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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Metalgate, lol.

Here, enjoy some Swalloed while your guts spill out the small slit of your penis or rip your vagina apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS6Ml4sfKs

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Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
I'm going to do something about this. I'm going to tweet a hashtag!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFlWB8YpDro

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

You realize that this is SR Prozak, right? ANUS originated as text files on an FTP site and for the longest time ANUS was the only metal site on the Internet.

So yeah, 90's as hell.

I know the background yeah. It's just my thoughts on things have changed in 20 years and his haven't and it still shocks me for some reason

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Ahahahaha someone talk me out of buying this thing. Or don't, actually, because it's hilarious and I think I need it.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Shakenbaker posted:

Ahahahaha someone talk me out of buying this thing. Or don't, actually, because it's hilarious and I think I need it.

I cannot, in sound mind, attempt to talk you out of it.

It's glorious.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Shakenbaker posted:

Ahahahaha someone talk me out of buying this thing. Or don't, actually, because it's hilarious and I think I need it.

Oh I'm ordering this.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Yeah, I forked my money over for one. Now the question is do I put it on my desk at work, or do I set it somewhere in my house.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
Crossover thrash band In Defence currently has their whole discography pay what you want on band camp. https://indefence.bandcamp.com/

Gorewar
Dec 24, 2004

Bang your head
This thread's reaction to #metalgate warms my heart. I mean, a non-insignificant chunk of metal fandom is made up of neo-nazis and metal shows are almost always 95% white guys. I think the video games crowd is actually much more inclusive than us, and that's saying something.

Also, given that SR Prozak once ran the nazi.org website, this is some serious acting-in-bad-faith that, unfortunately, Pantera fans will eat up.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
What? Metal gate?

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
At The Metal Gates

edrith
Apr 10, 2013
Immortal broke up. Kind of. There's a hissy fit over who owns the trademark. What is with Norwegian black metal bands and trademark disputes?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

edrith posted:

Immortal broke up. Kind of. There's a hissy fit over who owns the trademark. What is with Norwegian black metal bands and trademark disputes?

I really hope that doesn't turn into a Jello Biafra situation.

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot
it would be cool if the breakup led to another I album

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

cryme posted:

it would be cool if the breakup led to another I album
wouldn't be mad about that at all

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

edrith posted:

Immortal broke up. Kind of. There's a hissy fit over who owns the trademark. What is with Norwegian black metal bands and trademark disputes?

quote:

"The band rents a rehearsal space where costs were being shared between the three band members. Harald and Reidar did not want to pay their share of the rent since the band, in their opinion, was not active. Olve, as songwriter, was dependent on the rehearsal space and was willing to cover the rental costs himself.

"The other two members then moved out of the premises and stopped paying their share of the rent. Olve perceived this move as them pulling out of the band."

This sounds exactly like some of the trivial, petty hissyfits the bands I was in when I was loving seventeen years old would have to deal with. :xd:

Geisladisk fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Dec 15, 2014

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
New album March 6th:



http://bravewords.com/news/enslaved-in-times-album-artwork-tracklisting-revealed-release-date-confirmed

*hnnnnnnnng*

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Dec 15, 2014

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



I guess #METALGATE can't be all bad if it got metalsucks to write an article that's actually halfway cogent.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/12/15/what-the-fck-is-metalgate/

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Metal gate made me have to interact with people that feel change is evil and that I'm actually the bad guy for forcing progressive views. In other words, same old poo poo.

Anyway I'm flip flopping on going to see Opeth, In Flames & Red Fang, worth it?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Nope.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



Yeah, no.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
The In Flames set would be a good time to get really loving drunk or go to taco bell or something

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Drunk Canuck posted:

Metal gate made me have to interact with people that feel change is evil and that I'm actually the bad guy for forcing progressive views. In other words, same old poo poo.

Anyway I'm flip flopping on going to see Opeth, In Flames & Red Fang, worth it?

The Opeth setlist actually looks pretty decent but yeah you might want to liquor up during Red Fang so you can endure IF.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
I mean I like Red Fang but yeah the rest of that doesn't look enjoyable at all.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
I vaguely remember hearing a Red Fang song or two and kind of digging it so that set would probably be ok. I also remember that they have good taste in guitars and basses so I'd probably focus on that like a dork

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

I was originally gonna go on Wednesday to Philly basically just to see Red Fang but I don't feel like the hassle is worth it

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Drunk Canuck posted:

Metal gate made me have to interact with people that feel change is evil and that I'm actually the bad guy for forcing progressive views. In other words, same old poo poo.

Anyway I'm flip flopping on going to see Opeth, In Flames & Red Fang, worth it?

I would pay to see Red Fang and then get out before the parking lot traffic starts

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The new Enslaved album also means a new Enslaved North American tour, with YOB (that's...interesting) and Ecstatic Vision (who?).

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Henchman of Santa posted:

Ecstatic Vision (who?).

Psychedelic hard rock. Pretty cool stuff. Enslaved toured with Ancient VVisdom and Royal Thunder a couple years ago, so it's not that weird a choice.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

OHHHH MY GOD

Can't wait. Might even start some big Enslaved effort thread when this gets closer to release.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
I posted this in the stoner/doom thread



:vince:

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

Omnikin posted:

I would pay to see Red Fang and then get out before the parking lot traffic starts
I was at the SF show last week and Red Fang played a really short set, maybe 25 minutes. Opeth played 7 songs from 6 albums, but they're 7 Opeth songs so that was still a pretty long time. In Flames felt like they played forever but I never got into them so I'm not sure whether it's because they sucked or because all of their songs sounded kind of the same to me.

Also, in honor of #metalgate, anyone have any feminist metal to share? (edit) To be clear, I'm talking about metal with explicit feminist themes, not just metal bands with women in them.

Incoherence fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Dec 16, 2014

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

There are more women than ever in metal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw_0WZZOkSc

Never seen a woman do pig squeals before holy poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2SjhR5I36o

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCatoKk9Z0A

:stare:

venus de lmao fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Dec 16, 2014

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Angela Gossow is going to become the Rodney Dangerfield of fem death vocalists, mark my umlauts.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Have some well done, if not exactly mind blowing, melodic black metal with a frontwoman. One of the guitarists is from Inferi, a pretty good tech/melodic death band with some of the most amazing leads ever. As a matter of fact, have them both, even if only one qualifies as having XX chromosomes.
http://oubliette.bandcamp.com/

http://inferi.bandcamp.com/


Also, have some Communion of Thieves, who veer a little more into crust and core and even grind but still have a (black) metal edge to 'em. The live YT clip is almost inscrutable, soundwise (and eventually visually because the lens fogs up), but the performance rules.
http://communionofthieves.bandcamp.com/album/to-serve-man

http://youtu.be/mVBWbQDp764

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Incoherence posted:

Also, in honor of #metalgate, anyone have any feminist metal to share? (edit) To be clear, I'm talking about metal with explicit feminist themes, not just metal bands with women in them.

Fear of God wasn't strictly feminist but Dawn Crosby's lyrics definitely came from a different place, same with Detente.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Edit to my prior post: I read the feminist themes vs. female frontperson criteria exactly backwards, ha. I guess it's possible Communion of Thieves have some feminist themes but I've not delved into the lyrics, sad to say.

In light of this here's Cloud Rat!
http://cloudrat.bandcamp.com/album/moksha-2

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Never seen a woman do pig squeals before holy poo poo:

Have you listened to Abnormality or Cerebral Bore? The Abnormality vocalist is also in Parasitic Extirpation. And Purulent Jacuzzi have a female squealer too.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Incoherence posted:

I was at the SF show last week and Red Fang played a really short set, maybe 25 minutes. Opeth played 7 songs from 6 albums, but they're 7 Opeth songs so that was still a pretty long time. In Flames felt like they played forever but I never got into them so I'm not sure whether it's because they sucked or because all of their songs sounded kind of the same to me.

Also, in honor of #metalgate, anyone have any feminist metal to share? (edit) To be clear, I'm talking about metal with explicit feminist themes, not just metal bands with women in them.

remember that time that some magazine did an article on feminist metal and most of the article was about wolves in the throne room while the bands that actually had women in them were relegated to a side panel? that was funny.

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Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

Omnikin posted:

I would pay to see Red Fang and then get out before the parking lot traffic starts

I was considering doing that last week, but while I kind of like Red Fang I don't '$40 for half an hour' like them. A shame, but I don't have the slightest interest in seeing either Opeth or In Flames.

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