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Wales and Scotland yeah, but Northern Ireland mandates off-duty carry even! It appears Ireland Republic does not arm its officers, so my bad on that one. Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Dec 21, 2014 |
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To be fair, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are basically England...
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Dec 21, 2014 18:45
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Hezzy posted:To be fair, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are basically England... Never said it before, but now I think police should be generally higher educated and have have better training 
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Dec 21, 2014 19:15
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Actually looking at that website shows that 20 police dogs have been killed in a year in the US and that makes me loving angry. Angry enough to get a gun and shoot someone, I won't do that because that would make me as bad as you, but still, it makes me angry. How to make a job dangerous in the US: spend most of your time in a car.
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Dec 21, 2014 19:19
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Hezzy posted:To be fair, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are basically England... wotsis
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Dec 21, 2014 19:46
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Hezzy posted:To be fair, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are basically England...  A map of England (highlighted in green) for you confused goons.
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:
quebec is highlighted???? mods??
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Dec 21, 2014 22:11
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General Wolfe kicked the cheese eating filth out.
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Dec 21, 2014 22:25
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Hezzy posted:To be fair, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are basically England... Jump in one of your free trains and shout that in Glasgow Central station, g'wan.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:32
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I'm going to a wedding outside of Aberdeen (Banchory) this summer with a bunch of relatives who traditionally get wasted and start massive fist fights with each other. Do Scottish police arrest people for that sort of thing or just laugh and join the brawl? Also, what are some good Scottish insults to hurl around? I wanna fit in.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:40
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Pilot to Gunner posted:I'm going to a wedding outside of Aberdeen (Banchory) this summer with a bunch of relatives who traditionally get wasted and start massive fist fights with each other. Do Scottish police arrest people for that sort of thing or just laugh and join the brawl? just start telling people to go wisht (pronounced like it looks)
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Dec 21, 2014 23:57
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I just started watching The Tudors and apparently the King of England is also the King of France. Interesting.
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Dec 22, 2014 00:25
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Tell them that you're Margaret Thatchers nephew and her finest moment was loving the Scots in the arse. Then tell them that the Scot regiments got amalgamated because Scotland only had enough spine to field one regiment. If you've not been chibbed then something has gone badly wrong.
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Dec 22, 2014 00:50
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Tell them that you're Margaret Thatchers nephew and her finest moment was loving the Scots in the arse. Then tell them that the Scot regiments got amalgamated because Scotland only had enough spine to field one regiment. If you've not been chibbed then something has gone badly wrong. i picture you as Officer Smiley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrsEoQRwlgg
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Dec 22, 2014 00:51
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I'd loving kill to go on duty in my Tunic, you get loads of skirt chatting to you. Also I, and most of my colleagues, will sound like him.
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Dec 22, 2014 01:01
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Pilot to Gunner posted:I'm going to a wedding outside of Aberdeen (Banchory) this summer with a bunch of relatives who traditionally get wasted and start massive fist fights with each other. Do Scottish police arrest people for that sort of thing or just laugh and join the brawl? Can't speak for Northern police, they'll leave the wedding party alone surely. Useful insults? Cheuter is a good one for highlanders. Pronounced tuechter. Don't forget liberal use of the word 'oval office'. It's a classic and a winner.
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Dec 22, 2014 01:16
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chartley posted:Cheuter... Pronounced tuechter.  'Go wisht' and 'oval office', that I can do. Bernard McFacknutah posted:Tell them that you're Margaret Thatchers nephew and her finest moment was loving the Scots in the arse. Then tell them that the Scot regiments got amalgamated because Scotland only had enough spine to field one regiment.
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Dec 22, 2014 02:11
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Pilot to Gunner posted:
Good use of chib. It's colloquial for a weapon and It's pronounced as it seems. Cheuter is just a funny one as we say words like loch with the ch different to our English neighbours.
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Fo3 posted:Pick it up and throw it harder, I can't even see where it landed. Lol. Don't believe that. You should see the arsenal that my brother has, in his gun safe that the cops have the combo to and can come and check any bloody time they want. Citizens have guns. Cops have guns. Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Dec 22, 2014 |
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Dec 22, 2014 05:25
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After the shootings of officers in NY, FL, and MO this weekend, make sure you boys are actually reading your regional and national intel bulletins.
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Dec 22, 2014 10:34
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Pilot to Gunner posted:
Find out if the Groom is Rangers or Celtic, then wear the opposing club's strip. It may sound trivial to Americans but people have died over which club they support. Also if they are Celtic make sure you work the word Fenian in to every sentence and also pretend to play the flute at every opportunity.
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Dec 22, 2014 12:29
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Find out if the Groom is Rangers or Celtic, then wear the opposing club's strip. It may sound trivial to Americans but people have died over which club they support. Also if they are Celtic make sure you work the word Fenian in to every sentence and also pretend to play the flute at every opportunity. I've attended murders caused by some of those actions and far less also.
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Untagged posted:After the shootings of officers in NY, FL, and MO this weekend, make sure you boys are actually reading your regional and national intel bulletins. Is there any way to get these sent directly to me instead of to my boss? I know they come out like monthly but my boss is so loving lazy about email that he forwarded 2 of them total in 2014. Bernard McFacknutah posted:Find out if the Groom is Rangers or Celtic, then wear the opposing club's strip. It may sound trivial to Americans but people have died over which club they support. Also if they are Celtic make sure you work the word Fenian in to every sentence and also pretend to play the flute at every opportunity. This must be a soccer thing because I was legit confused why scots would be angry over an american hockey team and an american basketball team. Branis fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Dec 22, 2014 |
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Dec 22, 2014 15:47
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Dec 22, 2014 15:49
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Tell them the English are wankers and Scots are so pathetic they were conquored by wankers because they couldn't even find a decent civilization to surrender to.
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The Proc posted:Tell them the English are wankers and Scots are so pathetic they were conquored by wankers because they couldn't even find a decent civilization to surrender to. Well technically we bankrupted them and then bought the country and made it sign the act of the union. They tried to start a new colony in South America ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme )and mortgaged Scotland up to the hilt to pay for it. It didn't go well and the English hosed them over by refusing to trade with it and letting the Spanish gently caress with it. They lost so much money that we bought the country for £398,085 which is less than my 2 bed london flat is worth. In my opinion we paid well over the odds. We never really managed to conquer the Scots for a long period of time, every time we did we'd get distracted by France or fighing eachother and Scotland would go feral again. chartley posted:I've attended murders caused by some of those actions and far less also. People who aren't aware of the Old Firm probably think it's about football, but actually it's about religion and politics. Not much football is actually played in the S.P.Hell but the fans will piss on anyone else in Europe.
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Poor Shachi needs to take shelter in our echo chamber and get out of D&D's!
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Dec 22, 2014 18:48
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:
All the pish that goes along with football and the sectarian behaviour in part associated is a massive waste. Goodness knows how we fix it but progress certainly is being made.
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Dec 22, 2014 20:23
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Football is a bag of shite. All the cancelled rest days have been because of it. 95% of the grief I get comes from football related disorder. I didn't even know what sectarianism was before having to deal with Scots travelling for football.
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Thats why hockey is the superior sport on all levels, and in all nations. We do our fighting on the ice, and sometimes we try to burn vancouver down but I feel like that is within acceptable limits.
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Dec 22, 2014 21:55
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Find out if the Groom is Rangers or Celtic, then wear the opposing club's strip. It may sound trivial to Americans but people have died over which club they support. Also if they are Celtic make sure you work the word Fenian in to every sentence and also pretend to play the flute at every opportunity. Dear god I want to see someone start playing an imaginary flute mid-fight, that would be surreal. Anyway it turns out they're not all Scottish- the groom is from Wolverhampton and half of his family is coming up from Birmingham or some poo poo so I can probably cover all the bases by calling everyone cunts and yelling: The Proc posted:The English are wankers and Scots are so pathetic they were conquored by wankers because they couldn't even find a decent civilization to surrender to.  (In reality I will do none of this because getting hit in the head with a glass bottle thrown by someone's Gran would be a terrible way to go)
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Dec 22, 2014 22:59
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Pilot to Gunner posted:(In reality I will do none of this because getting hit in the head with a glass bottle thrown by someone's Gran would be a terrible way to go) i feel like you're not getting the full Scottish experience if you pass up the opportunity #yolo
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Dec 22, 2014 23:05
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Pilot to Gunner posted:Wolverhampton Pilot to Gunner posted:Birmingham 
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Branis posted:Thats why hockey is the superior sport on all levels, and in all nations. We do our fighting on the ice, and sometimes we try to burn vancouver down but I feel like that is within acceptable limits. This.
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Sergeant: The correct thing is to say is "Police, come out or we will release the K9", not "We're coming for you, and hell is coming with us." Oops... The K9 really is nicknamed Hell.
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Dec 23, 2014 02:56
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Branis posted:Thats why hockey is the superior sport on all levels, and in all nations. We do our fighting on the ice, and sometimes we try to burn vancouver down but I feel like that is within acceptable limits.  yep
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Dec 23, 2014 02:57
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I heard Eric Garner was an up-and-coming prospect for Vancouver...
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:I heard Eric Garner was an up-and-coming prospect for Vancouver... does this mean we should burn vancouver or that vancouver sucks? Either way you're askin for a headbutt
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Branis posted:does this mean we should burn vancouver or that vancouver sucks? Either way you're askin for a headbutt choke choke chokecouver
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Branis posted:Thats why hockey is the superior sport on all levels, and in all nations. We do our fighting on the ice, and sometimes we try to burn vancouver down but I feel like that is within acceptable limits. Vancouver spends all their time burning one down already. Torching the city is just a natural extension of their reefer-induced psycho hippie rage.
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