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Mile'ionaha
Nov 2, 2004

Dirk the Average posted:

Is that a beard slot in his outermost layer of clothing? That is an amazing idea.

Guan Yu was famous for protecting his amazingly elegant beard with an armored leather sack.

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Mile'ionaha posted:

Guan Yu was famous for protecting his amazingly elegant beard with an armored leather sack.

I heard Whoopy saying the same thing so it must be true!

Mile'ionaha
Nov 2, 2004

Oh, Pibbles, would I ever lie to you?

kznlol
Feb 9, 2013

Haquer posted:

To make him easier in the end for fast runs we had a mangle stack on him with everyone using vertigo dart or the shen needle set with hella dex drugs. And then when he decided to do the jump or you die attack most everyone used breeze sword to stay aloft.

gently caress yanmen

Don't forget how Delamore singlehandedly caused like 400% inflation in the poison market once we realized every level of poison triggered mangle each tick and every level of poison triggered it separately. The amount that was paid for the 1hp/3s DoT poisons was hilarious.

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Shalhavet posted:

At least he got easier once everyone had Perish Blade and got knockback immunity from the rage. Still easier than Giant Sword Dude in the cave. Untranslated mechanics? Check. Instant death move? Check. That wipes the raid? Double check. Oh and the musician needs to be in line of sight. But can't be on the ground, because he kills anyone not jumping. And then he drops aggro anyway and commits blender death on everyone at 40%.

At least we got around the musician thing by hiding in the bowl.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
It is nice seeing all these goons post that caused the rift in the guild because of raiding.

Fish.

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Well when you destroy all the opposition so the only ones left are the p2w people who sunk too much to quit there wasn't much left but raiding.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
and selling raid accessories

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaknHnr3hW4

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Can I give them 5 thousand dollars to be better than everyone else?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

randombattle posted:

Can I give them 5 thousand dollars to be better than everyone else?

can I give them 10k to be better than randombattle

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Eonwe posted:

can I give them 10k to be better than randombattle

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Saradiart
Dec 13, 2009

OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

kznlol posted:

HOW COULD YOU FORGET GREEN LIGHTNING MAN?

Rather like wall boss, Green Lightning Man had an ability that would wipe the entire raid with green lightning. As far as we were ever able to tell, he would only decide to cast it if at least one member of the raid was outside of melee range of him. Easy, you'd think - just stack everyone in melee and kill the useless HP sponge.

That's what we thought, too. Then we discovered that he had another ability which triggered within seconds of there being more than 3 people in melee range, which knocked back the entire raid. You do not truly understand Wushu's PvE design until you have spent 5 minutes throwing your body at a boss that throws you back out as soon as you do anything.

He was also an assassin boss, which was amazing.

Why can I not remember green lightning man for the life of me?

Third World Reggin posted:

It is nice seeing all these goons post that caused the rift in the guild because of raiding.

Fish.

Hey, I'll have you know I caused the first rift by adamantly supporting nightly Wudang field trips.

PassiveSentence
Jun 2, 2013
Green Lightning Man don't care about your FPS. It's also that guy where other raids stand in front of the tree.

PassiveSentence
Jun 2, 2013


No one wanted to be a drunken fister but Harobeggarino :patriot:

kznlol
Feb 9, 2013
Doesn't a rift require that there be enough players to occupy both sides of said rift

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
yes

Haroshia
Feb 27, 2011

You think this is a game?

PassiveSentence posted:



No one wanted to be a drunken fister but Harobeggarino :patriot:

I got the rage to 8 you know. Drunken Fist was awesome!

Saradiart
Dec 13, 2009

OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

kznlol posted:

Doesn't a rift require that there be enough players to occupy both sides of said rift

Delamore and I count as multiple people due to how much better we are than you plebs.

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Saradiart posted:

Delamore and I count as multiple people due to how much fatter we are than you plebs.


Anyway,


I think the aspect I enjoyed most about Wushu was exploring, both the world and the game. With most modern games datamined to hell and back, there's not much mystery left in them but in Wushu not only was everything a mystery, they actually managed to convince you that the world was full of secrets to discover. It was fun to just wander around the world and discover new places. All the weird item descriptions/flavour texts just added to the charm and somehow I managed to not even get annoyed by the terrible translation because it somehow morphed into nostalgia for terrible 90s kung-fu movies.


Also, beating people up for their kung-fu secrets. Partying with whoopy made me almost the most evil person on the server.

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT
Oh hey, a screenshot with my name in it. Wonder what they were thanking me for (probably tailoring stuff)

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Hey look it's the official Jerkjerk face of GoonTangClan!

Also, smoking:

I've only animated a couple of these from the ones Grithok extracted, should I do them all/more? I'm not sure every frame is there but most seem to be.

edit: here's a few more, I'll do them all when I have some more time:



Rexxed fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Dec 27, 2014

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Rexxed posted:

JOIN ON ME FOR WAR RAID, GET IN JERKJERK RAID ON MUMBLE LET'S GO KILL TDH PIGDOGS

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Rexxed posted:

Hey look it's the official Jerkjerk face of GoonTangClan!

Also, smoking:

I've only animated a couple of these from the ones Grithok extracted, should I do them all/more? I'm not sure every frame is there but most seem to be.

edit: here's a few more, I'll do them all when I have some more time:





You're missing the dickslap emote.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

All done!

If you aren't good at computer and just want to link them to confuse and enrage people, here's an imgur gallery:
https://imgur.com/a/moFQJ#72

Here's an archive of all of the animated gifs (might be good to save a copy):
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38459194/wushu-faces-animated.zip

If you think I hosed up, here's all the original png files grithok posted earlier from the client:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38459194/wushu-face.zip

If you think I hosed up animating, here's those png files bulk converted to gif frames, go download unfreez and make animated gifs yourself:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38459194/wushu-face-gif-frames.zip

Classic combos:




If you're using the imgur gallery it seems to have made jpg thumbnails of each one and if you click it there's a browsable list, but you seem to have to copy the link to the gif to paste it, not the thumbnail jpg.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
It's a Wushu miracle!

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Rexxed posted:

All done!

If you aren't good at computer and just want to link them to confuse and enrage people, here's an imgur gallery:
https://imgur.com/a/moFQJ#72

Here's an archive of all of the animated gifs (might be good to save a copy):
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38459194/wushu-faces-animated.zip

If you think I hosed up, here's all the original png files grithok posted earlier from the client:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38459194/wushu-face.zip

If you think I hosed up animating, here's those png files bulk converted to gif frames, go download unfreez and make animated gifs yourself:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38459194/wushu-face-gif-frames.zip

Classic combos:




If you're using the imgur gallery it seems to have made jpg thumbnails of each one and if you click it there's a browsable list, but you seem to have to copy the link to the gif to paste it, not the thumbnail jpg.

You forgot the other classic combo (it lined up better in the client)



E: This was probably the emote I used the most

kznlol
Feb 9, 2013
I cannot express my love for you in words

Haroshia
Feb 27, 2011

You think this is a game?
This should surprise nobody . Turns out the owner of Snail China is a horrible racist.

Also, let's see how Snail's new IP, Black Gold is doing. Oh. Oh dear

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



Someone get Grithok to tell us about Black Gold Online.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7e995u0rwssxijg/runyanX.pdf?dl=0

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Haroshia posted:

Also, let's see how Snail's new IP, Black Gold is doing. Oh. Oh dear

Same as it ever was...
Yeah, the twister comes
Here comes the twister
Same as it ever was...

PassiveSentence
Jun 2, 2013

Haroshia posted:

Also, let's see how Snail's new IP, Black Gold is doing. Oh. Oh dear

You'd think Snail would learn after the same mistake they made in Wushu

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

What could they learn from wushu other than being lovely and exploitative pays off.

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

randombattle posted:

What could they learn from wushu other than being lovely and exploitative pays off.

Yeah, I've been told that the dumbest pay2wins are still playing due to sunk cost fallacy (that and the other pay2wins sold their accounts to them so they're stuck holding the bag :cawg:)


Oh and the idiots that are still playing continue to hand snail money. loving trained seals.

Haquer fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Dec 29, 2014

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I played this game for over a year and I still have no idea what this means.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
hey pibss

hey pibssssssssssssssss

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3690892#post439532086

pisssssssssssssssssb

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I played this game for over a year and I still have no idea what this means.

It's the best emote in the game is what it is :hfive:


Also I love how basically nobody wants to touch the poop that is Black Gold

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



http://youtu.be/TFSb8gOfphM

SNAIL GAMES. I LOVE YOU.

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randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Haquer posted:

Also I love how basically nobody wants to touch the poop that is Black Gold

It looks so bad. Like age of wushu minus anything that could be good.

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