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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

pookel posted:

Things you never, ever type into your dummy text box, even without intending to print a proof, even as a joke for a coworker ... :stare:

Poor header discipline

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That one seems more to me like 'Don't walk away from the layout computer without password locking it'

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


I'm going for Donatello from TMNT or Henry's baby out of Eraserhead.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

I'm going for Donatello from TMNT or Henry's baby out of Eraserhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Holy poo poo this Key and Peele Pegasus sketch is way too close to accurate.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


:okpos:

Thanks. It's all clear now.

Ferretten
Jun 13, 2006
behind tired eyes, behind tired eyes, he is waiting. and knowing our destinies.

My fiancé sends news texts for ITN in the UK, and sent the headline "man bites dog, goes into shop then dies" today.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


Finally, some truth in novelty T-shirts

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

BattleMaster posted:

Finally, some truth in novelty T-shirts

Did someone say truth in novelty T-shirts?

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Drunk-Driving-T-Shirt-Im-A-Drunk-Police-Car-Suffolk-County-Road-83-134035968.html

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


God really hates people masturbating.

EdibleBodyParts
Dec 27, 2005
Body Parts...that are edible

Stuck?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Zeus was just trying to help out a bit...

That or Thor was polishing his hammer at the time.

Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster
Yep this is a thing that happened folks
http://news.epicinter.net/makeshift-meth-mango-lab-found-inside-bowens-giant-3-storey-high-mango-following-theft/

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
NT News is at it again on their Twitter feed. I am totally buying their book.





(This last one makes me feel less bogan despite living in regional Queensland)

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Gridlocked posted:

NT News is at it again on their Twitter feed. I am totally buying their book.





(This last one makes me feel less bogan despite living in regional Queensland)

I'll be second in line, these were great.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Gridlocked posted:

NT News is at it again on their Twitter feed. I am totally buying their book.





(This last one makes me feel less bogan despite living in regional Queensland)

These guys are brilliant

quote:

QUOTE FROM OUR EDITORIAL TODAY: 'IT'S JOCK-SQUELCHINGLY' HOT.' WE WRITE GOOD!

quote:

THAT GIRL OFF LOST IS UPSET PEOPLE HATE HER IN THE HOBBIT. YOU'D THINK SHE'D BE USED TO IT NOW FROM LOST

quote:

MADONNA COMPARED HER MUSIC BEING LEAKED TO TERRORISM. IT IS POSSIBLE SHE MEANT TO SAY HER MUSIC IS TERRIBLE

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I remember reading a Darwin Awards book with something like this in it.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

ReidRansom posted:

These guys are brilliant

About Sorkin not wanting to cast Fassbender in his Jobs biopic.

quote:

SORKIN WAS INTIMIDATED BY FASSBENDER'S BIG APPENDAGE WHEN HE SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS SHOW BEING CRAP

About Jennifer Aniston getting a SAG nomination.

quote:

JENNIFER ANISTON HAS ADDED ACTRESS TO HER RESUME

Self explanatory.

quote:

FACEBOOK IS GOING TO STOP PEOPLE UPLOADING DRUNK SELFIES, WILL JUST DISABLE FACEBOOK IN THE NORTHERN TERRITORY

quote:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR NERDS AND VIRGINS: THEY ARE OPENING A DOCTOR WHO THEME PARK

E: Unrelated image.

Not My Leg has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Dec 18, 2014

Schlinky
Mar 12, 2009

...Too much drink.
When I worked at the Sydney Morning Herald a few years ago, one of the journalists working there at the time had previously worked at the NT News. When I asked him about what it was like working there, he basically said, "You have no idea how nice it is to not see a loving crocodile on the front page of the paper everyday."

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I just read every NT News thing in Mister Torgue's voice now.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

Gridlocked posted:

I just read every NT News thing in Mister Torgue's voice now.

This makes them even better.

Strongylocentrotus
Jan 24, 2007

Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

This popped up in my news feed. Love the comments.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
This is currently the third most popular story on the BBC website. You can still see it live if you're a fan of mistakenly published placeholders



edit: Actually that's been around for 8 years from the looks of it. Wonder why it's still available.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

I'm missing something here.

Masiakasaurus
Oct 11, 2012

The Iron Rose posted:

I'm missing something here.
"ISIS ADVANCING ON TWO FONTS"

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

Masiakasaurus posted:

"ISIS ADVANCING ON TWO FONTS"

At least it's not comic sans

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Masiakasaurus
Oct 11, 2012

anotherblownsave posted:

At least it's not comic sans
No, they can have that.

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