump Supermen Are Our Superiors”
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CatchrNdRy posted:The SituAsian senior, the gentle genius behind Simpsons Quote thread, loved and cared about almost all the goons of the forums. And he, in turn,was beloved by the forums, except in 2008 when he was criticized for his controversial thread, “Helldump Supermen Are Our Superiors” Oh that's just a story the admins make up to scare you... like Aatrek!
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TMMadman posted:Ladies and gentleman, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Simpsons Quote Thread has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive goons or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TVIV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. The strong must protect the sweet...
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Do over Ham posted:Mmmm....sugar caves..... Do over Ham, if foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot. Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! 
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Jerusalem posted:Oh that's just a story the admins make up to scare you... like Aatrek! Forums scandal update: Aatrek sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
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Dec 14, 2014 00:59
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Jerusalem posted:Oh that's just a story the admins make up to scare you... like Aatrek! They're really socking it to that Aatrek guy. He must work there or something.
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Monday_ posted:Forums scandal update: Aatrek sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers. No, what I said is that Aatrek sleeps with the fishes.
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Dec 14, 2014 02:12
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Gin_Rummy posted:No, what I said is that Aatrek sleeps with the fishes. With sexy results.
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Dec 14, 2014 02:16
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Gin_Rummy posted:No, what I said is that Aatrek sleeps with the fishes. Oh, that's much worse.
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Gin_Rummy posted:No, what I said is that Aatrek sleeps with the fishes. 
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Gin_Rummy posted:No, what I said is that Aatrek sleeps with the fishes. People don't do that kind of thing with fish.
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Monday_ posted:People don't do that kind of thing with fish.  There's your answer, fish-bulb.
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Just one... Thomas Edison... inventor of the caramel cod fish bulb.
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