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Spiderjelly posted:you're cool too. a genuine SASSMASS hero you're really chill and I like you a lot despite having the most crazy impossible address ever and I actually hand-lettered your label one year and then wanted to stab myself in the face with a fork afterward.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:oh well then please ignore my lizzyness and accept my love and welcome and still seriously that q-tip thing is real. So is cleaning the sheath of gelding horses, milking dogs, and all sorts of loving horrors of veterinary needs that involve your animals' reproductive parts for their general health. HI BYOB YOU GUYS SHOULD HANG OUT we're cool honest we are friends now yes? it is nice here, thank you. I once gave a boy rabbit a stuffed toy rabbit so he could um "relieve his urges" until the neutering appointments...so I guess I'll fit in fine here
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:47 |
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Sorry I'm kinda late BUT: a dremel is a great multi-purpose tool that's really handy to have around the house.
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The only pets I have owned are fish. I really wish I had a dog though. I want a dog
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Al Borland posted:The only pets I have owned are fish. I really wish I had a dog though. I want a dog holy loving poo poo your avatar is amazing.
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Siluvayne posted:somewhere in the night, two levels of irony silently slid past each other, unaware of an existence outside their own being
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:55 |
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ftfy
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I am sorry for feigning ignorance when I knew the entirety of the situation at hand, Pet Island. From now on, a full information disclosure is in effect.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:you're really chill and I like you a lot despite having the most crazy impossible address ever and I actually hand-lettered your label one year and then wanted to stab myself in the face with a fork afterward. are you the one that sent me that paddle ball game? me and MY CHINESE GIRLFRIEND played with it endlessly forever and she inherited it when i left
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 03:58 |
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I fist any cat I see
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Superconsndar posted:I fist any cat I see Surely you drug them first with only the most potent of organic cat nip grown on the hills of the Himalayas and plucked by virginal hands.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 04:01 |
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so now that the jokes are out of the way does anyone have some serious advice to help my friend with his cat problem?
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Demora posted:Surely you drug them first with only the most potent of organic cat nip grown on the hills of the Himalayas and plucked by virginal hands. dee eight was our cat date rape pharmacist but dee quit Awesome! posted:so now that the jokes are out of the way does anyone have some serious advice to help my friend with his cat problem? Cat is bein a cat all you can do is be like "yo cat, scat" and shoo cat and cat will go
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 04:03 |
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Maybe stop being afraid of offending that cat and flip it off any table it jumps on, chicken-wuss
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:dee eight was our cat date rape pharmacist but dee quit dee eight had the coolest cat stories motorcycle ridin cat
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catamar posted:Sorry I'm kinda late BUT: a dremel is a great multi-purpose tool that's really handy to have around the house. i can confirm ths.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 04:31 |
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OP, have you told your cat the good news?
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 05:26 |
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hey pet island dudes. if i start a pet island landing thread in the yob will you come say hi?
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 05:27 |
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Yeah i will
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 05:36 |
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okey dokey here it is http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3688314
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FluffieDuckie posted:yes sweetie. we were invited to come say hi You're a good human
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 09:43 |
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I'm really fat, like obscenely so. My breasts hang almost to my knees and my vagina nestles amid the ripe folds of my flesh like a currant in an unbaked bun.
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Avshalom posted:I'm really fat, like obscenely so. My breasts hang almost to my knees and my vagina nestles amid the ripe folds of my flesh like a currant in an unbaked bun. I'm too american to know what a currant in an unbaked bun nestles like. What?
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duckfarts posted:OP, have you told your cat the good news? I have. He stared at me briefly and then walked away without a word. He's the rudest poo poo.
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Avshalom posted:I'm really fat, like obscenely so. My breasts hang almost to my knees and my vagina nestles amid the ripe folds of my flesh like a currant in an unbaked bun. this is gross and not the kind of derail I want in my serious thread about my cat. ty.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 19:24 |
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Op there's a question that has been, as far as I have seen, entirely unasked. WHY HAVEN'T YOU POSTED IMAGES OF YOUR CAT YET??? Didn't you know that all cats are attention whores of the highest degree? For all we know this excessive licking could be because your cat is trying, in vain, to groom itself to perfection in the hopes that you'll spread photos far and wide. By taking photos and showing your cat that it needs no additional preening, you may curb the behavior right here and now.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 20:08 |
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When I have guests over I put my cat in the washing machine to keep him out of the way. Don't worry, I make sure it's unplugged and anyway, he's got a little porthole so he can pretend he's on a cruise ship. Little dude loving loves it.
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khy posted:Op there's a question that has been, as far as I have seen, entirely unasked. he'll only pose for snaps every time i try to take a picture of him he punches me in the groin and frankly i'm sick of it
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spud posted:When I have guests over I put my cat in the washing machine to keep him out of the way. Don't worry, I make sure it's unplugged and anyway, he's got a little porthole so he can pretend he's on a cruise ship. Little dude loving loves it. this is a great idea and yet another reason why i need a house
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wth posted:he'll only pose for snaps every time i try to take a picture of him he punches me in the groin and frankly i'm sick of it That's why god helped mankind invent jock straps. It's your own fault if you don't own one or wear one all the time around your cat.
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spud posted:When I have guests over I put my cat in the washing machine to keep him out of the way. Don't worry, I make sure it's unplugged and anyway, he's got a little porthole so he can pretend he's on a cruise ship. Little dude loving loves it. best mental image i've had all day.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 23:01 |
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ruin your cat's life. then he'll be too depressed to lick himself.....or do much of anything.
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I Dunno posted:ruin your cat's life. then he'll be too depressed to lick himself.....or do much of anything. buying your cat a something awful account is animal abuse
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:26 |
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if you need cat hardware get a ssscat, its scared my gf more than the cat but it's funny so that's money well spent imo.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:38 |
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my cat is rubbing his rear end in my face and calling me a little bitch and the thing is, i'm starting to think he's right
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pretty soon you'll be sleeping at the foot of his bed
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