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girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

A Man Threw A Knife At My Head, And All I Got Was This Concussion

It's actually a sharpened solid metal dildo shaped object.

Here's some cold steel .gifs I made for a different thread:





and just the what

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Awesome Andy
Feb 18, 2007

All the spoils of a wasted life

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Preston Lacy looks like one of those guys from the SNL "Da Bears" sketches.

And now Carlton





TheFatTubist
Feb 2, 2007


So what pressure point you gotta hit for him to pop his knife out like that?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

karn1635 posted:

The original 1823 version of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement C. Moore printed the Dutch names and had it spelled Dunder and Blixem. The 1844 reprint in "An American Anthology" by Edmund Clarence Stedmen included the German spelling at the time Donder and Blitzen. Both translate to English as "thunder and lightning." Today, however, the spellings would be Dunder and Bliksem or Donner and Blitzen (Dutch/German respectively).

Actually :eng101: it's Donder in Dutch.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

TheFatTubist posted:

So what pressure point you gotta hit for him to pop his knife out like that?

In an actual fight he would be breaking that guy's elbow by raising his shoulder up and pulling down on his opponent's arm in one quick motion. Actually doing this while training is frowned upon.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

TheFatTubist posted:

So what pressure point you gotta hit for him to pop his knife out like that?

Also, the idea is to hyperextend the arm/strain the elbow until the pain is too great to hold on to anything. Someone serious might just break the guy's arm, I don't know.

Blue knight seems generally unimpressed though.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

jiharlequinade posted:

An American Werewolf In London






All practical effects too.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

In an actual fight he would be breaking that guy's elbow by raising his shoulder up and pulling down on his opponent's arm in one quick motion. Actually doing this while training is frowned upon.

That's not what I learned from Sleeping Dogs :colbert:.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

Actually :eng101: it's Donder in Dutch.

Swiss then whatever.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

What the poo poo? Where can I go wakeboard fish dunking?

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Bassketball

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

IslamoNazi posted:

What the poo poo? Where can I go wakeboard fish dunking?

Upper Mississippi River if I recall correctly. An invasive species of asian carp with a mutation that caused them to jump out of the water when frightened is taking over the river system and threatening the great lakes. Tons of informative videos out there if you look, an actual serious problem.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

Hydrolith posted:

Bassketball
:golfclap:

The best I had was 'netball'.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle





:tinfoil:

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008


Did I just watch someone die?

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Krowley posted:

Did I just watch someone die?

Nah, the whole thing was staged.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bad Munki posted:

Nah, the whole thing was staged.

Yah, the first take was so piss poor they had to give it a second go.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

In an actual fight he would be breaking that guy's elbow by raising his shoulder up and pulling down on his opponent's arm in one quick motion. Actually doing this while training is frowned upon.

Or, you know, just gut the idiot on the instep. He was going to anyway. :shrug:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Raptor1033 posted:

Upper Mississippi River if I recall correctly. An invasive species of asian carp with a mutation that caused them to jump out of the water when frightened is taking over the river system and threatening the great lakes. Tons of informative videos out there if you look, an actual serious problem.

Yep, Asian carp. The fuckers are all over the Mississippi, and have been gradually moving north since their arrival. Lots of Midwestern states are trying their damnedest to keep them out of the Great Lakes, where they'll surely wreak havoc on the ecosystems up there like they do everywhere else. They're invasive, obnoxious, and, according to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, "injurious," which I wasn't aware was even a word until a recent statement from them about the pestilent interlopers. It is a felony in Illinois to sell live Asian carp. That's how serious the problem is. Giving alcohol to a 10-year-old isn't even a felony in Illinois.

Every year, there's a fishing tournament in Bath, Illinois, where the goal is to catch as many of them as you can without fishing poles. They just jump all around like that and you've got to catch them with nets or your hands or smack them with something and recover their stunned stupid bodies. Last year's champ caught 480 of them in two hours. Pretty sure this year's winner broke that record.

This year, Chef Phillipe Parola was a special guest at the tourney and cooked a bunch of them up onsite and served them to spectators as one more "gently caress you" to Asian carp.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Kung Fu Hustle






Feeple
Jul 17, 2004

My favorite part of this hobby is the rules arguments.

Robert Denby posted:

Kung Fu Hustle

All of these movies were just rockin'.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

might wanna :wms: that sick violence, man.

Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 21:45 on Dec 14, 2014

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming



Song of the Sea, new film from Secret of Kells people... looks INCREDIBLE.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



I want to hope the dogs were running back to the shore so they could get maximum swim time.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

fong posted:

new favourite reaction gif:



This dude looks a hell of a lot like Curly from the Three Stooges.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

fong posted:

new favourite reaction gif:




Padawan
Nov 27, 2014

Holy Ghost Mortal Kombat

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Bricklord posted:

Holy Ghost Mortal Kombat





Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Bricklord posted:

Holy Ghost Mortal Kombat



How come the cameramen didn't fall down?

Doesn't matter, I'd totally tithe my hard earned cash at that church.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Wario Ware


Gourmet Sentai: Bara Yarou


Knuckle Bash


World Heroes Perfect


Day of the Tentacle

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
Back on page 1, this


kicked off a dance party, but all I could think when I saw it was


(source video)

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Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011


Somebody make the fish loving explode when he slam dunks it into the container the first time.

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