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generative grammer posted:Socialism: democratic control of the means of production, eg. state/municipal/worker ownership of large industry, mining, large-scale farming, banking etc.; the most radical idiots may include all enterprise including barbershops (communism is the classless utopia that will come after years of socialism) did u write this? did u tap ur 10 gay fingers on the keyboard until this was written and then post it in the penn jillette is fat thread, on gbs?
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:20 |
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It pleases Penn because he has transcended mortal food and can now eat ideas in their elemental form and suck the ink off a page with a passing thought
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:22 |
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hes got his eye on the constitution
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:23 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:did u write this? did u tap ur 10 gay fingers on the keyboard until this was written and then post it in the penn jillette is fat thread, on gbs? It was a long and treacherous walk he took us on, just to arrive at the punchline "I'm a retard, lol".
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:29 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:hes got his eye on the constitution one eye on the constitution, the other on the fondue poFATAL ERROR: FATJOKE_RUNTIME EXCEPTION. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:34 |
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mysterious frankie posted:FADE IN: NOICE
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 19:35 |
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mysterious frankie posted:FADE IN:
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 19:54 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i hate goons theyre all mad and dumb like reddit. its a good thing i am not a goon this but unironically heh
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:24 |
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a guy i know met penn jillette after his show and told him "you were great in Hackers" he reported that penn ignored him, seemed annoyed
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:30 |
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theflyingorc posted:a guy i know met penn jillette after his show and told him "you were great in Hackers" this is because your friend did not provide the required plate of sausage
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:32 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:did u write this? did u tap ur 10 gay fingers on the keyboard until this was written and then post it in the penn jillette is fat thread, on gbs? lol
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:47 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:did u write this? did u tap ur 10 gay fingers on the keyboard until this was written and then post it in the penn jillette is fat thread, on gbs? its all wrong too lmfao
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:49 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:its all wrong too lmfao lol if you read that poo poo
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:16 |
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Synonamess Botch posted:lol if you read that poo poo i'm happy that i could provoke a reply of such astonishing gayness it could power submarines
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:16 |
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mysterious frankie posted:FADE IN: on the other hand this is great
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:17 |
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Synonamess Botch posted:lol if you read that poo poo no i just live my life by a rule that if it's more than a couple paragraphs long then it's wrong and not worth my time
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:51 |
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i also live my life a quarter miler at a time rip vin diesle
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:51 |
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i live my life 40 ounces @ a time
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:29 |
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drinking... smh... first of all, the more you drink, the less room there is for food!! ANybody stop for 10 loving seconds to think about this!!!
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:32 |
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grrrlsweatshirt is..... BULLSHIT
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:34 |
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the only thing faggier than painting your nails as a guy is only painting one of them and is that mouth wide open for cock or what
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:37 |
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the master concentrates for few moments, sweat beading upon his brow an unearthly noise indicating a large amount of air filling an unfathomable vacuum is heard and the roast duck across the stage is pulled through the gravy fountain Teller is cautiously holding above his head and makes it's way towards Penn's mouth, whereupon with splintering of bone and popping of ligament it is pulled into his ponderous craw a man of weak constitution in the crowd faints
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:46 |
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in a few years moxie will be deepthroating my cock
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:20 |
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I know he paints his nail to remember his dead mom who prob died when that fat bitch ate her
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:50 |
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dads a mall cop posted:I know he paints his nail to remember his dead mom who prob died when that fat bitch ate her he said he does it to draw attention to his hands iirc, which is what you're supposed to be staring at during a magic show anyway
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:53 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:he said he does it to draw attention to his hands iirc, which is what you're supposed to be staring at during a magic show anyway sure but also his dead mom because he ate her
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:01 |
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he ate his dead mom but she wasn't dead atm
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:01 |
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dads a mall cop posted:sure but also his dead mom because he ate her oic
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:05 |
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paranoid randroid posted:one eye on the constitution, the other on the fondue poFATAL ERROR: FATJOKE_RUNTIME EXCEPTION. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? Oh my god, I haven't seen a DOS error in over 15 years. What the hell was the difference between Abort and Fail?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:09 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh my god, I haven't seen a DOS error in over 15 years. Penn and Teller
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:19 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:the master concentrates for few moments, sweat beading upon his brow
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:23 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh my god, I haven't seen a DOS error in over 15 years. looking at the Wikipedia article, it looks like fail returned back to the program and the program had a chance to handle it? but its kinda written confusingly
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:24 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh my god, I haven't seen a DOS error in over 15 years. FAIL is what you've done with your life, ABORT is what your parents should've done with you. No but seriously I don't really have a problem with you, I just saw a chance for a joke and I took it!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:27 |
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King Vidiot posted:FAIL is what you've done with your life, ABORT is what your parents should've done with you. thank you for clarifying that i was about to report this post to the mods
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:28 |
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Penn is an alpha omega goon and you all are pathetically jealous He is in a tier next to Kim Dotcom
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:29 |
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King Vidiot posted:FAIL is what you've done with your life, ABORT is what your parents should've done with you. I appreciate your joke, and your honesty.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:03 |
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kjetting posted:I watched the first seasons of Bullshit, but it quickly turned into libertarian rant central. Taxes: Letting the government take proper care of the less fortunate equals taking away everything you've worked for and giving it to lazy shitheads.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 15:00 |
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Cockmaster posted:Taxes: Letting the government take proper care of the less fortunate equals taking away everything you've worked for and giving it to lazy shitheads. C'mon it's totally okay to hoard money like a dragon, more wealth than you'll ever need in 20 lifetimes, because think of the alternative. You wouldn't want those types getting anything, would you?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 16:44 |
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Yeah man the government is real efficient lets give them more money as they already waste trillions this will assuage my white guilt
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:01 |
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Ramsus posted:Yeah man the government is real efficient lets give them more money as they already waste trillions this will assuage my white guilt Any and all money you give to the government will go straight up their assholes. It's true. They take your funds, turn it into cash money, and then stuff handfuls of hundred dollar bills up their assholes. None of it goes to the needy, none of it goes to infrastructure, just straight up old rich white people's assholes. So don't ever pay any taxes, ever. You're just lining the colons of the elite. TRUTH.
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