PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ookiimarukochan posted:

I see they serve them uncut.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 15:13

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# ? May 10, 2024 12:32

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Man, David could have saved himself a lot of trouble if they had Pizza Hut back in the biblical days.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 15:58

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Do you think anyone has ever gotten some ketchup or mayo in their mouth and blown it out through the hole yet?

VVV Aww

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 17:09

Tibor: Apr 29, 2009

beato posted:

Do you think anyone has ever gotten some ketchup or mayo in their mouth and blown it out through the hole yet?

Well no, because it's a photoshop.

Edit: original

http://i.imgur.com/0vpDI4A.jpg

# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:47

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:13

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_wax

# ? Dec 12, 2014 18:25

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 14, 2014 00:23

GAINING WEIGHT...: Mar 26, 2007; See? Science proves the ~~Jews~~Muslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Say Nothing posted:

Hmm, yeah, "deo 5", makes it seem like there's 5 gods, which we all know to be blasphemous, good catch

# ? Dec 14, 2014 01:10

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:55

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

# ? Dec 15, 2014 04:16

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

canyoneer posted:

idgi

# ? Dec 15, 2014 05:29

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

Chard posted:

idgi

Looks like a forced perspective trick making it look like one police officer is performing fellatio on the other one.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 05:37

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

ookiimarukochan posted:

New from Pizza Hut: Eyes of Sauron in a Blanket

# ? Dec 15, 2014 08:31

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

canyoneer posted:

So is there any way this isn't a blowjob in progress?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 14:05

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

cobalt impurity posted:

So is there any way this isn't a blowjob in progress?

It's a perspective thing. They have their cars parked next to each other and the guy closer to the camera is leaning against his car. You can kind of see the hood at the very bottom of the picture. It's easiest to see it in the 3rd picture because you can see the corner of the headlight.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 15:30

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

MindlessHavok posted:

It's totally a cop blowing another cop

thank you for being honest

# ? Dec 16, 2014 06:09

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 18, 2014 08:37

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Say Nothing posted:

Would

# ? Dec 18, 2014 08:49

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Palmersaurus posted:

Would

With that? You wouldn't even reach.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 10:39

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Pneub posted:

With that? You wouldn't even reach.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 10:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:15

Splizwarf: Jun 15, 2007; It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

"You'll put your eye out!"

# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:49

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Gotta love a "trying to look cool" shot that completely backfires like this... although being able to blow a smoke dick at will would be pretty cool.

# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:52

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

"Expecto Patronum! Oh GODDAMMIT"

# ? Dec 19, 2014 04:05

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Oh, I don't know. Beating off ( :haw:

) enemies with gigantic smoke penises would be pretty loving awesome.

# ? Dec 19, 2014 04:32

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Chard posted:

Gotta love a "trying to look cool" shot that completely backfires like this... although being able to blow a smoke dick at will would be pretty cool.

Everyone should like a guy who blows dicks :colbert:

# ? Dec 19, 2014 10:08

CrowsNestMutineer: Mar 9, 2009; _{* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.}

Bobby Digital posted:

"Expecto Patronum! Oh GODDAMMIT"

Erecto Patronum

# ? Dec 19, 2014 13:23

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Bobby Digital posted:

"Expecto Patronum! Oh GODDAMMIT"

It's PatroNUM not PaTROnum.

# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:33

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pneub posted:

With that? You wouldn't even reach.

I'm a grower not a shower.

e. wait for it...

(also enlarge it please)

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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:52

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Sham I Am posted:

It's PatroNUM not PaTROnum.

It's a cock ring

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:13

Splizwarf: Jun 15, 2007; It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Palmersaurus posted:

(also enlarge it please)

That's what she said. :downsrim:

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Say Nothing posted:

Did we seriously make it this far without a cock smoker joke? Good for us!

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:47

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did we seriously make it this far without a cock smoker joke? Good for us!

I was waiting for the dickbutt version.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:35

axia: Nov 15, 2005; The future is now.

# ? Dec 23, 2014 05:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 23, 2014 10:29

Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

Article has possibly the best line in BBC reporting history:
One Facebook user said: "It looks like a willy tee hee!!"

# ? Dec 23, 2014 20:16

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 24, 2014 09:22

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Say Nothing posted:

Is that the 19th hole?

# ? Dec 24, 2014 10:01

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

Ewan posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

Article has possibly the best line in BBC reporting history:
One Facebook user said: "It looks like a willy tee hee!!"

"And this end is where the, ah, Hemel Hempstead comes out." :eng99:

# ? Dec 24, 2014 14:31

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SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

LoonShia posted:

Is that the 19th hole?

There's only two.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:11

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