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Master Bateman posted:Got my gifts. Pics inc. time to play dress up Mr. Bateman.
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:02 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:22 |
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I got a gift from ElMaligno today with SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS A pen, a copy of the communist manifesto, and a package carefully wrapped in the latest reports on CIA interrogation techniques A note! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk There's a little rattle to the package but it's unrefrigerated and does not appear to contain anything living...to be continued on December 26th.
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:12 |
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Have the pics. Unexpected errands. Will upload when I get home.
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:12 |
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Taking all guesses on what's in the box. I can say for certain it is not Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:33 |
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Pubes and ball bearings.
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:35 |
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Just want to let you know that I printed all the pages containing the words "rectal feeding". Also I was giggling constantly while wrapping it. Edit: That card was in the romance section too LOL
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:42 |
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ElMaligno posted:Just want to let you know that I printed all the pages containing the words "rectal feeding". Serious question do you not drink?
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:46 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Serious question do you not drink? Not anymore. Trying to loose weight, Im not in a boat anymore and its not as fun as before. I still use beer when i make chilli though.
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:50 |
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ElMaligno posted:Not anymore. Trying to loose weight, Im not in a boat anymore and its not as fun as before. Sorry in advance
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 23:53 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Sorry in advance Man its OK, depending on the alcohol I can still use it to cook and drink in extreme moderation.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 01:07 |
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Thanks beanieson!
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:05 |
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I swear, the last few posts have forced me to change my loving gift(s). GET OUT OF MY GODDAMNED BRAIN.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:07 |
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That is fantastic.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:12 |
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Master Bateman posted:
nice Get yourself a suit and some fake blood, you'll be all set for Halloween
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:12 |
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Watching the Blu-Ray now.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:15 |
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I farted in that box but I guess the duct tape didn't hold it in
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:16 |
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New av?
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:17 |
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Lazy Reservist posted:New av? No. My AV cannot be beat.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:18 |
beanieson posted:nice you could've gotten him a real axe though >:[
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:20 |
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that's loving awesome
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 04:45 |
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Master Bateman posted:
Really good.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 04:49 |
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my giant inflatable dick is leaning against my wall (placed there by the hotel maid) and it's startled the poo poo out of me twice now in the middle of the night
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:47 |
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Analogical posted:my giant inflatable dick is leaning against my wall (placed there by the hotel maid) and it's startled the poo poo out of me twice now in the middle of the night
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:49 |
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 19:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 19:56 |
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owns
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 20:03 |
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Dear ElMaligno, I threw your poo poo in a box and gave it to the post office today. There's a little something extra in there because my book collection was suddenly heavy by one steaming pile of godless pinko commie bullshit. Nothing in the box is wrapped because that goes against my minimalist Festivus beliefs, and there's no greeting card because greeting cards are for faggots. Feel free to open everything when you get it, I won't make a guy wait unlike SOME PEOPLE I know. 1488 Hail Satan and a sloppy thirdhand snowball to you, EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 22:49 |
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You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you. I know my recipient has had his gift for two days now. It's time for pics Deathy McDeath.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 03:58 |
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Hekk posted:You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you. I know my recipient has had his gift for two days now. It's time for pics Deathy McDeath. I agree, USMC503
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 04:03 |
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Gifts got shipped today and the post office says poo poo should get there around the 19th. I kinda doubt it'll get there that soon, but it'll be in before Christmas.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 05:40 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Dear ElMaligno,
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 05:49 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Gifts got shipped today and the post office says poo poo should get there around the 19th. I kinda doubt it'll get there that soon, but it'll be in before Christmas. drat Im heading out of town on the 18th guess Ill have to wait till I get back.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 05:50 |
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Both gifts shipped, should be there by the 23rd.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 05:54 |
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Mister Man posted:drat Im heading out of town on the 18th guess Ill have to wait till I get back. Aw man, out of town til January? It'll probably be ok, I think Pakistani boys have a pretty long shelf life if you pack them right.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 06:20 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Aw man, out of town til January? It'll probably be ok, I think Pakistani boys have a pretty long shelf life if you pack them right. pakistani boys are a bit rarer than they were two days ago now too
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 13:40 |
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Analogical posted:pakistani boys are a bit rarer than they were two days ago now too
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 14:06 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Aw man, out of town til January? It'll probably be ok, I think Pakistani boys have a pretty long shelf life if you pack them right. Did you train them to serve chai and dance?
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 14:44 |
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Mister Man posted:Did you train them to serve chai and dance? He was pretty cheap, I dunno if he can do that. I think he's mostly only good for Thursdays. Analogical posted:pakistani boys are a bit rarer than they were two days ago now too
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 15:11 |
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Analogical posted:pakistani boys are a bit rarer than they were two days ago now too
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 15:17 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:22 |
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Analogical posted:pakistani boys are a bit rarer than they were two days ago now too My gift was delivered, but is not nearly as cool as a fetal pig or giant inflatable dick. Well, whenever we do the Secret Valentines...
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