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Hey! You can't wear both the Expert Octopus Spearfishing Marksmanship Badge and the Combat Dragon Aviator Badge! Stolen valor!!
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is that armyman25's arab cousin?
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Mike-o posted:is that armyman25's arab cousin? No because that Egyptian dude is fly as gently caress.
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Dec 19, 2014 05:04
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If I ever made command, I promised myself I would make them smear Vaseline on the lens before they took my official portrait. Also, someone needs to Blingee that portrait with a quickness. I tried, but it won't work on my laptop 
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Dec 19, 2014 05:23
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Nuclear War posted:I'd heard their special forces were actually quite good, for some reason. No idea where I heard it, mind You're talking about these guys, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbgAB269ik They're certainly something.
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Dead Reckoning posted:You're talking about these guys, right? 3:25 onward... perfect...
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Dead Reckoning posted:You're talking about these guys, right? P sure that dog unit got demobbed after the last famine.
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Dec 19, 2014 06:08
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Dead Reckoning posted:You're talking about these guys, right? Man a lot of those guys are pretty cut, I wonder what their diet is?
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Dead Reckoning posted:You're talking about these guys, right? these guys would make some badass extras in a kung fu flick
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BaconAndBullets posted:Man a lot of those guys are pretty cut, I wonder what their diet is? Just snakes. It actually gets pretty boring after your five thousandth garter snake. Also, a part of me honestly believes that those "human bombs" actually demonstrated their ability just for KJI.
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I like the thought that Best Korea would take the time, money, and food to train their crack Special Forces and then just strap a bomb to them and shove them out of a plane
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Dec 19, 2014 07:07
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 Godspeed, Stephen. http://www.vox.com/2014/12/19/7419893/colbert-finale-song#ooid=9hNzRkcjrVyRnOXGdJS9-Ft2sqFLDN8q Edit: V Excellent, I couldn't find it on youtube, I don't think it was up yet. Godholio fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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Dec 19, 2014 07:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUy1-JakJtEquote:Our unofficial guest list: how the gently caress did they miss Big Bird Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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Dec 19, 2014 07:24
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Somebody is going to poo poo their pants about Kissinger being in there.
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Dec 19, 2014 07:41
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUy1-JakJtE Also Randy Newman on the loving piano.
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Dec 19, 2014 07:44
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Ray Odierno putting in an appearance, still second fiddle to Big Bird.
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Dead Reckoning posted:Ray Odierno putting in an appearance, still second fiddle to Big Bird. tbf most celebrities of the world play second fiddle to Big Bird, let alone fuckin Cookie Monster.
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Dec 19, 2014 08:14
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Casimir Radon posted:Somebody is going to poo poo their pants about Kissinger being in there. He was the emcee for Colbert's rock off with the Foo Fighters some time ago. I'm always surprised to see that he's still alive.
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Dec 19, 2014 08:46
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Zeroisanumber posted:I'm always surprised to see that he's still alive.
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Casimir Radon posted:Somebody is going to poo poo their pants about George Lucas being in there.
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Dec 19, 2014 10:11
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I've let go of my hate for George Lucas.
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N:  Eight children murdered in Cairns, Australia Police believe the 34 year old women with chest wounds is the mother of 7 children, and the eighth is believed to be a relative. Age is 18 months to 15 years. V: I dont think this is in anyway related to terrorism or anything. Just a hell of a crime during a week it sucks to be a child. In other news, Peshmerga fighters free Yazidis on Sinjar mountain whove been besiges by ISIL
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Dec 19, 2014 14:50
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Big Bird and Kissinger on the same stage. 
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I'm still not 100% that this isn't just Sony balking to create demand to see what is most likely a terrible movie that would have bombed without the help of a North Korean bottle rocket set.
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ManMythLegend posted:I hate conversations like this because, like, I want to participate but I can't remember which stuff I know is classified and which stuff is not. Vile rat actually had a joint DoD/DoS SIPR list going for awhile.
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Zeris posted:3:25 onward... perfect... Isn't the problem with loading dogs with explosives to run under tanks that they will panic and run under your own tanks?
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Waroduce posted:N: Oh, hey, 10 minutes from where I was born. Awesome.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm still not 100% that this isn't just Sony balking to create demand to see what is most likely a terrible movie that would have bombed without the help of a North Korean bottle rocket set. Unless the FBI specifically told them they knew there was a nork agent with a bomb on the loose, I'm pretty sure this is mostly to drive outrage and thus sales. Because studio heads are cowards, sure, but they are also greedy fucks who know that if a cinema actually did get bombed that would probably just lead to everyone patriot-watching the gently caress out of it.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Isn't the problem with loading dogs with explosives to run under tanks that they will panic and run under your own tanks? That, and the fact that people who turn good dogs into suicide bombs will burn in hell forever and ever.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm still not 100% that this isn't just Sony balking to create demand to see what is most likely a terrible movie that would have bombed without the help of a North Korean bottle rocket set. I'm in your shoes because right now if they did a direct to video release it would more than recoup their expenditure so far. They could put that on itunes and amazon instant for $20 and would sell a gently caress ton of copies. Basically anyone that would have possibly thought about going to a theater is just going to buy it direct. Sony has 42 million to cover here.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm still not 100% that this isn't just Sony balking to create demand to see what is most likely a terrible movie that would have bombed without the help of a North Korean bottle rocket set. I think there's a disconnect here. A $42 million dollar comedy isn't a gamble especially with Franco/Rogen. You guys are welcome to throw in your personal take on them as actors or whatever, but the guys earn money for studios and their movies turn a profit. This Is The End netted the studio nearly $130 million just on release. That's not counting home releases, streaming, and whatever revenue sources they had lined up. The quality of a movie doesn't correlate to its profitability. Courthouse posted:Unless the FBI specifically told them they knew there was a nork agent with a bomb on the loose, I'm pretty sure this is mostly to drive outrage and thus sales. Because studio heads are cowards, sure, but they are also greedy fucks who know that if a cinema actually did get bombed that would probably just lead to everyone patriot-watching the gently caress out of it. Yea absolutely. Because if this was the case and it became known, Sony would be set on fire within the week. Hardly any corporate entity is going to concoct a terrorist-related plotline with threats of violence to the public as a means to stir up sales. They'd have to be remarkably tone deaf. I don't think you grasp public relations. bloops fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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FBI came out today, and then after that they said officially the NORK's done did hacked Sony, confirming what everyone already knew but it's the FBI so they had to get in a good game of retard ball before any announcement. The FBI also stated they will work with other partners like Sony to deal with any attacks, and that our government will have a proportional response for NK for this. Since NK isn't a US citizen they can drone strike, or a journalist that wrote a story they didn't like who they intervene to keep in jail I assume proportional response means our current President does nothing. The FBI said the Sony thing was a threat to national security, so I guess we annexed Sony when nobody was looking. We should definitely kick out Florida to keep the flag how it is
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The simplest way I see Sony using this Nork hacking threat as a means to bolster sales is because they're loving tone deaf and don't realize they live in America. Even the liberals in this country are calling that movie studio a pussy for balking on the release. While I think this is probably the best publicity this movie would have ever gotten, I don't think it's intentional. I posted above that a $42 million dollar movie isn't a gamble in the way a $300 million dollar new Bond movie is. There's a thousand ways to make money back on a small investment like that, and they have the historical precedent to do so based on Franco/Rogen's previous work.
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50 Foot Ant posted:Compared to who, the rest of the Nork army? Who gives a poo poo. You could defeat them with a goddamn Snickers bar, since they'd probably run into the first 7-11, eat everything in sight, and then keel over dead from insulin shock. And who gives a poo poo if they start up the cyberwarfare? The US has been sitting on its rear end for too long, let some of these companies have to spend money (God FORBID) upgrading an out of date infrastructure they've been warned for 15 loving years isn't as secure as they masturbate about. Who gives is poo poo if the movie hurts some fat gently caress's feelings. The fact that Sony caved isn't goddamn surprising, since King Joke Illin' probably mashed his fat loving fingers against the phone until China picked up so he could alternate between whining about his feelings, cramming more food in his gaping hamburger eating device, and threatening to have a bunch of starving Norks pass horseshit in a big line till they dumped it in the river or mumbled about ATOMIC HOLOCAUST, so China whined at Japan, who whined at Sony, who said "gently caress it" and cancelled the loving thing. 50FA for SecDef
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would the republicans represent the large homosexual population that existed in the nazi party?
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holocaust bloopers posted:
They don't have to concoct poo poo, North Korea has been pretty obviously threatening them. They just get to choose how seriously they take those threats. And my money is on them suddenly finding their courage and cashing in on all the publicity. But perhaps they found the Sony CEO's secret stash of especially shameful porn when they hacked them and blackmailed them to silence, gently caress knows. 
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