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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11376838
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 01:41 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:15 |
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Post incredible gamer feats of strength.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 01:43 |
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New Zealand isn't a real place. Neither is Australia. There's six planets closer to us right now.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 01:45 |
Jesus Christ that's loving horrible
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 01:58 |
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How loving hard is it to keep your stylus on the 3ds so you don't drop the goddamn baby into a coffee table. This guys gamer skills are sorely lacking, and he should be stripped of his title and holdings.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:03 |
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Critical Hit!! You ruined that baby for life!
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:03 |
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*after smashing baby through table* "Updated my journal"
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:06 |
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"he had accidentally fallen into a coffee table, causing a TV remote control unit to hit the boy on the head." all im imagining is the baby falling onto 1 end of the table and the remote on the other end flying up and landing straight on his head
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:07 |
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SunAndSpring posted:Jesus Christ that's loving horrible how so
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:08 |
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Eye of Widesauron posted:*after smashing baby through table*
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:10 |
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five years in jail for actually buying the telltale walking dead seems reasonable to me
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:11 |
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The baby will remember this.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:11 |
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iuvian posted:five years in jail for actually buying the telltale walking dead seems reasonable to me
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:11 |
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smh at calling walking dead a survival game
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:12 |
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*dribbles baby wildly*
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:14 |
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Eye of Widesauron posted:*after smashing baby through table*
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:15 |
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Swelter Discharge posted:how so Lol.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:43 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:The baby will remember this.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:44 |
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am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:51 |
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i do not have a baby, or live in new zealand, or played walking dead. in light of these points, i feel i can say beyond reasonable doubt that i am not the subject in question.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:52 |
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Scyther posted:am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability I find it incredibly depressing and my weak joke was an attempt to go "heh yeah that thing sure did happen" without just posting "Jesus chist that's incredibly depressing"
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:56 |
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*goomba stomps a baby*
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:58 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:The baby will remember this.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:59 |
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Scyther posted:am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability i hope
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 02:59 |
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:*goomba stomps a baby*
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:01 |
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Also I am going to double hell now thanks plutonis.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:02 |
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Please stop saying Gamer, you incredible homos.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:04 |
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The baby should respawn soon anyway.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:05 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The baby should respawn soon anyway. That's a videogame thing.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:05 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The baby should respawn soon anyway.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:06 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Please stop saying Gamer, you incredible homos.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:06 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:That's a videogame thing. ohhh heheh
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:06 |
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The baby became the lil baby skeletons in Dark Souls, the videogame. Dark Souls is real hard though, in case anyone was wondering.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:08 |
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I bet the baby who is not actually dead and not really a baby but a 5 year old child has a dark soul now if you know what I mean
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:12 |
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Kylra posted:I bet the baby who is not actually dead and not really a baby but a 5 year old child has a dark soul now if you know what I mean
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:13 |
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Making jokes about this situation is almost as hard as Dark Souls.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:13 |
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Do NOT attempt the turbo tunnel when you have a baby in close proximity.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:14 |
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bet the baby wishes it had gotten a 1up :p
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:15 |
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they baby just needs to sit behind some cover until it regens!
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:17 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:15 |
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ESRB Warning: This video game may not be suitable for raising children
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 03:17 |