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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

SperginMcBadposter posted:

The greatest driving sim is coming soon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83yNNl5_Ezo
disclaimer: it's actually some weird jrpg that happens to have driving

Man, FF is just getting loving weird.

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Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Tommychu posted:

Yes, kinda. There are about 5 Chinese tire brands that are actually good and primewell is not one of them. They're far from the bottom of the barrel though, they're just not good.
Can you see cords through the cracks?

Nah, they aren't that bad. I think what I'm gonna do since these things blow in the winter anyway is just chuck 'em and get some new ones. I was thinking Hankooks, but I don't know for sure. They seem great for cost and reliability.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Terrible Robot posted:

Oh yeah, as if the great day spent hanging out with goons wasn't enough, when I got home a small package was waiting for me in the mailbox, from someone whose name I did not know. Thinking it was my AISS gift, I swiftly tore into it to find something just as good: The Royal Nonesuch's hot sauce! It is incredibly good, with a really strong bite that is matched by its flavor. Seriously, this is really great sauce, it's going to be hard to ration it out.

Strongly recommend you start producing and selling this, it's got the chops.


:tipshat: Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the beer money! CSB sent me a positive review stating it really hammered his rear end :v:

You guys will be the first to know when I start exporting en masse.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

:tipshat: Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the beer money! CSB sent me a positive review stating it really hammered his rear end :v:

You guys will be the first to know when I start exporting en masse.

I've made burgers with it, added it to salsa, eat it alone with chips, its loving awesome. and almost gone. :(
Wifey loves it too.

kastein posted:

I looked up an 8V92 head and it only weighed 189lbs. That's like, one dude to pull the head, unless it's a matter of weird operating angles... so two.


I was referencing the 671 head. but at 200lb and not much room, I still wouldn't risk dropping that pig on my foot.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



SperginMcBadposter posted:

The greatest driving sim is coming soon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83yNNl5_Ezo
disclaimer: it's actually some weird jrpg that happens to have driving

I would probably play this as long as that's not the actual voice acting. Holy poo poo they sound bad.

Also the character animations and the car look pretty bad too.

The combat looks a lot better than previous games; I tried playing whatever the most recent non-MMO one was (XII?) and I swear it was just "press triangle to do the next thing" over and over.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Man, FF is just getting loving weird.

It looks like what Lost Odyssey promised it would be.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
It won't be long now until they get Swery65 to do a Final Fantasy game so he can crank out a story of two best friends embarking on a roadtrip. Across the American Midwest they will discover more about themselves and each other than they ever thought possible.

Final Fantasy XVI: Oregon Trail

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Geirskogul posted:

It looks like what Lost Odyssey promised it would be.

4 dudes driving around in a dildo car occasionally getting out to smash space monsters?

I say this as a FF apologist. :v:

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Seat Safety Switch posted:

It won't be long now until they get Swery65 to do a Final Fantasy game so he can crank out a story of two best friends embarking on a roadtrip. Across the American Midwest they will discover more about themselves and each other than they ever thought possible.

Final Fantasy XVI: Oregon Trail

I wonder if a Remedy can cure Dysentry.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

CornHolio posted:

I wonder if Remedy can cure Dysentry.

How I read that.

First thought: no, but their salespeople will probably claim it does if it will make the sale.
Second thought: Doesn't it *cause* it?

... I guess I should start lurking YOSPOS again.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003






I love the questions I can ask (and the answers I can get) on AI. :swoon:

kastein posted:

e: Some reluctor wheel patterns lend themselves to easy re-coding. For instance if it's just evenly-spaced, even-width pulses with one different width as the index pulse, and your source (the newer engine w/ reluctor wheel) has more pulses (preferably an even multiple of the number you need - for instance 58 and 29) you can just divide by two with a flip-flop and then add a little special logic with a PLL or microcontroller for the index pulse stretcher. If it's a wonky pattern it's going to involve more logic, basically.

You can't easily go the other direction (less pulses from the engine to more pulses to the ECU) without probably making the misfire logic wig the gently caress out in a serious way, since you're trying to create a signal with more resolution from a signal with less.

This makes a lot of sense - it's a lot easier to take a higher-resolution signal and produce a lower one, than to try and turn a lower-resolution signal into a higher one and do so accurately. According to some forum posts, though, Lingenfelter actually did make one that went the 'wrong' way around to connect 24x engines into 58x cars, but it never got past their internal prototypes.

The thumbnail for this video shows both crank triggers next to each other:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtm5MbvLyuw

It looks like the old 16-tooth wheel doesn't actually have anything to identify where TDC #1 is - obviously you'd need to measure it out to be sure, but it sure looks like four repeating patterns of one long tooth followed by three short teeth. The 32-tooth wheel looks like it can identify TDC #1 by figuring out if you're either on the long tooth, or the long gap between teeth.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



drat, I want to install my new distributor cap/rotor but it's raining and may continue to rain for some time.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Riding in a car while my girlfriend is driving is going to give me a loving heart attack I swear to god. It's the only time I honestly get scared on the road.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

Rhyno posted:

Riding in a car while my girlfriend is driving is going to give me a loving heart attack I swear to god. It's the only time I honestly get scared on the road.

I didn't let my ex drive very often, because he would space out and I'd have to remind him not to rear-end other vehicles, and he'd miss stop signs.

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
Ugh, I hate letting my g/f drive too. I love her and all... but she can't drive.

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer

IOwnCalculus posted:

I love the questions I can ask (and the answers I can get) on AI. :swoon:


This makes a lot of sense - it's a lot easier to take a higher-resolution signal and produce a lower one, than to try and turn a lower-resolution signal into a higher one and do so accurately. According to some forum posts, though, Lingenfelter actually did make one that went the 'wrong' way around to connect 24x engines into 58x cars, but it never got past their internal prototypes.

The thumbnail for this video shows both crank triggers next to each other:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtm5MbvLyuw

It looks like the old 16-tooth wheel doesn't actually have anything to identify where TDC #1 is - obviously you'd need to measure it out to be sure, but it sure looks like four repeating patterns of one long tooth followed by three short teeth. The 32-tooth wheel looks like it can identify TDC #1 by figuring out if you're either on the long tooth, or the long gap between teeth.

This thread is for fart jokes and pictures of cats. Please keep this useful information in the Jeep or other technical threads! I don't want to lose stuff like this among the riffraff. :(

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Me and my PM went out to a job site to rape the work van for materials. While we were in the van we zip-tied all their poo poo together. Class should be fun tonight.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Me and my PM went out to a job site to rape the work van for materials. While we were in the van we zip-tied all their poo poo together. Class should be fun tonight.

The good parts of life are made of such little moments.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Pham Nuwen posted:

drat, I want to install my new distributor cap/rotor but it's raining and may continue to rain for some time.

Welp, I tried starting the car before installing the new parts and it ran just fine. I assume this means the fault has become an intermittent fault, my very favorite kind.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

goatse guy posted:

I didn't let my ex drive very often, because he would space out and I'd have to remind him not to rear-end other vehicles, and he'd miss stop signs.


BrokenKnucklez posted:

Ugh, I hate letting my g/f drive too. I love her and all... but she can't drive.

Mine likes to proudly tell people that she learned to drive on a farm on a tractor, not in a car. And it shows. Unsafe lane changes, follows way too close, rides her brakes. It's terrifying.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

My ex was (and is) a fantastic driver, and even prefers stick.

It's one of the only things I miss about her.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
My girlfriend is not very good at making turns. Generally, they're too sharp but sometimes they're too wide. She also has no idea where she's going even though she's driven around my town for years.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

LloydDobler posted:

My ex was (and is) a fantastic driver, and even prefers stick.

It's one of the only things I miss about her.

My baby sister is the best driver I have ever known. She learned stick out of necessity on a long trip from Baltimore to Indiana. She can rev match, doesn't need a tach or idiot light to know when to shift, she can corner like a boss, it's disgusting. I recently let her drive the Miata after her owning her Insight for 3.5 years and not driving stick once in that time and she was driving it better than me within 10 minutes. It's really incredible how talented she is behind the wheel and I wish we'd capitalized on it like 10 years ago because she could seriously have become some manner of professional driver.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

Rhyno posted:

Mine likes to proudly tell people that she learned to drive on a farm on a tractor, not in a car. And it shows. Unsafe lane changes, follows way too close, rides her brakes. It's terrifying.

In the very beginning of our relationship, he expressed interest in learning to drive a manual and I'm always down to emasculate some dudes, but after seeing how he drove there was no way I was going to let him behind the wheel of either of my cars.

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005


Just got a letter from the council saying that the neighboring car dealership that recently closed down is going to be re-opening as a funeral chapel.

You have got to be loving kidding me.

Already talking about selling the house and moving elsewhere.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

goatse guy posted:

In the very beginning of our relationship, he expressed interest in learning to drive a manual and I'm always down to emasculate some dudes, but after seeing how he drove there was no way I was going to let him behind the wheel of either of my cars.

I tried to teach my girlfriend to drive stick in Ford Escort GT I bought just to salvage the rear bumper. She almost killed me before I was even buckled in so we gave up.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

General_Failure posted:


Just got a letter from the council saying that the neighboring car dealership that recently closed down is going to be re-opening as a funeral chapel.

You have got to be loving kidding me.

Already talking about selling the house and moving elsewhere.

At least your neighbors will be quiet...

Holdbrooks
Jan 1, 2005

NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA
The only thing getting me through this nightmare day at work is thinking about picking up my truck tomorrow!







The paint guy will drop by today to give me a quote on painting the bumpers, headlight filler panels, and grill to get rid of the chrome. Then I want to change the headlights to the black projectors and the taillights to the fancy LED ones. And debadge everything.

Holdbrooks fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Dec 16, 2014

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:


That's big and orange. I'd be pissed if they parked my yet-to-be-delivered new car that close to the red piece of poo poo next to it, though.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

General_Failure posted:

Just got a letter from the council saying that the neighboring car dealership that recently closed down is going to be re-opening as a funeral chapel.
Was it a Buick dealership? Because at least then they're showing that they can change to meet the needs of their clientele.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Is there an AI IRC channel, and if so is it any good?

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Pham Nuwen posted:

Is there an AI IRC channel, and if so is it any good?

Yes, no.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I went in once, I think it was all dickpics.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

meatpimp posted:

At least your neighbors will be quiet...

Hey, and if they run a crematorium, it'll always smell like fried chicken around your place. :gonk:

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
Well it's official. I start 3rd shift January 5th.

Not looking forward to it.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I think I've got just enough in the house to get drunk tonight and I'm in quite the mood so party on

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Bottle of Fireball was $11 today at the liquor store so I couldn't pass it up.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Rhyno posted:

Bottle of Fireball was $11 today at the liquor store so I couldn't pass it up.

I hate you

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

Rhyno posted:

Mine likes to proudly tell people that she learned to drive on a farm on a tractor, not in a car. And it shows. Unsafe lane changes, follows way too close, rides her brakes. It's terrifying.

a loving toddler can drive a tractor, thats nothing to be proud of.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nodoze posted:

I hate you

I was gonna take pics and send them to you, figured the jealousy might not help your day much.

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