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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

My Imaginary GF posted:

The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out a Window and Disappeared

I have a, er, 'special' relative going to Israel soon on a trip through the 'disabled individual trip coordinator' organization. What can I expect from their trip?

Let's just say I hope they will be closely monitored by the Yachad/Taglit folks, because Israel is notoriously unreliable when it comes to accessibility.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

SedanChair! You're back! It's been ages! What have you been up to, you old cad?

My pencils got taken away.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SedanChair posted:

My pencils got taken away.

gently caress the penlice.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

has anyone ever done a film adaptation of 100 years of solitude

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

has anyone ever done a film adaptation of 100 years of solitude

Nope. Marquez would not allow it to be filmed. (Also, what's your twitter, you tease?)

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I really need somebody to break the curse and make A Confederacy of Dunces

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SedanChair posted:

I really need somebody to break the curse and make A Confederacy of Dunces

Hollywood doesn't like single movies anymore. Maybe we can compromise by having them film George Alec Effinger's Marîd Audran trilogy, and revert its Maghrebian environment to the New Orleans original which inspired it.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im pitching a sequel to Confederacy of Dunces which is basically When Harry Met Sally but with Myrna and Ignatius. its going to make me a hojillion dollars and i will close the curtains on all you haters in my loving maybach.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Only one movie series to watch.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
they gotta adapt maddaddam on HBO or something

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


I'm just saying pony tails are bad.

also just got home, second date went well tonight I think, rahm also over thinks things

Edit:

Sorry, actually caught up on thread now. And to think people call fishmech an autist

Berke Negri fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Dec 21, 2014

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

baw posted:

they gotta adapt maddaddam on HBO or something
I always thought the Knife would make the perfect soundtrack for an Oryx and Crake movie, and then they put Oryx and Crake tracks on Shaking the Habitual.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I wish nothing but misery on Rahm Emmanuel because his pretensions of masculinity remind me of fascism.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
maybe he should mackle less

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

KoldPT posted:

maybe he should mackle less

Holy Mackerel!

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Holy Mackerel!


delicious

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nope. Marquez would not allow it to be filmed. (Also, what's your twitter, you tease?)

yeah lemme just post my twitter with my name in it itt

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

yeah lemme just post my twitter with my name in it itt

Then don't complain that I'm not following it, fool!

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Then don't complain that I'm not following it, fool!

fine, follow me @chavezcandanga

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Badger of Basra posted:

fine, follow me @chavezcandanga

lol

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

fine, follow me @chavezcandanga

Ooh, you're a ghost!!

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Badger of Basra posted:

yeah lemme just post my twitter

Get out of here, stalker hipster!

H.I.P.S.T.E.R.: Call of Portland

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Randler posted:

Get out of here, stalker hipster!

H.I.P.S.T.E.R.: Call of Portland

H.I.P.S.T.E.R.: Shadow of Seattle

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

Some kind of board/card game?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

get him a really lovely movie and a pack of beers

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

buy him some friends

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ooh, you're a ghost!!

a specter is haunting south america...

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that
it means he has no interests or hobbies

ur hosed

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

maybe like a pass to the movies or something? going to the movies is a fun thing to do when hanging out with friends.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

Buy them Cards Against Humanity, then avoid them.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Swan Oat posted:

maybe like a pass to the movies or something? going to the movies is a fun thing to do when hanging out with friends.

disagree. the only people who interact socially while a movie is on in a theater are assholes

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Badger of Basra posted:

disagree. the only people who interact socially while a movie is on in a theater are assholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-hn7sFieE&t=398s

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Badger of Basra posted:

disagree. the only people who interact socially while a movie is on in a theater are assholes

:byodame: TEAM EDWARD :byodame:

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Badger of Basra posted:

disagree. the only people who interact socially while a movie is on in a theater are assholes

true story I'm pretty sure I heard a couple get divorced in the row behind me during inherent vice

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

SedanChair posted:

Buy them Cards Against Humanity, then avoid them.

I played this at a Christmas party with the local prosecutor's office. It was actually kind of fun. Prosecutors are sick fucks.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Wolfsheim posted:

i'm finally ~~christmas shopping~~ and my work secret santa filled out his suggestion card with "loves hanging out with friends"

what the gently caress am i supposed to do that

Joey Tribbiani sex doll.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

SedanChair posted:

Buy them Cards Against Humanity, then avoid them.

I have a friend who gets a game of this going at every party she hosts and the novel of 'regular thing + gross thing' wears off real quick

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rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Wolfsheim posted:

I have a friend who gets a game of this going at every party she hosts and the novel of 'regular thing + gross thing' wears off real quick

It really does, my coworkers are so into it though that they got the game for their phones and play it constantly

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