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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
God drat, Jelavic

http://gfycat.com/VacantDirtyIberianbarbel

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMiH2rfwvZs

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

I just posted this in the SouthAm thread, forgot to check here first. Too bad he started getting serious about football when he was 34. He's 38 now so not long til retirement.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009


Had no idea he was still playing.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
De Bruyne screamer

http://gfycat.com/FlusteredEnragedAmazontreeboa

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

gat drat

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
loving belter in Serie A

http://gfycat.com/RigidFrigidLadybug

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF2tQO1dibw

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



uyuyuyuy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLVXU95d0c

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh9B_N-HTHg

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

I love it when a ball never stops rising on the way in

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBT4NK0ujQU

Sneijder scored two nice goals in the last few minutes to give Galatasaray the win over Fenerbahce over the weekend

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
lmao@Felipe Melo after the second goal.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

lmao@Felipe Melo after the second goal.

Actually, lmao@Felipe Melo all day, every day

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Actually, lmao@Felipe Melo all day, every day

This is canon.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



mods rename me Felipe MeLOL

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
Pretty sweet golazo here
http://i.imgur.com/ludJgaV.gif

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Acrobatic poo poo

https://gfycat.com/YellowOddFurseal

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
A cool article about Juninho's free kicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXBKmUzOWvs

Craftics
Jan 31, 2006

fuckin yeah

From the article. The "witchcraft against Sedan" is the greatest free kick I have ever seen, it's just...how!? :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGhpbslywY

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
I loved watching Juninho. He was an amazing passer as well, but lacked a lot defensively. In recent years, he grew really frustrated and just didn't look quite as collected as he used to be. There was a really interesting news piece someone uploaded to youtube years ago about the folha seca and some of the inspiration behind it in Brazil, which included some of what Juninho did while he played there. But I can't seem to find it anymore.

GD, did you read that Pirlo biography? Was it any good?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Vinestalk posted:

GD, did you read that Pirlo biography? Was it any good?

It's on my shelf, I haven't gotten to it yet. My Italian mates say it's really good, much better than most football books.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



Fuuuck. Poetry in motion.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

quote:

Pirlo reckons he eventually solved the riddle. “It was all about how he struck the ball, not where: only three of Juninho’s toes came into contact with the leather, not his whole foot as you might expect … You have to keep your foot as straight as possible and then relax in one fell swoop. That way, the ball doesn’t spin in the air but does drop rapidly towards goal. That’s when it starts to rotate … When it comes off exactly as I want, there’s no way of keeping it out. For me, the best feeling in life is watching the ball fly into the net after it whizzes a couple of centimetres over the heads of the defenders. They can almost reach it, but not quite. They can read the maker’s name, but they can’t stop it going in. Sometimes a pinch of sadism is the ingredient that makes victory taste that little bit sweeter.”

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Nani takes forever to score this one weird goal

http://www.goalopedia.com/goals/1263

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



TheBigAristotle posted:

Nani takes forever to score this one weird goal

http://www.goalopedia.com/goals/1263

FTFY http://gifsound.com/?gif=giant.gfycat.com/MammothNauticalKouprey.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.football365.com/topical-top-10/9578179/Top-Ten

Some good goals in this list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwOLi3J4Y78

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAsw15uGLM
This was in a friendly though

Jose fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Nov 26, 2014

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011


Juve getting wrecked is always a fun thing to watch, no matter the quality

78 metres at a speed of 97 km/h

GreatestLurker fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Nov 30, 2014

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
nice goal in Greece today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsCD-y6W7LE

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Nice goal, better assist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu_Z67lyPak

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

I just love this goal. Perfect first touch.

https://vine.co/v/OrMT2MUgnOw

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Nani takes forever to score this one weird goal

http://www.goalopedia.com/goals/1263

loving hell that defending

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0AwjFHEZdI

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Ramsey's goal needs to be in here

https://mediacru.sh/1U078gYZxXLK

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Wilfried Bony is a beast

http://www.goalopedia.com/goals/1484

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Erikson's goal today was nasty. Went near post at the perfect moment where the keeper's momentum was going to the far post. Tasty stuff

http://gfycat.com/UntimelyParallelIsabellinewheatear

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Robben's 100th goal for Bayern, along with 65 assists in 185 matches

http://gfycat.com/InfamousZestyAmericanbulldog

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

TheBigAristotle posted:

Robben's 100th goal for Bayern, along with 65 assists in 185 matches

http://gfycat.com/InfamousZestyAmericanbulldog

Jeez, would it kill him to use his right leg once in a while?

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Robben is overrated garbage

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The Mash posted:

Robben is overrated garbage

Robben owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gbK1Jq54A

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