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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I probably have kitchenware that weighs more than those stairs.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

erick rowan is a modern artist

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
stair fort

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
so is there a stip here besides "stair wall"

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
I'm cracking up at Rowan's satisfied look having built his masterpiece.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
Who okayed this hobo to play tetris during a PPV?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Rowan is constructing Stairhenge

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
please make a stairfort

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Erick Rowan: gently caress the match, time to make block forts :D

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Erick Rowan decided to play tetris with the stairs in the middle of the match

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
This is Great

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


This match is poetry

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Rowan aside from being a vintner is also an architect

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
erik rowan: master builder

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

waffle iron posted:

Pretty much a regular match where stairs don't cause a DQ.

Or possible a no DQ where there are only stairs as weapons.

Lame. You should have to put together a giant staircase on top of your opponent or something.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Needs More Ditka posted:

these stairs are 5" thick of steel. during production the raw material they used to produce them continually broke 12 successive shearers until they imported a super guillotine bigger than the sun from Xenu himself

Heres a rare photo of said stairs creation

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Supergenius Erick Rowan must be terrible at Tetris laying out the stairs like that.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

The Landstander posted:

please make a stairfort

no big shows allowed

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Play the Tetris theme over this.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Took Big Red so long to make that wall of stairs because he was calculating the physics of throwing Big Show into them perfectly with his computer brain.

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Look at how easily Rowan flings around those 900 pound stairs, wow wow wow

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
*inconspicuously tries to rezip zipper*

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

The Landstander posted:

Erick Rowan is a garden gnome.

His name is Winklebottom.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I liked the part where Big Show tenderly unzipped Rowan's jumpsuit, more of that please

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Hahaha zipping up during the sell

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Delsaber posted:

I probably have kitchenware that weighs more than those stairs.

Are you Big Show's personal chef?

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Meat Recital posted:

Marry that woman.

Again?

One of the best parts of a wedding is you only have to do it the once.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Many people don't know this, but Rowan is also famed architect Frank Lloyd Wright.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I've seen hipster shitlords downtown try to pass off lesser stuff as art so good on Rowan

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.
Big Show should have let him finish his stair fort. Rude.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





laughing at Rowan desperatly zipping his suit back up

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Chekhov's stairs wall

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Haha zipping up the jumpsuit

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I really hope every time Rowan gets the Big Show down he just keeps going back to building...something

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

:lol: rowan zipping up his jumpsuit while selling

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Erick rowans dick was about to pop out

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
hahaha that table is strong

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope the stair wall never gets used and just sits there for the rest of the evening.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Stair Wars: The Hoss Awakens

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I liked the part where Big Show tenderly unbuttoned Rowan's jumpsuit, more of that please

I'm glad you liked my fanfic, but what does that have to do with anything?

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