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Milky Moor posted:I still don't 'get' some of the decisions in Isard's Revenge. Yeah Note how I said early. Isards revenge is really stupid and not charmingly so.
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Crowsbeak posted:Yeah Note how I said early. Isards revenge is really stupid and not charmingly so. Yeah, wasn't disagreeing or anything, was just sort of commenting. The 'resolution' of Gavin, Asyr and bothan traditions and Borsk and whatever might just be my sore point with the old EU.
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Anyone ever heard of a fan film , "IMPS"? It's pretty decent for a low budget production with manageable dialogues revolved around the lives of imperial storm troopers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHJkxEVENPI
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Honestly the EU is dumb as poo poo but I love what they did with Porkins. Turns out the fat X-wing pilot dude was a kickass smuggler or some poo poo who was too fat for his X-wing so he had the settings all wrong.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Honestly the EU is dumb as poo poo but I love what they did with Porkins. He was a fat guy named 'Porkins'. His presence in the movie was a lovely pun. Some jackass was really inspired to try to develop a lovely pun joke that lasted barely enough time to bother remembering, into a 'kickass smuggler' backstory? This is kind of pathetic.
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its funny when i saw that it was the cron drift mission i forgot that it was about the death star plans but i definitely said, 'loving assault gunboats, ugh'
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5er posted:He was a fat guy named 'Porkins'. His presence in the movie was a lovely pun. Some jackass was really inspired to try to develop a lovely pun joke that lasted barely enough time to bother remembering, into a 'kickass smuggler' backstory? This is kind of pathetic. actualy its hilarious bc porkins is revered as one of the all time greatest heroes of the rebellion
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Fetus Tree posted:actualy its hilarious bc porkins is revered as one of the all time greatest heroes of the rebellion You think you're as good as Porkins, Horn? Yes I do. He literally died because he set the gravity settings incorrectly in his ship and couldn't tell he was crashing.
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Fetus Tree posted:porkins should have been in teh prequels Porkins Begins: Thin Porkins
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Somebody find some porkins fanfiction
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Fetus Tree posted:actualy its hilarious bc porkins is revered as one of the all time greatest heroes of the rebellion eu writers know their audience
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Hingehead posted:Anyone ever heard of a fan film , "IMPS"? It's pretty decent for a low budget production with manageable dialogues revolved around the lives of imperial storm troopers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHJkxEVENPI This was actually fairly amusing
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There's this horse that also is an X-wing pilot
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*force users can detect other force users* *sith / jedi constantly surprise each other with their presence*
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BoShek Horseman.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:*force users can detect other force users* Movies do this too, the fuckin emperor has meetings with the most powerful jedi constantly and they live like next door and they don't loving know any better.
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5er posted:He was a fat guy named 'Porkins'. His presence in the movie was a lovely pun. Some jackass was really inspired to try to develop a lovely pun joke that lasted barely enough time to bother remembering, into a 'kickass smuggler' backstory? This is kind of pathetic. Why is Porkins in the Lego x-wing? There's an R2 droid and a Luke, but instead of Wedge or Biggs or Garvin Dreis there's Porkins lol http://shop.lego.com/en-US/X-Wing-Starfighter-9493
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I wonder if Porkins's actor knew that his character was named Porkins and he just needed the money back then, or if he just got a role listed for "Space pilot" and then learned after the fact that George Lucas was making fun of him.
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Chill la Chill posted:Why is Porkins in the Lego x-wing? There's an R2 droid and a Luke, but instead of Wedge or Biggs or Garvin Dreis there's Porkins lol because gently caress you porkins is the truest hero of the rebellion and furthermore
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Chill la Chill posted:Why is Porkins in the Lego x-wing? There's an R2 droid and a Luke, but instead of Wedge or Biggs or Garvin Dreis there's Porkins lol Money. It's always money.
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shiksa posted:eu writers know their audience Porkins is the Ron Jeremy of StarWars.
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SunAndSpring posted:I wonder if Porkins's actor knew that his character was named Porkins and he just needed the money back then, or if he just got a role listed for "Space pilot" and then learned after the fact that George Lucas was making fun of him. He was in one of the Indiana Jones movies afterwards so I guess he didn't feel too bad.
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COVER ME PORKINS actually can i please be renamed to that unironically
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Fetus Tree posted:COVER ME PORKINS drat good name
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Light Gun Man posted:Movies do this too, the fuckin emperor has meetings with the most powerful jedi constantly and they live like next door and they don't loving know any better. Well yeah the prequels are stupid and kinda go against a lot of poo poo the original movies put in place. Also a Porkins action figure got made because there was a Star Wars fan encyclopedia that I love called the Red 6 Archive or something like that and they petitioned for it. Don't know if the site is still around. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Dec 23, 2014 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:Money. It's always money. porkins got the pre-teen market mad cornered
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Little kid looking for a toy to ask Santa for Xmas, sees the row upon row of leftover toys since its Xmas eve. He looks behind all the Luke sky walkers and Han Solos and Darth Vader and looks disappointed. His parents grow confused. Don't you want these instead? Pointing to the famous characters. He shakes his head. I'm sorry son, why don't we ask Santa for one of these aliens instead? Maybe this man from cloud city with the ice cream maker? He's popular, right? No, all I want is the fat x-wing pilot. All my friends have him, he's really popular. Well I'm sorry son, there doesn't seem to be one. He tearfully pulls out a piece of paper, looks down at the god tier that only has one name: Jek Porkins, and looks a few lines down to Tier 1a. He looks over once more and sees that little green alien that shot at Han, knowing he's got a rough year ahead of him.
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Fetus Tree posted:I think there was a hacker in the death star book and i think his name was in leetspeak Somebody confirm this because I gotta know the guy's terrible name.
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Chill la Chill posted:Little kid looking for a toy to ask Santa for Xmas, sees the row upon row of leftover toys since its Xmas eve. He looks behind all the Luke sky walkers and Han Solos and Darth Vader and looks disappointed. His parents grow confused. Don't you want these instead? Pointing to the famous characters. He shakes his head. I'm sorry son, why don't we ask Santa for one of these aliens instead? Maybe this man from cloud city with the ice cream maker? He's popular, right? No, all I want is the fat x-wing pilot. All my friends have him, he's really popular. poo poo, I was just about to post this myself.
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Porkins: The "Christmas Shoes" of the EU
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Chill la Chill posted:Why is Porkins in the Lego x-wing? There's an R2 droid and a Luke, but instead of Wedge or Biggs or Garvin Dreis there's Porkins lol First release in 1999 had Biggs and I think one of the other re-releases had Wedge. It was Porkins' time.
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PostNouveau posted:Somebody confirm this because I gotta know the guy's terrible name. His name was Teh Roxxor. I'm not kidding.
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muscles like this? posted:He was in one of the Indiana Jones movies afterwards so I guess he didn't feel too bad. He's If we didn't have Porkins, we wouldn't have Bullock in Batman: The Animated Series.
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Milky Moor posted:His name was Teh Roxxor. I'm not kidding. sounds like a fag0rt
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Milky Moor posted:His name was Teh Roxxor. I'm not kidding. he also broke out of the prison of despayre i'm not kidding either
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Celot_Ratua_Dilquote:Celot Ratua Dil was a male Zelosian smuggler. Sentenced to a life of hard labor on the prison planet Despayre for theft, he managed to escape to the Death Star, which at the time was being built above the planet. He lived there for nearly two years, falling in love with the Twi'lek Memah Roothes. quote:Once aboard the Death Star, Ratua assumed the alias of "Teh Roxxor" and hid in plain sight. Pretending to be a civilian contractor who built garbage bins, he created a makeshift home for himself in an unused trash compactor. Wow.
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