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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Did anybody tell either competitor these stairs are supposed to be 300lbs?

They are Jay Cutler-ing the gimmick.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Here's another first lmao

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Shima Honnou posted:

Took Big Red so long to make that wall of stairs because he was calculating the physics of throwing Big Show into them perfectly with his computer brain.

I now want Rowan to do the thing from the new Sherlock Holmes movies where he figures out everything in his head before the fight.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

BigRed0427 posted:

Heres a rare photo of said stairs creation



lollin at the idea that superman is making stairs for the sole purpose of feeding bog how

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
OH HE KILLED HIm

BAH GAWD HE KILLED HIM

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

these men are basically writing the book on steel steps right now

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
didnt he win his first title from flair and not hogan

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What's the opposite of Pat Patterson? Because whoever that is, they booked this match.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Who's going to climb those stairs?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
They should make a super-tall stair out of those tiny steps and dive off of it for the finish.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

BigRed0427 posted:

I am just now realizing how loving stupid this match is.
How did you not realise this the moment it was announced?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

"We wan't Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy's Gaby Girl" :stare:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why are everyone's hands bleeding tonight?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


It's almost like they are deliberately sandbagging this show.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
John Cena is backstage right now, watching this match, and shedding a single tear as his stair gimmick is now canonical in WWE lore

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
When does Big Show pull out an extra-large Big Show sized set of stairs to win the match?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

AND AGAIN

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



This is the best stairs match ever!

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

CubsWoo posted:

didnt he win his first title from flair and not hogan

Big Show? From Hogan, 1995.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
doa Snake Eyes into the stairs please

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

projecthalaxy posted:

Why are everyone's hands bleeding tonight?

The brass ring is covered in spikes.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Jerusalem posted:

What's the opposite of Pat Patterson? Because whoever that is, they booked this match.
In all seriousness, probably Kevin Dunn, if the stories are even half-true.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

projecthalaxy posted:

Why are everyone's hands bleeding tonight?

Brass ring's too tight.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

CubsWoo posted:

didnt he win his first title from flair and not hogan

Nope. It was the "I'm Andre the Giant's son" angle.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

pressedbunny posted:

How did you not realise this the moment it was announced?

I don't know. WWE from Summer SLam to now has been kind of a blur.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
NXT chant

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Rowan is trying so hard and I feel bad for him to be stuck with Big Show.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Although it looks like Big Red Erick Rowan is in trouble, this is actually all going exactly as he had planned out earlier.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abrasive Obelisk posted:

Big Show? From Hogan, 1995.

That was Andre the Giant's son, you loving mark!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I like this match despite a weird gimmick

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

LvK posted:

youtube video titled "sweaty seven foot tall hoss unzips hairy ginger hunk's jumpsuit"

haha

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
An NXT chant!

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Literally murder him Rowan

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Nxt nxt nxt

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
This is the match that makes Erik Rowan's career.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Oh my god, this is the greatest thing

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
This really isn't a bad match

I mean it's not a GOOD match

But it's not a bad match

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs

GenericMartini posted:

Rowan is trying so hard and I feel bad for him to be stuck with Big Show.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Big Show is almost as bad about audibly calling spots as John Cena

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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

21 Hoot Salute posted:

This is the best stairs match ever!

I imagine it will go down as the best stairs match of all time

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