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FactsAreUseless posted:Oh, and by the way, Chicago is full of Italians, so yeah, I have basically been to Italy.  Chicago: Old-world Italians, new world Ukranian cigarettes, loving irish. Also a buncha Pollaks everywhere.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Define fat. I have fat, but you can see my ribs and most of my abs are also visible.
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i'm in the "unhealthily skinny" camp of goons disclaimer: am of chinese descent Jerry Manderbilt fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Dec 20, 2014 |
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R. Mute posted:i'm not asking if you have anorexia. everyone has fat. do you have a lot of it? No. Obesity is a hallmark of poverty. gently caress looking poor, put the effort into maintaining your body and status.
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R. Mute posted:i'm not asking if you have anorexia. everyone has fat. do you have a lot of it? I don't think so. But I've been living in the US for more than 4 years, maybe my standards do not match yours.
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R. Mute posted:how many of you are fat? be honest. i bike and walk every day and am moderately in shape
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Dec 20, 2014 05:35
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I'm in pretty good shape, I'd have to say.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't think so. But I've been living in the US for more than 4 years, maybe my standards do not match yours. what i get from migfs posts is patrick batemanesque.
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Dec 20, 2014 05:42
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i bet zoux is fat
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R. Mute posted:from what you're saying i can't imagine you being much more than maybe a bit doughy. so not fat. I'd say that's fair. Doughy with serious muscle underneath, though, as I do martial arts training on the reg.
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Dec 20, 2014 05:44
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Joementum posted:Get a Whirley Pop. Makes waaaay better popcorn than a microwave. or better yet just cook some popcorn in a regular pot on the stove like an adult with a shred of dignity and self respect
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Dec 20, 2014 05:48
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i am quite thin actually
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Dec 20, 2014 05:56
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comes along bort posted:or better yet just cook some popcorn in a regular pot on the stove like an adult with a shred of dignity and self respect Counterpoint: Vermonters.
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Dec 20, 2014 06:00
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Aurubin posted:People have, on multiple occasions, come up to me and started talking to me about issues of import to the local Jewish community. My fault for being pale with a beard and eating at a kosher deli a couple of times. my spanish and portuguese professors always ask me if i'm jewish, because apparently only jews have my name in latin america
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Dec 20, 2014 06:01
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i'm like zack galifiniakis fat so yes basically on a related note someone brought a bunch of bacon-wrapped stuffed jalapenos into work today and after eating like twenty of them my colon is not doing great right now
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Wolfsheim posted:i'm like zack galifiniakis fat Did they fill them with cream cheese to act as a balancer?
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Wolfsheim posted:i'm like zack galifiniakis fat he's not fat any more
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I'm your typical white "skinny guy with a large belly." You know, it's hard to keep pants in place without a belt, and I'm not willing to go full bracers. I wasn't going to post this but microwave+eggchat means I will: If you learn your microwave really well you can make 100% authentic and awesome (artery-blocking) hollandaise sauce in a microwave. You melt a stick of butter on low so it doesn't get super-hot. Separate three egg yolks and beat them. Whisk together and heat maybe 45 seconds. Whisk. Then, give it 5-10 seconds at a time, whisking in between, and watch carefully. If you can get it to the point where it's almost showing water vapor steaming off, it should thicken up nicely. Season with the juice of 1/2 to 1 lemon and some pepper (white is fine, but I prefer fresh-cracked black) and voila. Meanwhile you've got english muffins in the toaster, canadian bacon on your griddle, and eggs poaching gently in a pot. Assemble your Eggs Benedict, top with fresh choppped parsley and a sprinkle of smoked paprika. It's unbelievably rich and delicious, with the salt from the pork, the crunch from the muffin, the savory eggs, and the rich sauce. You made it fresh just now, so you don't have to worry about the restaurant killing you with their hollandaise bacteria soup. Caveat: You might have a heart attack very soon. For special occasions only. Sadly, though I wanted to show off and make this for my girlfriend, she hates runny eggs. I can't decide if it's ok to poach eggs to a hard yolk. It feels wrong.
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Dec 20, 2014 07:39
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it sounds wrong too. runny yolk is the stuff of life my man.
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i smoke and drink and cuss i am fat as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgUU1K7lbxg
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Next week will be the most important and one of the most eventful weeks of my life so far, what lovely weird goon food should I eat to mark this occasion
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Jagchosis posted:Next week will be the most important and one of the most eventful weeks of my life so far, what lovely weird goon food should I eat to mark this occasion Nothing but Cheetos three meals a day for all twelve days of Christmas. E: Take a picture of your poo poo for us.
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Dec 20, 2014 09:22
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Aurubin posted:People have, on multiple occasions, come up to me and started talking to me about issues of import to the local Jewish community. My fault for being pale with a beard and eating at a kosher deli a couple of times. my girlfriend gets this all the time. it doesnt help that she works in a heavily jewish part of town and has a really old testamenty name.
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Dec 20, 2014 09:44
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Jagchosis posted:Next week will be the most important and one of the most eventful weeks of my life so far, what lovely weird goon food should I eat to mark this occasion "Today is the day I finally leave my hometown!"
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Dec 20, 2014 09:45
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paranoid randroid posted:my girlfriend gets this all the time. it doesnt help that she works in a heavily jewish part of town and has a really old testamenty name. My girlfriend is half white jew and half Puerto Rican so she gets the exact opposite of it when trying to explain to people that she is jewish
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Rexicon1 posted:"Today is the day I finally leave my hometown!" I left my hometown a long time ago, it's more so the next 8 years of my life will be determined and then right after that I'm getting married and then going on a bender. Big week. plus whatever christmas bullshit Homura and Sickle fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Dec 20, 2014 |
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Dec 20, 2014 09:52
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"mistaken for jewish" sounds like it should be the title of one of those well-meaning but totally boneheaded What If comics from the sixties where, like, Lois Lane gets turned into a black woman
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"Jeepers, Superman, I got myself into a real pickle this time!", said boy reporter Jimmy Olsen. "I don't know the first thing about writing opening monologs for late night talk show hosts!"
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paranoid randroid posted:"mistaken for jewish" sounds like it should be the title of one of those well-meaning but totally boneheaded What If comics from the sixties where, like, Lois Lane gets turned into a black woman It's the plot to one of the segments in the Twilight Zone movie. Some racist jerk gets ported back to the French occupation, gets perceived as a Jew, and is shot at by Nazis. Then John Landis kills a couple kids with a helicopter.
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Aurubin posted:People have, on multiple occasions, come up to me and started talking to me about issues of import to the local Jewish community. My fault for being pale with a beard and eating at a kosher deli a couple of times. Respond with a strong movie German accent and respond loudly. People vill learn not to make zat mistake again! My Imaginary GF posted:No. Obesity is a hallmark of poverty. gently caress looking poor, put the effort into maintaining your body and status. Exception: Be a banker, lawyer or tax advisor over the age of 50 in a three piece suit with a pocket watch. Mild obesity is required for brand identity there.
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comes along bort posted:he's not fat any more holy poo poo  not comfortable with this
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comes along bort posted:or better yet just cook some popcorn in a regular pot on the stove like an adult with a shred of dignity and self respect Spoken like a man who's never had the pleasure of using a Whirley Pop.
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Dec 20, 2014 14:11
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At a suburban ymca at 8 am for a swim meet. Doesn't get any better than this.
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euphronius posted:At a suburban ymca at 8 am for a swim meet. About to head out for my Saturday kung fu class. Then I'm shopping for business wear. Thanks for the tips upthread, folks!
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On Thursday i wore blue pants with a black blazer just to spite you all. From hells heart I stab at thee.
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Dec 20, 2014 14:21
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You sure showed us. Meanwhile, actual people that you interact with bodily saw and judged you.
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The only client I saw hired me That's a 1:1 correlation
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Gotta be an outlier. Further testing is required. Continue wearing that exact same thing every day and report back. Someone will let you know when to stop.
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I just awoke from a dream about reality tv show Mob Wives.euphronius posted:The only client I saw hired me Blue pants/black blazer is the weirdest fetish I've heard of, so congrats.
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