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Crazy Ted posted:Toronto FC is still try-hardy because it's not like they were formed in 1883 and were the first and only soccer club in Toronto. Yeah they should have just adopted the name of Toronto's famous Serbian White Eagles FC. btw have some cool logos from the Canadian Soccer League: North York, a city that doesn't even exist any more. Brampton, a city no one likes. Kingston, most famous for being the home of multiple giant gently caress-off prisons. The blandest possible Canadian logo. The blandest possible logo. Actually decent but still pretty bland. loving rad as hell. Literally just a logo that you could put on a Croatian national team jersey with a maple leaf awkwardly worked in. Embarrassing. vyelkin fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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GutBomb posted:I agree that it's terrible, but New York / New Jersey MetroStars (because they were owned by MetroMedia) and Chivas USA (a team meant to emulate the Guadalajara Mexican league team nicknamed Chivas owned by the same guy... btw chivas means Goats) give it a run for it's money. vyelkin posted:Yeah they should have just adopted the name of Toronto's famous Serbian White Eagles FC. Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Crazy Ted posted:If we can branch out, I'm more partial to Philippine basketball team Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters They'll be dancing in the streets of Talk 'n Text tonight
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Bogan Krkic posted:They'll be dancing in the streets of Talk 'n Text tonight
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vyelkin posted:Yeah they should have just adopted the name of Toronto's famous Serbian White Eagles FC.
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Sorry for the mobile link http://m.coloradorapids.com/news/2014/04/rapids-wear-world-famous-caribous-colorado-uniforms
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Crazy Ted posted:AKA the league so corrupt ($100 million in betting on a semi-pro football league?!?) that the loving Canadian FA refuses to sanction it anymore. Yeah they're so corrupt that they are not allowed to compete in FIFA-sanctioned events. They're too corrupt for FIFA, lmao.
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GutBomb posted:Sorry for the mobile link drew you're so much better than this
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GutBomb posted:Sorry for the mobile link
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Whoops I forgot the best one: e: this one is good too
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vyelkin posted:Whoops I forgot the best one: Montreal Olympique Montreal Manic Montreal Impact The Attak was the Impact's reserve team in the CSL
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I like it because they put the city name underneath so it looks like the logo is telling you to go attack Trois-Rivieres. e: lol
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vyelkin posted:Whoops I forgot the best one: These are fully sick and ethnic enclave football teams are the best football teams
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Bogan Krkic posted:These are fully sick and ethnic enclave football teams are the best football teams There was a Hamilton Croatia too: Like half the teams in this league were just ethnic enclave teams made up of first and second generation immigrants and basically all their names were just [City] [Country] like Toronto Croatia, Hamilton Croatia, or Toronto Supra Portuguese, later literally just Portugal FC and featuring this hideous gradient badge:
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Crazy Ted posted:Chicago Fire also refused Nike's insistence on a scorpion logo and "Chicago Rhythm" for the team name and Nike responded by throwing a hissyfit and refusing to make their original uniforms. And the team is better for it. Chicago has one of the least embarrassing names/badges in the league.
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Crazy Ted posted:AKA the league so corrupt ($100 million in betting on a semi-pro football league?!?) that the loving Canadian FA refuses to sanction it anymore. Obviously they weren't sharing with FIFA.
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vyelkin posted:
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These things are the opposite of Canadian "try-hard".
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Hello Towel posted:And the team is better for it. Chicago has one of the least embarrassing names/badges in the league.
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Crazy Ted posted:If we can branch out, I'm more partial to Philippine basketball team Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters Formerly known as the Pepsi Mega Bottlers, one of the greatest team names of all time.
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XBenedict posted:
Lmao this is the best, they're proper knockoff football teams
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DR AIDS posted:Formerly known as the Pepsi Mega Bottlers, one of the greatest team names of all time. Lmao
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DR AIDS posted:Formerly known as the Pepsi Mega Bottlers, one of the greatest team names of all time. Holy poo poo I thought this was a joke
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I love this one because clearly Ireland hired the same people to do theirs, or the other way around
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DR AIDS posted:Formerly known as the Pepsi Mega Bottlers, one of the greatest team names of all time. Also, my god the Philippine past and present basketball teams are incredible. A cursory look through WikiPedia shows: San Miguel Beermen Rain or Shine Elasto Painters Purefoods Star Hotshots Alaska Milkmen Magnolia Beverage Masters Magnolia Quench Plus/Cheese Gilbey's Gin Tonics Coney Island Ice Cream Stars Burger King Whoppers Crispa Redmanizers Their all-league team is called "The Mythical Five" Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Haha holy poo poo I didn't notice that. Holy christ.
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I can't stop giggling over the fact that there were actual teams in an actual sporting league called the Pepsi Mega Bottlers and the Burger King Whoppers.
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The Crispa Redmanizers you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTbWYOR0JHU
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Between being called the Pepsi Mega Bottlers and the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters, they were known as the Mobiline Cellulars, and I just can't get enough of these brilliant names. MLS could take a leaf out of their book. Unfortunately the United Football League only has the Loyola Meralco Sparks Manila Jeepney F.C. and Team Socceroo F.C.
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plenus pectus
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Crazy Ted posted:Haha holy poo poo I didn't notice that. Some high quality usernames here imo. GG please rename me Rain or Shine Elasto Painter or Purefoods Star Hotshot please.
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vyelkin posted:Some high quality usernames here imo. With that av it's burger king whoppers or nothing.
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Gigi Galli posted:With that av it's burger king whoppers or nothing. I feel like pepsi mega bottlers could also fit.
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Somewhere out there, SOMEONE has to say with a straight face "I support Pepsi Mega Bottlers."
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The newest franchise in the Philipine league is the mighty Kia Sorento " the Kia Sorentos" managed by Manny Pacquiao.
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I missed a couple: Great Taste Coffee Makers Presto Fun Drinks Santa Lucia Realtors (the Realtors???) EDIT: HOLY LORD IT DOESN'T END Swift Mighty Meaty Hotdogs (look at the sidebar) Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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[quote="Bogan Krkic" post="439123044"] Manila Jeepney F.C. It's not enough to have a mer-lion on the crest, this one will cut you!
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brocked posted:[quote="Bogan Krkic" post="439123044"] Pretty sure that's a dragon
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Philippine pro volleyball teams. Philippine Army Lady Troopers Mane 'n Tail Lady Stallions Fourbees Cavite Patriots Total Attackers PLDT Home Telpad-Air Force Turbo Boosters Systema Active Smashers Instituto Estetico Manila Volley Masters Giligan's Sisig Kings RC Cola Raiders MLS teams should do the same and embrace capitalism. Imagine the Microsoft Seattle Drag 'n Droppers or the Disney Orlando Fantasistas.
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Crazy Ted posted:Pepsi Mega Bottlers Didn't know Arsenal got a new name.
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hecko posted:Philippine pro volleyball teams.
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