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http://govplanet.com./jsp/s/search.ips?pstart=0&c=3468&sm=0 Someone buy it.
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goatse guy posted:That's loving awful and whoever gave her that gift should be fired. CommieGIR posted:....that, is pretty awful actually. Maker Of Shoes posted:The gift back should have been a bottle of bleach and a shot glass. "You know what must be done." Cat Terrist posted:Oh for fucks sake, some people need to be hit with a clue by 4. It was at the GM Assembly plant here and was company sanctioned so I have no doubt the Santa will get fired. What is a clue by 4?
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Dec 17, 2014 22:28
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age 4? That's how i read it
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Rhyno posted:It was at the GM Assembly plant here and was company sanctioned so I have no doubt the Santa will get fired. What rhymes with 'clue'? 2. That is a spectacularly lovely thing to do. 
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Dec 17, 2014 22:31
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c'mon guys, it's a play on words because "clue" and "two" rhyme. hit with a 2x4 but also getting a clue. get it?
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rscott posted:age 4? That's how i read it 2x4 and he was using speech to text? Multi-efb
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Tommychu posted:2x4 and he was using speech to text? It's a phrase, you've never heard it? 
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Dec 17, 2014 22:35
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Rhyno posted:A guy I used to work with's wife did a secret santa at her office. She's pregnant (and it's actually his) but is a pretty terrible person. For he gift she received a box full of bent up wire hangers and a note that said "You know what must be done." I feel like every jerky thing I've ever done falls short. Peoplerhynoknows.text What the gently caress is wrong with people you know?
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Dec 17, 2014 22:37
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BrokenKnucklez posted:Peoplerhynoknows.text I don't know the people who did the gifting? The husband is a really chill dude who married a slightly crazy woman (she was anti-vaccine but he fixed that). It's her coworkers that are bastards. I know none of them. Update: He tells me they're going to sue for a hostile work environment and harassment charges will be filed. She works in the offices but the SS was the entire facility, over 500 people participated in all.
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Dec 17, 2014 22:41
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Maybe I should put.... Peoplefromindiana.txt
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Dec 17, 2014 22:53
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BrokenKnucklez posted:Maybe I should put.... Peoplefromindiana.txt I'm not from Indiana! A very important factor in deciding to be my friend!
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Dec 17, 2014 22:56
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Indiana: Florida of the flyover states.
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Dec 17, 2014 23:13
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I live across a bridge from Indiana. We've basically vetoed it because it's so awful. Mind you I've both lived and worked over there multiple times so I know all about it. My sis was visiting recently and she's like "Yeah I'm gonna take my BF to Indiana to have a look at the city" and I told her that was a bad idea. She comes back a few hours later "Yeah so I got pulled over"
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Dec 17, 2014 23:21
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CornHolio posted:c'mon guys, it's a play on words because "clue" and "two" rhyme. hit with a 2x4 but also getting a clue. get it? how ironic, that you should have to explain a joke about getting a clue
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Dec 17, 2014 23:23
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cursedshitbox posted:Indiana: Florida of the flyover states. They're all the Florida of flyover states, aside from Minnesota.
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Dec 17, 2014 23:23
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State that gave us Michelle Bachmann
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Dec 17, 2014 23:26
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rscott posted:State that gave us Michelle Bachmann Everything outside of Minneapolis, Saint Paul, and Duluth also count as Florida. If some of the small towns got wiped off the face of the earth, I'd be okay with that.
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Dec 17, 2014 23:28
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You guys realize that most of this country sucks right? There are gorgeous things to look at but terrible people everywhere.
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Dec 17, 2014 23:30
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Well Mrs Ulysses and I are home from the hospital but little baby Ulysses is staying in the Newborn ICU for a few days due to her having blood sugar level problems and Mrs Ulysses having a fever from the flu when she went into labor. Hopefully she'll be coming home tomorrow
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Dec 17, 2014 23:35
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ultimately humanity sucks, nuke the planet and let the roaches take over
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Hell Is Other People
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Tommychu posted:2x4 and he was using speech to text? Clue by 4 aka the Cluebat or Attitude adjustment tool, commonly a large solid piece of 2x4. When one of those is not on hand, a cricket bat will suffice. There is some debate whether a cricket bat or a baseball bat is best to beat sense into someone. Personally, a cricket bat is better as it's not really seen as a standover weapon, thence is more obvious that if you beat the poo poo out of someone, it's for good reason.
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Dec 17, 2014 23:42
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broken sledge handle can work really loving good too.
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Fucknag posted:ultimately humanity sucks, nuke the planet and let the roaches take over Come on, meteor...
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Cat Terrist posted:Clue by 4 aka the Cluebat or Attitude adjustment tool, commonly a large solid piece of 2x4. When one of those is not on hand, a cricket bat will suffice. "I had to go and fetch this specially, that's how important beating twelve bells of poo poo out of you is to me"
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Dec 17, 2014 23:50
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goatse guy posted:They're all the Florida of flyover states, aside from Minnesota. Minnesota makes Iowa look uber liberal. Thank you.
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Dec 17, 2014 23:52
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cursedshitbox posted:broken sledge handle can work really loving good too. Busted torque wrench.
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BraveUlysses posted:Well Mrs Ulysses and I are home from the hospital but little baby Ulysses is staying in the Newborn ICU for a few days due to her having blood sugar level problems and Mrs Ulysses having a fever from the flu when she went into labor. Hoping you get her home soon! Best of luck with it all 
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cursedshitbox posted:broken sledge handle can work really loving good too. Does it really have to be broken?
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Horse Divorce posted:Does it really have to be broken? Stun, not kill.
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cursedshitbox posted:Stun, not kill. Ah, I see it: we're on slightly different wavelengths. You're thinking "Teach a Lesson" where I think "Make an Example."
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meatpimp posted:Protip for gift cards, especially the ones that are pains in the rear end about residuals and fees -- immediately use the card to buy an Amazon gift card for the same amount. Then it's sitting in your Amazon account for whenever you buy poo poo. This is the loving truth. If I ever end up with another pre-paid debit card things I'm going straight to Amazon and converting it to something useful before it gets forever stuck on the card. I made the mistake of spending most of my $50 rebate card on stuff with the plan of dumping the remainder into my Steam wallet. Turns out that can only be done in increments. Also when I tried to just buy a game that was slightly under the remainder or the card Steam rejected it. Amazon has a minimum of like $25 so I can't do that. Probably going to pick up a couple items at the grocery store and hope the card doesn't get rejected for reasons.
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Dec 18, 2014 00:20
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rscott posted:State that gave us Michelle Bachmann She's orginally from Iowa
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nm posted:She's orginally from Iowa Yet she was elected by Minnesotans and thus, in a quite literal sense, was given to us as a Nation by the state of Minnesota
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Fucknag posted:ultimately humanity sucks, nuke the planet and let the roaches take over Or just Pave the Earth. Back before some of you young'ns were born, there was this thing called usenet. Basically open forums. There was a subgroup called alt.pave.the.earth. It was awesome in concept -- the earth is terrible and all of the creatures and trees prohibit our ability to drive fast, EVERYWHERE. Pave the earth. After the fact summary from 2000: http://www.thepavedearth.com/An-Intro-to-Paving-the-Earth.shtml.html
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goatse guy posted:They're all the Florida of flyover states, aside from Minnesota. Hey! 
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rscott posted:Yet she was elected by Minnesotans and thus, in a quite literal sense, was given to us as a Nation by the state of Minnesota We also gave you Target and 3M, so quit loving bitching. T-Square, I know what I said.
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Well Indiana gave the world Michael Jackson. YOU'RE WELCOME
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I would be perfectly alright with nuking all states that don't contain twisty hilly turny back roads. Also, Indiana.
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goatse guy posted:We also gave you Target and 3M, so quit loving bitching. Target costs me money by way of gf.... Though I like post its.... But she's a cook. How she got elected is any bodies guess.
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