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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Big Coffin Hunter posted:

better than the cage match vs. wyatt because at least J&J are supposed to be geeks

True. I guess this would be worse to me since Rollins is effectively your top heel right now.

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Dias posted:

A Cena match is good when he loses clean.

By this merit he has had like 3 good matches.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Chokes McGee posted:

Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.

I think it has in the past, but possibly not every time.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Yay! A wrestling move!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
somebody in the control booth in stamford please cancel the rest of the ppv and just air zayn/neville on loop until 11PM to everyone in the arena and on the network, thanks

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I'm going to hurt myself laughing at this gif I forgot about this dumb loving match

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Food Court Druid posted:

This match is bad but I don't see how a chickenshit heel using outside interference is a crime against booking

it makes seth look like a pussy, which is okay for some heels but not for someone still trying to establish themselves

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This PPV and WWE's main product as a whole are the drizzling shits.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Sliced Bread #2 and no one gives a gently caress.

That's how bad this match is.

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs
That was kinda neat

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Real Talk: What are those tables actually made of? Are they specially made weak as gently caress tables or just garbage quality normal tables?

They're gimmicked prop tables designed to break easily, probably made of particle board or something.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I didn't think it would be possible to have Seth in a bad match.

This PPV is the loving worst.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


oknope posted:

My dad said John Cena is ugly and fat [not serious, he’s just a tool].

Me and my mom are like LOL Are you blind?

My dad is like I’m better looking than John Cena.

Maybe you have a hot dad idk

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


oknope posted:

My dad said John Cena is ugly and fat [not serious, he’s just a tool].

Me and my mom are like LOL Are you blind?

My dad is like I’m better looking than John Cena.

Thanks, keep me posted on your dad.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

oknope posted:

My dad said John Cena is ugly and fat [not serious, he’s just a tool].

Me and my mom are like LOL Are you blind?

My dad is like I’m better looking than John Cena.

Is your dad Brock Lesnar

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
the timekeeper should get like an armored glass box with chain link reinforcement or something at this point

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Haha, random Salida Del Sol.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

oknope posted:

My dad said John Cena is ugly and fat [not serious, he’s just a tool].

Me and my mom are like LOL Are you blind?

My dad is like I’m better looking than John Cena.

your dad sounds cool

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

pressedbunny posted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
I completely loving forgot those two have a match. Jesus.

Well, ''match''.

Matches Left:
Kane/Ryback
Divas
Rusev Wins
Dean/Bray

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Cena just won the Royal Rumble

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Sky Shadowing posted:

Yes. Tables, announcer tables, Table-San, card tables, coffee tables, glass tables, periodic tables.

All tables.

Now I really want someone to bring out a cardboard periodic table and smash it over someone's head and then claim victory

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Goddamn it, lose Cena

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I wonder what kind of gum Seth is chewing.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
SIX TABLES AH AH AH

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Is it just me or this match isn't good? I'm really bored watching this

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
I had to shut off the football game since it was giving me too much heartache

Has the show been any good at all

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Lillian looks bored.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Cena just won the Royal Rumble

quotinug this pist for next month

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Ok so now its TLCSSBB?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
What even stops people from using ladders or chairs in this match? That's why this ppv is dumb.

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs
It's really starting to dawn on me why this match wasn't the main event

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Vintimus Prime posted:

Is it just me or this match isn't good? I'm really bored watching this

:the john cena story

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I still love how the MitB briefcase just gets the poo poo beat out of it more and more as the year goes on.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

I had to shut off the football game since it was giving me too much heartache

Has the show been any good at all

Do yourself a favor and go back to football.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Vintimus Prime posted:

Is it just me or this match isn't good? I'm really bored watching this

Imagine if they weren't trying to outshine NXT.

Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

I had to shut off the football game since it was giving me too much heartache

Has the show been any good at all

Stairs match was instant MOTY ***** must watch

(nope)

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
i guess wwe's track record this this year of having good ppvs despite terrible builds had to end at some point

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Sasha aint ratchet posted:

I had to shut off the football game since it was giving me too much heartache

Has the show been any good at all

Opener was HM quality with lots of dumb bumps. Stairs match was comical. This match is happening now because AMBROSE is in the MAIN EVENT

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

StarkRavingMad posted:

Now I really want someone to bring out a cardboard periodic table and smash it over someone's head and then claim victory

Logs into a wrestling forum as John Cena and posts a way too big image.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oknope posted:

My dad said John Cena is ugly and fat [not serious, he’s just a tool].

Me and my mom are like LOL Are you blind?

My dad is like I’m better looking than John Cena.

I'm picturing your dad as Kate Beaton's dad and that makes this so much better.

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