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ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Some Gameboy ads from the 90s. I remember seeing them in magazines and on TV, and even as an idiot child I knew that something was amiss. From this thread, it seems like it took a long time before ad agencies knew how to market videogames and consoles. Showing footage of the games themselves usually doesn't hurt, for a start.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




ozza posted:

Some Gameboy ads from the 90s. I remember seeing them in magazines and on TV, and even as an idiot child I knew that something was amiss. From this thread, it seems like it took a long time before ad agencies knew how to market videogames and consoles. Showing footage of the games themselves usually doesn't hurt, for a start.



Even when they did how footage they often hosed it up.

This Zelda ad caused a minor controversy back in the day for sexism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evI5pF5h8Ck

edit.. ahh the weirdly softporn mid-90s...











edit edit:

What the gently caress:

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0BDwzN4viw:nws:

Necrothatcher has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Dec 19, 2014

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
While I thought the Mac vs PC ads were dumb my impression has always been that they worked pretty well. I mean we have a whole generation of kids/adults that buy apple products just to be trendy.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
lol Forsaken

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Maggie Fletcher posted:

My former roommate, from Norway, drives a Fit, and I'm half convinced he bought it because of the Fitta debacle. Coincidentally, fitta is one of the first Swedish words I learned.

Has anyone seen the stupid Kmart commercial with pregnant ladies dancing sexily?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94ES_HI-K8

Santa Baby is an awful enough song on its own, and I'm not quite sure why this commercial bugs me so much, because these cute suburban moms are killing it, but I'm completely squicked out.

Also, in the bay area, we get a lot of weird commercials for places that don't exist out here. Like Sonic. I think the closest one is about an hour away. Or Dairy Queen. There might be one a few cities over, but it's not like a popular enough destination for them to be shown every commercial break. Or Dunkin Donuts, which infuriatingly, doesn't even exist in the entire bay area (yet), but they've been advertising here for years. And I can't tell you where there's a Kmart nearby, though I know Wal Marts are around here somewhere.

It's stupid because they're trying to score brownie points/manufacture controversy by sexualizing pregnant women but they're all still models. It's like when Dove did that thing a few years ago when they had "big" women modeling in underwear but they were still fitter and better-looking than 99% of their customers, and the internet ate it up.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

:catstare:
Holy poo poo I dated that blonde girl Adrienne for a year in college before she graduated and moved away. She was fuckin nuts, but I never had any idea she was abused in her past. Never talked about dad, was super proud of her mom being independent. drat, seeing her just blew me away, talk about a blast from the past and a small world. What are the odds.


God drat.

Great tits on her to she was a dime.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



...of SCIENCE! posted:

It's stupid because they're trying to score brownie points/manufacture controversy by sexualizing pregnant women but they're all still models. It's like when Dove did that thing a few years ago when they had "big" women modeling in underwear but they were still fitter and better-looking than 99% of their customers, and the internet ate it up.

Their followup ad made me laugh though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgbbA70NVY

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
What are the odds that an abuse apologist dated a girl who had been abused. Yes...

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

nucleicmaxid posted:

What are the odds that an abuse apologist dated a girl who had been abused. Yes...

:agesilaus:


Was the MS "Beta Tested In The Future" thing legit, or a photoshop?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
That was actually a legit thing. Just about everything Microsoft have done with the Xbone, including giving it a name like 'Xbone' is highly amusing.

Titanfall had a 'Drop a Titan on it' gif-maker which I'm not sure was ever used legitimately, but the Xbone mock thread had a lot of fun with it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Strongly disagree

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
EA tried to promote Bulletstorm by sending reviewers packages full of raw meat.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/giant-bomb-mailbag-meat-murder-edition/2300-2604/
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2010/06/08/bulletstorm-meat.aspx

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Before I scrolled down, I almost expected it to say "COME AND PLAY, MY LORD. EVONY".

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Which game was it that sent a publicity-stunt kit to reviewers that ended up with most of the kits being destroyed by a bomb squad because they didn't let any of the reviewers know ahead of time what was in the mysterious packages?

Edit: It was Watch_Dogs. Of course it was Watch_Dogs... sending a black safe that beeps when opened, and only informing people by voicemail they don't all use.

Double-edit: Sending only one of these to a major news company that doesn't cover videogames...

Sort of like what the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie put up lite-brites all over Boston, without clearing it with anyone so the bomb squads got called in over mysterious blinking lights on the sides of buildings.

Elfface has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Dec 19, 2014

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Elfface posted:

Which game was it that sent a publicity-stunt kit to reviewers that ended up with most of the kits being destroyed by a bomb squad because they didn't let any of the reviewers know ahead of time what was in the mysterious packages?

Edit: It was Watch_Dogs. Of course it was Watch_Dogs... sending a black safe that beeps when opened, and only informing people by voicemail they don't all use.

Double-edit: Sending only one of these to a major news company that doesn't cover videogames...

Sort of like what the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie put up lite-brites all over Boston, without clearing it with anyone so the bomb squads got called in over mysterious blinking lights on the sides of buildings.

Wasn't there a movie or something that did a PR stunt of sending death threats?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Reminds of Sony(?) promoting God of War(?) by planning to sacrifice a goat.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Maggie Fletcher posted:


Also, in the bay area, we get a lot of weird commercials for places that don't exist out here. Like Sonic. I think the closest one is about an hour away. Or Dairy Queen. There might be one a few cities over, but it's not like a popular enough destination for them to be shown every commercial break. Or Dunkin Donuts, which infuriatingly, doesn't even exist in the entire bay area (yet), but they've been advertising here for years. And I can't tell you where there's a Kmart nearby, though I know Wal Marts are around here somewhere.

There's on in Hayward now, but Sonics is pretty terrible unless you're stoned which is like everyone in the Bay so..

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

AlmightyBob posted:

Wasn't there a movie or something that did a PR stunt of sending death threats?

There was a car company that did something like that.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Electronic Arts partnered with GameStop for a one-day promotion of Dante's Inferno on September 9, 2009 (9/9/9). Those that pre-ordered the game were offered a $6.66 discount, the Number of the Beast.[16] In addition, EA conducted an unsolicited mailing in which checks for $200 were sent to selected video game critics, with the following note:

"In Dante's Inferno, Greed is a two-headed beast. Hoarding wealth feeds one beast, and squandering it satiates the other. By cashing this check you succumb to avarice by hoarding filthy lucre, but by not cashing it, you waste it, and thereby surrender to prodigality. Make your choice and suffer the consequence for your sin. And scoff not, for consequences are imminent."[17]

:psyduck:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Spergminer posted:

Electronic Arts partnered with GameStop for a one-day promotion of Dante's Inferno on September 9, 2009 (9/9/9). Those that pre-ordered the game were offered a $6.66 discount, the Number of the Beast.[16] In addition, EA conducted an unsolicited mailing in which checks for $200 were sent to selected video game critics, with the following note:

"In Dante's Inferno, Greed is a two-headed beast. Hoarding wealth feeds one beast, and squandering it satiates the other. By cashing this check you succumb to avarice by hoarding filthy lucre, but by not cashing it, you waste it, and thereby surrender to prodigality. Make your choice and suffer the consequence for your sin. And scoff not, for consequences are imminent."[17]

:psyduck:

I think that's pretty cool to be honest.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

WickedHate posted:

There was a car company that did something like that.

One I'm thinging of they sent notes to critics that said stuff like I know where you live. May be mixing this up with a plot from a TV show.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I think that's pretty cool to be honest.

It's a lot more straightforward than most attempts at bribery. Nevermind toys and trips to the studios, just send a cheque pretending it's a clever piece on greed.

I'm also assuming 100% of the cheques were cashed, and very few reviewers mentioned it.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Spergminer posted:

Electronic Arts partnered with GameStop for a one-day promotion of Dante's Inferno on September 9, 2009 (9/9/9). Those that pre-ordered the game were offered a $6.66 discount, the Number of the Beast.[16] In addition, EA conducted an unsolicited mailing in which checks for $200 were sent to selected video game critics, with the following note:

"In Dante's Inferno, Greed is a two-headed beast. Hoarding wealth feeds one beast, and squandering it satiates the other. By cashing this check you succumb to avarice by hoarding filthy lucre, but by not cashing it, you waste it, and thereby surrender to prodigality. Make your choice and suffer the consequence for your sin. And scoff not, for consequences are imminent."[17]

:psyduck:

Tip of the iceberg

https://web.archive.org/web/20130906035102/http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/electronic-arts-marketing-of-dantes-inferno.html (Sorry for the archive link the original seems to be dead)

The entire ad campaign was insane. Each month was a new gimmick based on the 9 levels of hell.

They kicked it off in Limbo by staging a fake protest at E3 by Christian Right groups about the game (No controversy is bad controversy and all that) and when found out it was not well recieved. Then next layer, Lust they had a "Sin to Win" contest where you were supposed to do something sexually inapproriate with a comic con booth babe and photograph it for a chance for "a sinful night with two hot girls, a limo service, paparazzi and a chest full of booty."

Yeah that was pulled pretty fast. The stuff after it was a lot more tame but some weirdness like the Greed one you mentioned.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
Kind of want to play this game now.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

RagnarokAngel posted:

Tip of the iceberg

https://web.archive.org/web/20130906035102/http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/electronic-arts-marketing-of-dantes-inferno.html (Sorry for the archive link the original seems to be dead)

The entire ad campaign was insane. Each month was a new gimmick based on the 9 levels of hell.

They kicked it off in Limbo by staging a fake protest at E3 by Christian Right groups about the game (No controversy is bad controversy and all that) and when found out it was not well recieved. Then next layer, Lust they had a "Sin to Win" contest where you were supposed to do something sexually inapproriate with a comic con booth babe and photograph it for a chance for "a sinful night with two hot girls, a limo service, paparazzi and a chest full of booty."

Yeah that was pulled pretty fast. The stuff after it was a lot more tame but some weirdness like the Greed one you mentioned.

The second is plain hosed up because they are encouraging people to sexually harass women not involved with the campaign at all. There must not have been a single woman or lawyer in the room when they came up with that idea

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Darth Freddy posted:

Kind of want to play this game now.

It is not even remotely 1/10th as fun or interesting as its campaign. Much like Lost Planet and its promotion featuring iceblocks that slowly melted with the game inside or the Gun promotional ARG where winners eventually got to play a poker game in a graveyard they are way, way better than the game their promoting.

Here are some Calvin Klein ads pulled in the 90s because boy having an ad campaign that looks and sounds like a person filming the start to an underage porno/snuff film is awesome

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Darth Freddy posted:

Kind of want to play this game now.

gently caress that, I wanna review it!

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I think that's pretty cool to be honest.

Yeah those ad campaigns were great. It's a shame that gamers decided to :goonsay: it up about them because that was back when it was cool to mindlessly hate EA before they moved on to mindlessly hating Activision, even though that was the period of time when EA were actually going out of their way to make new games.

The advertising campaign for Dead Space 2 built around the fact that moms were offended by it was pretty bad, though.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Eeeh, if the developers were allowed a tenth as much creativity as the marketers, they might have been onto something. Instead, they made a god-of-war clone at a time when GoW itself was starting to feel played out.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Yeah those ad campaigns were great. It's a shame that gamers decided to :goonsay: it up about them because that was back when it was cool to mindlessly hate EA before they moved on to mindlessly hating Activision, even though that was the period of time when EA were actually going out of their way to make new games.

The advertising campaign for Dead Space 2 built around the fact that moms were offended by it was pretty bad, though.

sexually harrassing women is loving radular

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


pentyne posted:

The second is plain hosed up because they are encouraging people to sexually harass women not involved with the campaign at all. There must not have been a single woman or lawyer in the room when they came up with that idea

Nerds don't need the encouragement they just do that poo poo. I was at a con once where there was a mediated discussion over the controversial topic "Cosplay is not consent." Hell one time I was walking through the vendor hall and heard one of the girls freaking out on a guy because she was trying to do her job and teach someone to play a boardgame and he wouldn't leave her alone.

edit: Here's the picture of the event info.


Thinky Whale
Aug 2, 2012

All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Fry.

Virtua Fighter Crotch is a serious condition that should not be made light of.


...of SCIENCE! posted:

The advertising campaign for Dead Space 2 built around the fact that moms were offended by it was pretty bad, though.

The video of somebody's elderly Filipino mother watching a trailer and cackling "He lost his head!" was the only good part.

Hey Fingercuffs
Nov 29, 2007

Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
I live in Hampton Roads and on the radio over the past couple years a bathroom remodeling company has decided to basically alienate a portion of customers they really don't want in their stores. Primarily young people and hispanics.

It started a couple years ago with owner doing the commercial talking about how his company is old fashioned and you don't have to press 2 for Spanish when you call them because "We speak English". I think the ad ran maybe a month or two before the complaints rolled in and they pulled it.

Fast forward to this year and now they have a spokeperson talking about how simple the company is how the only way to contact them is by phone and that when you call you don't have to press 1 for english and 2 for spanish. He follows that statement up with telling you that they aparently can't be contacted through any social media and pokes fun of people taking selfies in the "latrine". The messege is supposed to stress how easy it is to get a hold of them to redo your bathroom, they just stretch it out to long and it ends up sounding that if you do any of those things they really don't want your business.

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Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster

Hey Fingercuffs posted:

I live in Hampton Roads and on the radio over the past couple years a bathroom remodeling company has decided to basically alienate a portion of customers they really don't want in their stores. Primarily young people and hispanics.

It started a couple years ago with owner doing the commercial talking about how his company is old fashioned and you don't have to press 2 for Spanish when you call them because "We speak English". I think the ad ran maybe a month or two before the complaints rolled in and they pulled it.

Fast forward to this year and now they have a spokeperson talking about how simple the company is how the only way to contact them is by phone and that when you call you don't have to press 1 for english and 2 for spanish. He follows that statement up with telling you that they aparently can't be contacted through any social media and pokes fun of people taking selfies in the "latrine". The messege is supposed to stress how easy it is to get a hold of them to redo your bathroom, they just stretch it out to long and it ends up sounding that if you do any of those things they really don't want your business.

Only thing they got right is selfies are dumb

Variant_Eris
Nov 2, 2014

Exhibition C: Colgate white smile

Hey Fingercuffs posted:

I live in Hampton Roads and on the radio over the past couple years a bathroom remodeling company has decided to basically alienate a portion of customers they really don't want in their stores. Primarily young people and hispanics.

It started a couple years ago with owner doing the commercial talking about how his company is old fashioned and you don't have to press 2 for Spanish when you call them because "We speak English". I think the ad ran maybe a month or two before the complaints rolled in and they pulled it.

Fast forward to this year and now they have a spokeperson talking about how simple the company is how the only way to contact them is by phone and that when you call you don't have to press 1 for english and 2 for spanish. He follows that statement up with telling you that they aparently can't be contacted through any social media and pokes fun of people taking selfies in the "latrine". The messege is supposed to stress how easy it is to get a hold of them to redo your bathroom, they just stretch it out to long and it ends up sounding that if you do any of those things they really don't want your business.

I...what. What?! That has to be the stupidest thing I've heard today. And I've had a really long day. I mean, nowadays everyone has moved onto social media. To not move on with the rest of society...

My mind is blown.

LordGugs
Oct 16, 2012

Hey Fingercuffs posted:

I live in Hampton Roads and on the radio over the past couple years a bathroom remodeling company has decided to basically alienate a portion of customers they really don't want in their stores. Primarily young people and hispanics.

It started a couple years ago with owner doing the commercial talking about how his company is old fashioned and you don't have to press 2 for Spanish when you call them because "We speak English". I think the ad ran maybe a month or two before the complaints rolled in and they pulled it.

Fast forward to this year and now they have a spokeperson talking about how simple the company is how the only way to contact them is by phone and that when you call you don't have to press 1 for english and 2 for spanish. He follows that statement up with telling you that they aparently can't be contacted through any social media and pokes fun of people taking selfies in the "latrine". The messege is supposed to stress how easy it is to get a hold of them to redo your bathroom, they just stretch it out to long and it ends up sounding that if you do any of those things they really don't want your business.

Hey fellow HR goon! I think the most obnoxious commercials we get are those god drat Mack auto connection commercials. with that annoying rap and fat guy. I would post links but I'm on my phone.

Variant_Eris
Nov 2, 2014

Exhibition C: Colgate white smile
I think the main purpose of the Mack Auto commercials is to get it in your head, and as such, purchase it.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Len posted:

Nerds don't need the encouragement they just do that poo poo. I was at a con once where there was a mediated discussion over the controversial topic "Cosplay is not consent." Hell one time I was walking through the vendor hall and heard one of the girls freaking out on a guy because she was trying to do her job and teach someone to play a boardgame and he wouldn't leave her alone.

edit: Here's the picture of the event info.



Yeah, it's really not EA's fault that gamers can't tell the difference between getting your picture with a woman in a costume as part of a scavenger hunt and actual sexual harassment.

VVVVVV I rest my case.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Did you miss the part where they were offering a prize for the lewdest act? There's a difference between 'Take a picture' and what they were incentivising people to do.

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