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sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007

Truga posted:

Sugar free gummi bears are the best gummi bears. :3:

No, rummi bears are the best.


http://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=title-2782

EDIT:

And in the slightly wrong thread for this, but:
About 185 results (0.19 seconds)

Showing results for reallifecomics rummy bears
Search instead for reallifecomics rummi bears


No, no, no and gently caress YOU. I typed what I meant to type, now loving search for it.

sfwarlock fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Dec 17, 2014

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IllusionistTrixie
Feb 6, 2003

peak debt posted:

Send them this: http://www.iana.org/assignments/auto-submitted-keywords/auto-submitted-keywords.xhtml
I bet they aren't properly following that, nobody really does.

Considering they recently broke it when I asked if they could include a rule to prevent junk that was, "if you don't match any other rules, drop email." and put that AS THE FIRST PROCESSED RULE which, to no one's surprise, caused all emails to be dropped, I think I'd blow their minds showing it to them.

edit: They told me it was my fault because I asked for that rule.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

sfwarlock posted:

No, no, no and gently caress YOU. I typed what I meant to type, now loving search for it.

Google is smarter than you.

^^^ Sentence belongs in the Piss-off thread.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

sfwarlock posted:

No, rummi bears are the best.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

sfwarlock posted:

No, no, no and gently caress YOU. I typed what I meant to type, now loving search for it.
On the other hand it's great for when you're unsure of how to spell something, just google for your best approximation and get the right spelling. (And the vague feeling that the search engine is silently judging you)

m.hache
Dec 1, 2004


Fun Shoe

LordVorbis posted:

Considering they recently broke it when I asked if they could include a rule to prevent junk that was, "if you don't match any other rules, drop email." and put that AS THE FIRST PROCESSED RULE which, to no one's surprise, caused all emails to be dropped, I think I'd blow their minds showing it to them.

edit: They told me it was my fault because I asked for that rule.

You don't use HelpSTAR by chance do you?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

By "about 20" he means "the whole bag".

pr0digal
Sep 12, 2008

Alan Rickman Overdrive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

Relavent (LA Beast eats the whole drat bag and hilarity ensues)

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

sfwarlock posted:

No, rummi bears are the best.


http://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=title-2782

EDIT:

And in the slightly wrong thread for this, but:
About 185 results (0.19 seconds)

Showing results for reallifecomics rummy bears
Search instead for reallifecomics rummi bears


No, no, no and gently caress YOU. I typed what I meant to type, now loving search for it.

Real Life Comics was still going in 2011? Also I now want to make some Rummi bears.

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

sfwarlock posted:

And in the slightly wrong thread for this, but:
About 185 results (0.19 seconds)

Showing results for reallifecomics rummy bears
Search instead for reallifecomics rummi bears


No, no, no and gently caress YOU. I typed what I meant to type, now loving search for it.

Google my username.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


pr0digal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

Relavent (LA Beast eats the whole drat bag and hilarity ensues)

I experienced gastrointestinal distress just by watching this video.

pr0digal
Sep 12, 2008

Alan Rickman Overdrive
Does anybody have experience with the Plixer Scrutinizer platform? I was quite impressed by the demo I saw but I wanted to see if anybody had real world experience with it.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Collateral Damage posted:

On the other hand it's great for when you're unsure of how to spell something, just google for your best approximation and get the right spelling. (And the vague feeling that the search engine is silently judging you)

When I do this it's always in an incognito window to try and hide my shame.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

LordVorbis posted:

"Can I get my personal phone enabled to use the company wifi while I'm aboard for work."
"Sure, what's it's name so I can set permissions."
"Daddies iphone."

Had to stifle a giggle there. I'm such a child.

Rename the profile on the phone to "cummies". :v:

Lord Dudeguy
Sep 17, 2006
[Insert good English here]
Just made a sweeping change to our DHCP setup (2000+ reservations converted to dynamic pools, using server and policy-based MAC filters - thanks, Windows 2012!).

I backed everything up with export-dhcpserver, but I sincerely hope I didn't gently caress up. :ohdear:

Also, Windows 2012 offers DHCP failover and/or load balancing. :slick:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


DHCP failover is something I need to look at. Just built a pair of 2012 R2 DCs, that would be a nice thing to have.

Lord Dudeguy
Sep 17, 2006
[Insert good English here]

Thanks Ants posted:

DHCP failover is something I need to look at. Just built a pair of 2012 R2 DCs, that would be a nice thing to have.

They make it pretty easy:

- Right click the scope
- Configure Failover
- Enter IP of partner server
- Define who the primary is, the kind of failover you want, whether you want it to automagically fail at an interval (why?), the shared secret password :ninja:, and the % of the pool you'll gift the standby server for quick-fail
- Apply

Now, rebuilding a pool (or making a grand sweeping change like I just did) will require you to deconfigure failover (which deletes the scope from the partner server), and reconfigure it. But, they save your prior configuration settings so you can just refer to that when you start the process over.

It's fairly effing spiffy. Personally, I'd rather do that than the Microsoft-recommended DHCP Relay Agent method (if I had a server at every site) for multi-site DHCPing.

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007

CitizenKain posted:

Real Life Comics was still going in 2011? Also I now want to make some Rummi bears.

He's still going. Sort of.

IllusionistTrixie
Feb 6, 2003

m.hache posted:

You don't use HelpSTAR by chance do you?

No, it's called Supportworks. I tried asking my boss why couldn't we use something better (and free like spiceworks) but sunk cost fallacy struck again and, "We've spent all this money setting it up, so you need to make it work better now."

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

sfwarlock posted:

He's still going. Sort of.

Yeah he still does 4 or 5 comics a month. 1999 to 2015 is a pretty good run.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

FireSight posted:

French press here
Always. Interestingly though, our company is so broke, they've decided to stop buying coffee altogether.
Looks like I'll have to keep my friends close, but my french press closer.

So a ticket came in:


Edit: I have no idea what the resolution was, I just closed it. Am I a bad person?

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Dec 18, 2014

m.hache
Dec 1, 2004


Fun Shoe

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Always. Interestingly though, our company is so broke, they've decided to stop buying coffee altogether.
Looks like I'll have to keep my friends close, but my french press closer.

So a ticket came in:


Edit: I have no idea what the resolution was, I just closed it. Am I a bad person?

You should have closed the ticket with "Please contact maintenance for forklift".

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe
"Hmm, I'm stuck in an uncomfortable position. Better mark it as normal priority, wouldn't wanna make a fuss."

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




A cake came in. One of the repeat customers of our Deployment division sent over a cake. Four feet by two of light sponge, whipped cream, and strawberries. And a big platter of grapes, berries, melon, and pineapple. And paper plates and plastic forks. She's getting the A+++ priority service for life, especially since this is a more or less quarterly occurence.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

m.hache posted:

This would work to make sure it's a valid syntax xxx@xxx.xxx. I have valid email syntax's with expired domains so they bounce.

So many email validations reject gmail addresses with + in, it's infuriating.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
What came in today: AN OFFICE PUPPY!!!!







Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
:kimchi:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Are you training him to chew on laptop batteries?

Cause I don't think lithium is too good for puppies.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

evobatman posted:

What came in today: AN OFFICE PUPPY!!!!




Get that little guy a DHCP leash before he does any damage to the network

Dunno-Lars
Apr 7, 2011
:norway:

:iiam:



Well... This is something. I thought you were supposed to code your thing so this didn't happen?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Dunno-Lars posted:

Well... This is something. I thought you were supposed to code your thing so this didn't happen?



That's true, you're supposed to take your content and do a one-line URLEncode call, or better yet do a POST instead of a GET as god intended.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Roargasm posted:

Get that little guy a DHCP leash before he does any damage to the network

:rimshot:

He'll definitely go for that CAT5

captkirk
Feb 5, 2010

evobatman posted:

What came in today: AN OFFICE PUPPY!!!!



Ah, I see you brought in your packet sniffer.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Always. Interestingly though, our company is so broke, they've decided to stop buying coffee altogether.
Looks like I'll have to keep my friends close, but my french press closer.

So a ticket came in:


Edit: I have no idea what the resolution was, I just closed it. Am I a bad person?

You literally got an "I've fallen and I can't get up" ticket.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
A call came in.

My position in the office I was in has been eliminated.

Merry loving christmas.

m.hache
Dec 1, 2004


Fun Shoe

Xenoletum posted:

A call came in.

My position in the office I was in has been eliminated.

Merry loving christmas.

Jesus that's lovely.

Well, time to tell all your coworkers you hate to go gently caress themselves.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

m.hache posted:

Jesus that's lovely.

Well, time to tell all your coworkers you hate to go gently caress themselves.

I didn't actively hate anyone there. Everyone was super nice and courteous and bent over backwards to make me feel welcome too. This was a fantastic job and it's super depressing.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Then hopefully they'll realise you're being ironic when you yell "So long Shitlords!" on the way out.

MJP
Jun 17, 2007

Are you looking at me Senpai?

Grimey Drawer

Xenoletum posted:

A call came in.

My position in the office I was in has been eliminated.

Merry loving christmas.

Balls.

Are they at least giving you a severance?

File for UI right away, don't waste time.

If you're looking for something in NY/NJ, I can hook you up with non-lovely recruiters.

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Redundant Array of Inexperienced Dogges level 1

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