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The Aussies have deployed their crack "cops with guns" unit. Reports can not be confirmed that the cops actually KNOW how to use the guns and that they weren't just stood up to fit in with other countries police forces that are armed
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Pretty sure Australia has had one of the more active domestic counter-terrorism programs in recent years. They've made a ton of arrests in the last year.
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Dec 15, 2014 02:29
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Yeah they've actually been really busy lately.
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Dec 15, 2014 02:36
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Mick Dundee has been called in.
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maffew buildings posted:The Aussies have deployed their crack "cops with guns" unit. Reports can not be confirmed that the cops actually KNOW how to use the guns and that they weren't just stood up to fit in with other countries police forces that are armed The response groups on the east coast know their poo poo.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Mick Dundee has been called in. Last spotted grenade fishing off the coast of Sydney.
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Maybe we'll get lucky and Steve Irwin will rise from the grave to hurl himself at them while yelling 'crikey! this is so bloody dangerous!'
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Two Finger posted:Maybe we'll get lucky and Steve Irwin will rise from the grave to hurl himself at them while yelling 'crikey! this is so bloody dangerous!' Oh no, a storm will come with Steve Irwin. Sydney will experience Sharknado but with stingrays.
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Dec 15, 2014 03:10
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I wonder if the CIA ever considered using jellyfish as a torture method. Not the deadly kind, just the kind that really hurt when you touch them.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I wonder if the CIA ever considered using jellyfish as a torture method. Not the deadly kind, just the kind that really hurt when you touch them. Then they get some guy to pee on them to "neutralize" the stingers. Bonus round!
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I wonder if the CIA ever considered using jellyfish as a torture method. Not the deadly kind, just the kind that really hurt when you touch them. Haha - swim across this one km stretch of water and we'll let you go free Then when they make it just throw them back in prison anyway
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Godholio posted:It's like somebody who never even saw the movie turned it into a cartoon. Not quite, they were just advised by the shows educational advisor (no really), that kids wouldn't grasp a Vietnam vet with PTSD...so best to ignore it entirely. Show was cool and the toys loving owned.
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The Stygian posted:The response groups on the east coast know their poo poo. The East Coast is the Army CT commando groups right? I don't have to know where Sydney is located on, I'm an American. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn Kangaroo sucking off human being
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I wonder if the CIA ever considered using jellyfish as a torture method. Not the deadly kind, just the kind that really hurt when you touch them. rectal jellyfishing
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maffew buildings posted:The East Coast is the Army CT commando groups right? I don't have to know where Sydney is located on, I'm an American. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn Kangaroo sucking off human being Not the ones currently on the scene, no.
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maffew buildings posted:The East Coast is the Army CT commando groups right? I don't have to know where Sydney is located on, I'm an American. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn Kangaroo sucking off human being This is currently done by a rotating SASR squadron, also the AFP has several teams consisting of former special operations types using loaned Australian Army assets. So pretty much the go to guys for this thing are either current active service hardcore badarses, or former active service hardcore badarses. Spacman fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Dec 15, 2014 |
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Spacman posted:This is currently done by a rotating SASR squadron, also the AFP has several teams consisting of former special operations types using loaned Australian Army assets. So pretty much the go to guys for this thing are either current active service hardcore badarses, or former active service hardcore badarses. SASR maintains TAG West. 2CDO maintains TAG East. SASR has nothing to do with the current situation, on a side note.
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at the date posted:rectal jellyfishing sounds like a new thing to try in the bedroom 
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orange juche posted:sounds like a new thing to try in the bedroom 10/10 tried it at work tonight with a john in the powder room
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Can somebody slowly explain to me why I'm an idiot for thinking the ~10-20 hostages should just loving tackle the one rear end in a top hat who's greatest achievement in life is raiding a Lindt cafe and even then forgetting to bring the right terrorist flag.
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Pretty telling that his first demand was for an actual ISIS flag
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Barracuda Bang! posted:Pretty telling that his first demand was for an actual ISIS flag 
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Dude's been spending a lot of time near the window. Here's hoping the Aussies make his head explode on international television.
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Barracuda Bang! posted:Pretty telling that his first demand was for an actual ISIS flag One of his demands is that Aussie politicians state that it is an ISIS attack 
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I'm totally serious with the Airheads comparison. This guy has no loving idea what he's doing. Australia has a parliament, right? 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm totally serious with the Airheads comparison. This guy has no loving idea what he's doing. Regional parliament is like right next door:  Choose 1 target for your politically motivated attack: - Parliament - News Station - National Bank - Supreme Court - Lindt Cafe Don't forget your flag!
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Generation Internet posted:Regional parliament is like right next door: Well arguably the Lindt shop is the least likely to have an armed guard and is a soft target with a lot of people. Similar to that mall in Kenya. Parliament attacks require state funding to pull off usually (see Pakistan).
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In other news a US Marine has been charged with the October murder of a tranny in the Phillippines
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Generation Internet posted:Regional parliament is like right next door: 42 wallaby way
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Waroduce posted:In other news a US Marine has been charged with the October murder of a tranny in the Phillippines I can't wait for the new quote in the next Marines thread OP.
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Waroduce posted:In other news a US Marine has been charged with the October murder of a tranny in the Phillippines I was under the impression that USMC filipino tranny murder was already a weekly occurrence?
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psydude posted:Dude's been spending a lot of time near the window. Here's hoping the Aussies make his head explode on international television. This might have just happened. 
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BBC live feed anchors are debating why the police went in and whether the police presence triggered the actions of the gunman  The British/Aussie attitude towards guns and gun crime is baffling E: gunman is down egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Dec 15, 2014 |
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Those flashes in the windows of the cafe CNN's showing were something out of an action movie. 
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According to  recent tweets the hostages are out and police appear "relaxed" which pretty strongly implies that Caliph Sadbrains is splattered all over the eclairs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuZZWe9tCM Best video so far, I'm sure there will be something better on Liveleak in the next couple hours.
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bbc.com:Man Haron Monis an Iranian asylum seeker and is well known to the Australian police. The cleric is currently on bail for being an accessory to the murder of his ex-wife and is facing more than 40 sexual and indecent assault charges. They let this fucker out on bail
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