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Nam Taf posted:Slow Motion: Making poor life decisions so you don't have to. Slow Motion: Where you too can vicariously live a "Bad With Money" lifestyle! EDIT: Slow Motion: Where you too can vicariously live a "Baller With Money" lifestyle!
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PCjr sidecar posted:Warhammer figurines. Either this or magic cards.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:25
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Slow Motion - Ok champ you've got the biggest dick of them all. Clearly.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:27
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Dwight Eisenhower posted:The "hobby" is dealing drugs. If you do not think the hobby is dealing drugs, explain how an egomaniac like SlowMo doesn't tell everyone about his new hobby that he blew $1200 on. If this thread ends with SlowMo fired and in jail for drug trafficking will it be the greatest success or the greatest failure in BFC / E/N history?
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Dec 10, 2014 04:36
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axeil posted:If this thread ends with SlowMo fired and in jail for drug trafficking will it be the greatest success or the greatest failure in BFC / E/N history? Getting arrested is bad with money. If he can get out of debt selling drugs, more power to him. It'd better be coke, though. Long-term prospects for selling weed with consistent profit margins in Seattle don't look good.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:06
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Aliquid posted:Getting arrested is bad with money. If he can get out of debt selling drugs, more power to him. IF they tax it like they do in Denver the black market will just just fine.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:11
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I just feel like quoting this again.Slow Motion posted:In terms of managing my finances reviewing the discretionary spending is the best way to understand which costs I can most easily control.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:58
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A BFC Poster scans the list of threads. His heart speeds up as he spies what he has been looking for. The Slow Motion thread has been bumped. His breathing becoming shallow and rapid, A BFC Poster clicks the link that leads him to the latest posts in the thread, and hunches over his keyboard. His body is tense. It's been nearly an hour since he last struck, and the pressure in his chest is becoming unbearable. With the last of his patience, A BFC Poster skims past post after post of, "What's the hobby, SloMo?" His pulse quickens further with each iteration of the phrase. Soon it will be his turn! He does not realize it, but A BFC Poster is moaning softly to himself as he moves his cursor to click on the "Reply" button. Into the empty box, A BFC Poster types, "What's the Hobby?" His vision is now tinged gray at the periphery, and he hears the blood pounding in his temples. He hesitates for only the briefest moment - it is all his state of arousal will allow - and clicks submit. In that instant, he feels release. The unbearable pressure is gone, and he is filled with warmth. The chemicals of pleasure course through his body, and his limbs become cooked spaghetti. With his lips slightly parted and his head tilted back, A BFC Poster breathes deeply and holds the air in his lungs. He luxuriates in the feeling of being utterly spent, pleased with what he knows in his heart to be a job well done. Another BFC Poster scans the list of threads. His heart speeds up as he spies what he has been looking for. The corner of his lip has curled into a sneer he is not even aware of. He clicks the link, and hunches over his keyboard.
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Dec 10, 2014 13:23
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Centripetal Horse posted:A BFC Poster scans the list of threads. His heart speeds up as he spies what he has been looking for. The Slow Motion thread has been bumped. His breathing becoming shallow and rapid, A BFC Poster clicks the link that leads him to the latest posts in the thread, and hunches over his keyboard. His body is tense. It's been nearly an hour since he last struck, and the pressure in his chest is becoming unbearable. With the last of his patience, A BFC Poster skims past post after post of, "What's the hobby, SloMo?" His pulse quickens further with each iteration of the phrase. Soon it will be his turn! He does not realize it, but A BFC Poster is moaning softly to himself as he moves his cursor to click on the "Reply" button. Into the empty box, A BFC Poster types, "What's the Hobby?" His vision is now tinged gray at the periphery, and he hears the blood pounding in his temples. He hesitates for only the briefest moment - it is all his state of arousal will allow - and clicks submit. In that instant, he feels release. The unbearable pressure is gone, and he is filled with warmth. The chemicals of pleasure course through his body, and his limbs become cooked spaghetti. With his lips slightly parted and his head tilted back, A BFC Poster breathes deeply and holds the air in his lungs. He luxuriates in the feeling of being utterly spent, pleased with what he knows in his heart to be a job well done. This should be added to the memoir imo. It certainly reads better than anything I've seen out of that book thus far.
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Dec 10, 2014 13:26
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Slow Motion posted:Hey guys, it's me! Slow Motion! I decided to tell you all what the hobby is! It's Oh noooo 
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Dec 10, 2014 13:27
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But Not Tonight posted:This should be added to the memoir imo. It certainly reads better than anything I've seen out of that book thus far. It doesn't fit. It's too noir, it's too fun, and it reads too easily. Where's the stilted dialogue? Where are the sentences you have to re-read two or three times to comprehend? The slowmo memoirs are the literary equivalent of his non-sensical "budgets".
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Dec 10, 2014 13:39
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Slow Motion posted:Had my review today. Raise was only $4/hr with another $4/hr contingent on a passing grade when results are released in January. My ratings were not bad, nor great. Pretty similar to last year really. I'm going to need to pass some loving exams if I'm ever going to FTFY
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Dec 10, 2014 14:01
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What's in the box?!?!
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Dec 10, 2014 15:05
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what if there's another hobby inside it!
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Dec 10, 2014 16:43
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His hobby is probably selling coke. That's probably what that 1500 in "sales" were. So he's now making tons of money on the side. Right... RIGHT?
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Dec 10, 2014 17:15
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Slow Motion posted:I'll post a tutorial on eating eggs after a workout in the next few days. so slowmo, hobby talk aside what's your current weight? Are your lifts improving?
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Dec 10, 2014 17:18
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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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Dec 10, 2014 17:21
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Whew. Just got caught up on this bad boy. Really hope to see SloMo encounter some sort of wake up call, though I know his skull is too dense. Fantastic thread though, good work everyone
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Dec 11, 2014 21:13
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I can't remember, do firms usually put people with felonies in positions where they can control funds, and have insider knowledge?
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Dec 12, 2014 00:36
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last laugh posted:I can't remember, do firms usually put people with felonies in positions where they can control funds, and have insider knowledge? Being a criminal is a pre-requisite of the financial industry isn't it?
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Dec 12, 2014 06:33
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Nam Taf posted:
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Had my performance review today. It went well; got the "Effective" rating with guidelines on growing into my newer role and mentoring others not just as a software project manager, but also now as a product manager. But now I nee help from BFC. That clearly means I should also start spending lots of money per month outside of work on a hobby, but doing what? A) Restoring antique furniture B) Sailing in a luxury yacht club C) Making custom chainmail for LARPing D) Cutting gemstones My old roommate's family is pretty rich, and her dad actually asked me if I could get him in touch with a raw gemstone supplier while visiting family overseas, as if it was just something I'd know... SpelledBackwards fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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Dec 12, 2014 13:24
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You could make some big time cash if furniture restoration was your hobby,
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Dec 12, 2014 13:28
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Go B and don't look back until you're homeless.
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Dec 12, 2014 13:51
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SpelledBackwards posted:But now I needed help from BFC. That clearly means I should also start spending lots of money per month outside of work on a hobby, but doing what? Bitcoin day trading.
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Dec 12, 2014 13:53
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Antique yacht photography
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District Selectman posted:Antique yacht photography Custom yacht gemstone chainmail.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:36
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Spermy Smurf posted:Custom yacht gemstone chainmail. Artisan rappelling cocaine edit Finnish whore decanter
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Dec 13, 2014 08:08
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Centripetal Horse posted:A BFC Poster scans the list of threads. His heart speeds up as he spies what he has been looking for. The Slow Motion thread has been bumped. His breathing becoming shallow and rapid, A BFC Poster clicks the link that leads him to the latest posts in the thread, and hunches over his keyboard. His body is tense. It's been nearly an hour since he last struck, and the pressure in his chest is becoming unbearable. With the last of his patience, A BFC Poster skims past post after post of, "What's the hobby, SloMo?" His pulse quickens further with each iteration of the phrase. Soon it will be his turn! He does not realize it, but A BFC Poster is moaning softly to himself as he moves his cursor to click on the "Reply" button. Into the empty box, A BFC Poster types, "What's the Hobby?" His vision is now tinged gray at the periphery, and he hears the blood pounding in his temples. He hesitates for only the briefest moment - it is all his state of arousal will allow - and clicks submit. In that instant, he feels release. The unbearable pressure is gone, and he is filled with warmth. The chemicals of pleasure course through his body, and his limbs become cooked spaghetti. With his lips slightly parted and his head tilted back, A BFC Poster breathes deeply and holds the air in his lungs. He luxuriates in the feeling of being utterly spent, pleased with what he knows in his heart to be a job well done.
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Dec 13, 2014 22:19
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whats hobby
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Dec 13, 2014 22:39
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Quel est ton passe-temps?
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Dec 13, 2014 23:03
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how is habby formed
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Dec 13, 2014 23:18
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paperchaseguy posted:how is habby formed
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Dec 13, 2014 23:30
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paperchaseguy posted:how is habby formed
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Dec 14, 2014 00:56
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how man paess free tieme
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Dec 14, 2014 01:24
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moana posted:how man paess free tieme it was in bfc this mroing a man in seattle who had kill nine months budgats
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Dec 14, 2014 02:55
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They need to do way instain slomo
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Dec 14, 2014 03:21
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My pary is with the baller. I am sorry for your lots.
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Dec 14, 2014 06:13
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paperchaseguy posted:how is habby formed omg
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He bought a motorcycle according to his post history. Down payment on a ducati?
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