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Current rumours are Morrison to social services, Andrews to defense. Itshappening.gif?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 04:41 |
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Anidav posted:Can someone make a Hearts of Iron mod with Scott Morrison leading the Forth Reich? Wait long enough and you won't need a mod for it... e: Sisgmund posted:Current rumours are Morrison to social services, Andrews to defense. Oh god kill me now
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 04:42 |
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Scott Morrison to send all poors to PNG
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 04:47 |
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Jobseekers must now be referred to as unlawful welfare recipients.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 04:56 |
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God know how they'll win the next election now. What with giving up all their humanity to the dark one and saying gently caress it, lets put a soulless rear end in a top hat in charge of welfare.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 04:58 |
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Sisgmund posted:Current rumours are Morrison to social services, Andrews to defense. Idk this sounds too bizarre. Andrews wouldn't roll over and give up Human Services, and I don't see why Morrison would want to relinquish all the power he just got himself in his portfolio.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 04:59 |
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Cartoon posted:Jobseekers will be shot
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:01 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:Idk this sounds too bizarre. Andrews wouldn't roll over and give up Social Services, and I don't see why Morrison would want to relinquish all the power he just got himself in his portfolio. ftfy I think it's legit. Andrews is dead wood and Morrison has seen Immigration as a means to an end. If Tone was smart he'd have relegated Morrison to Defence. His ambition is dangerous.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:05 |
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who will be the minister for gillard smearing?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:13 |
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Scott Morrison is now Minister for Social Services LMAO. Now all of Australia gets to be brutalised, not just browns on boats.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:13 |
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Science back into the Ministry.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:16 |
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SKY COQ posted:ftfy You don't quite get the idea of Ministries. They're to save the PM's arse by putting ambitious people in difficult portfolios. That's why Joe was Treasurer, thats why Morrison was initially in Immigration (which kept him away from everything else, and didn't work). Dutton has no personality and isn't ambitious, the same for Andrews. If this is correct, it guarantees that the base will be happy, Morrison will be too busy and unpopular and Abbott gets to look reasonable. It won't work of course. Morrison has burnt the cross-benchers already, the Senate will be hostile and the electorate won't budge in the polls. Interesting that they've put Birmingham as Assistant Minister for Education. Possibly going to actually do the job and let Pyne prance around?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:17 |
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Does anyone have any links for this stuff? Lol if they change the name of the department.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:21 |
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IslamoNazi posted:Science back into the Ministry. Starting by reopening the Department of Phrenology, to explain why dole bludgers arent as successful as bankers.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:22 |
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Nuclear Spy posted:Yeah, considering how Labor ran with the submarines issue at the Fisher by-election and with another by-election next month, I can't see him staying on much longer. honestly I think you give them way too much credit for planning things out
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:22 |
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Andrews is an ideologue. He doesn't have an eye on the Prime Ministership at all, but he definitely wants to gently caress up as many degenerate leaners' lives as possible and DHS is a really good place to do it from.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:23 |
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Box Hill Strangler posted:Scott Morrison is now Minister for Social Services LMAO. Oh wow. I think I'm going to go have a little bit of a spew. And then a nervous breakdown.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:24 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Oh wow. I think I'm going to go have a little bit of a spew. And then a nervous breakdown. Way ahead of you.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:26 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:Does anyone have any links for this stuff? Lol if they change the name of the department. It's live on ABC24
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:27 |
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IslamoNazi posted:It's live on ABC24 Lmao thnx
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:30 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:33 |
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Clicked on the stream, Tony's blaming Labor for something, turned off. Someone list this poo poo.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:33 |
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Scott Morrison: "A very decent human being" - Tony Abbott, 2014
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:37 |
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Just realized Pyne gets to bugger up VET and TAFE now. Hope Birmingham is there to stop him.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:39 |
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They did it, they found the one dude worse than Kevin Andrews to run social services.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:40 |
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Oh my god. It's all turd! They couldn't even dump blowy Joe.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:40 |
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ewe2 posted:You don't quite get the idea of Ministries. They're to save the PM's arse by putting ambitious people in difficult portfolios. That's why Joe was Treasurer, thats why Morrison was initially in Immigration (which kept him away from everything else, and didn't work). Dutton has no personality and isn't ambitious, the same for Andrews. Defence is a black hole though, it's where you send someone to never come back. Morrison to Social Services is a demotion, and sticking Dutton of all people in his old job is adding insult to injury. Morrison has been able to pass legislation in the Senate, which is something Andrews was not able to do. Of course, he did this by holding asylum seeker children for ransom.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:52 |
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IF YOU THOUGHT YEAR ONE OF THE ABBOTT GOVERNMENT WAS BAD THEN DO WE HAVE NEWS FOR YOU.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:58 |
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Lol I'm so confused. Why do they think it's a good idea to put Morrison in charge of what's left of the welfare state? Like. If you want to destroy the welfare state you slap a teddy bears face on the messenger, not Darth Vader's helmet. Not a guy who gets called a sociopath in the Senate and everyone goes 'yeah fair call'. What is going on.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:03 |
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I could see it as good news because one of only two complement ministers just got demoted and everything will implode spectacularly some time next year.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:06 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:Lol I'm so confused. Why do they think it's a good idea to put Morrison in charge of what's left of the welfare state? Like. If you want to destroy the welfare state you slap a teddy bears face on the messenger, not Darth Vader's helmet. Not a guy who gets called a sociopath in the Senate and everyone goes 'yeah fair call'. What is going on. Well, consider the job he's done from the LNPs perspective - he's turned immigration into a black hole where no information comes in or out. He's utterly demonised the poor and desperate. He's has done all this and is now considered so popular that he was seriously considered for a super-portfolio. If you want to destroy welfare and make the people cheer, who better to send?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:09 |
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I for one, will not be cheering.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:11 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Well, consider the job he's done from the LNPs perspective - he's turned immigration into a black hole where no information comes in or out. He's utterly demonised the poor and desperate. He's has done all this and is now considered so popular that he was seriously considered for a super-portfolio.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:12 |
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ewe2 posted:Just realized Pyne gets to bugger up VET and TAFE now. Hope Birmingham is there to stop him. Birmingham is a fuckwit, he's not going to do poo poo.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:21 |
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quote:“I can think of no finer advocate than Scott Morrison, he is the master of difficult policy as he has abundantly demonstrated in all but stopping the boats over the last 15 months,” Abbott said. “He is also a very decent human being.” quote:“He is also a very decent human being.”
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:21 |
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Master of Difficult Policy: Translation - gently caress you Napoleon, I am Prime Minister. Get lost.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:24 |
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Asphyxious posted:
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:28 |
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SKY COQ posted:Defence is a black hole though, it's where you send someone to never come back. Exactly why Morrison has been put in SS. If he pulls out a miracle Abbott will look great, if he can't then Abbott gets to look sad. Reshuffles are about the PM first and the issues second. I don't disagree that SS is a demotion, I'm explaining why. From Morrison's POV Defence would have dovetailed very nicely with the powers of Immigration if he had got to keep both. Dutton is a message that the immigration issue is done and the Libs want a better salesperson for their health policies. Birmingham is there to shore up Education but not so much that Pyne doesn't take the heat/credit for it. All of this fails to read the electorate's mood. For Morrison to grandstand in SS will be a disaster and he's guaranteed to do so because its the only style of politics he knows or understands. OTOH Ley is good at selling the media on her programs, but if it fails, serves her right for being a mouthy moderate woman. If the issues were really front and centre this is not the reshuffle you'd do. It's to save Abbott's arse a bit longer and frankly I hope it fails.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:28 |
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ewe2 posted:Exactly why Morrison has been put in SS. Must... resist... making an Asphyxious joke...
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 06:33 |
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Sociopath is the same as social amiright guys??
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