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Deteriorata posted:http://www.michigandaily.com/sports/harbaugh-eyes-former-players I never knew that. I like him even more after reading this and the laser tag story. Dude is intense.
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Dec 24, 2014 03:54
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Jim Harbaugh has probably killed someone just to watch them die.
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That story just reinforces the notion that the man is better fit for college than the pros. Seems like he really thrives at the helm of a cult of personality, and a group of idealistic 18-23 year olds is the perfect audience for that sort of madness.
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Dec 24, 2014 04:47
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But if he comes to town and starts a death staring contest with Red Berenson Ann Arbor will be leveled. If Babcock shows up the metro area will be toast.
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Action Serious posted:But if he comes to town and starts a death staring contest with Red Berenson Ann Arbor will be leveled. If Babcock shows up the metro area will be toast. The three of them staring at each other through an elaborate mirror contraption would be an unlimited source of dark energy. Jim Leyland would stand nearby, smoking 10 cigarettes at once.
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sorry ya'll that's raiders as gently caress
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Probably the last piece of information we'll get for a while is the meeting with the players today. Most Michigan people will have picked this up by now, but for others I'll fill you in: Reports are that Hackett told them that their targets were approaching the end of their "swim lanes." They were not quite at 100% with their Plan A (who of course is totally NOT Jim Harbaugh), but should be soon and had a firm commitment with their Plan B should Plan A fall through for some obscure reason. Either way there will be a coach next week. No word on who the firm Plan B is, seems most likely to be one of Miles, Mullen, or Mora. I'd be happy with any of them if the unthinkable happens, so I'm going to have a very Merry Christmas and hope all of you do, too. We're almost at the end of this. Nothing but the "clack, clack, clack" as we ascend the last hill. Back off from  certain boards, there's not going to be much of significance happening until after Sunday - but then all hell will break loose. Rest, relax, and prepare for the last big drop of the coaster. May be some inverted loops and unexpected turns.
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Action Serious posted:But if he comes to town and starts a death staring contest with Red Berenson Ann Arbor will be leveled. If Babcock shows up the metro area will be toast. Jim, Red, and Babcock would turn the school around for the better. Literally nonstop accomplishment and achievement.
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Dec 24, 2014 06:36
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Deteriorata posted:Probably the last piece of information we'll get for a while is the meeting with the players today. Most Michigan people will have picked this up by now, but for others I'll fill you in: I'm sure those three are chomping at the bit to be second choice, especially after you have demonstrated how obviously this would end up being Harbaugh
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Ungratek posted:I'm sure those three are chomping at the bit to be second choice, especially after you have demonstrated how obviously this would end up being Harbaugh Most likely Miles, for that very reason. He's been a clear, "I'm fine where I am, but will be glad to help out if needed" for a long time.
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Bip Roberts posted:What if he punched Brutus? We would build him a statue
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The Glumslinger posted:We would build him a statue  
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The Plan B is actually Ed Orgeron.
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Deteriorata posted:Most likely Miles, for that very reason. He's been a clear, "I'm fine where I am, but will be glad to help out if needed" for a long time. They've approached him twice and on at least the 2nd time they were basically laughed out of his office. I wouldn't say Les Miles is the most certain thing. Granted it helps that this time at least you don't have a shithead AD, but there you are.
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I want Harbaugh like the rest of the UM fans here but man, I am nowhere near as certain as some of you all seem to be. And if they miss on Jim, boy oh boy could it get ugly.
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He probably cracked an egg and wiped yolk on his face while howling like a madman.
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You realize you are hiring a crazy person right?
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he seems like kind of a jerk and being a jerk is not actually a good thing no matter what football fans seem to think, imho
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MourningView posted:he seems like kind of a jerk and being a jerk is not actually a good thing no matter what football fans seem to think, imho yes, but he is a jerk who is also a Michigan Man, you see
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MourningView posted:he seems like kind of a jerk and being a jerk is not actually a good thing no matter what football fans seem to think, imho Golly, his presence may induce you mock Michigan and its fans on this board. Whatever shall we do?
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The dude can be a crazy rear end in a top hat all he wants as long as he wins games and doesn't endanger the kids on the field. All head coaches are an assholes to a certain degree, it comes with the territory.
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remember that time Jim Harbaugh tried to blacklist a player for having too much fun
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MourningView posted:he seems like kind of a jerk and being a jerk is not actually a good thing no matter what football fans seem to think, imho Dunno which is worse. Or if there's much of a difference. Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:I'm not sure he's much of a jerk. He seems more like an inscrutable, hypercompetitive psychopath. Well, one of those is Nick Saban and one of those isn't so...
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Regnevelc posted:The dude can be a crazy rear end in a top hat all he wants as long as he wins games and doesn't endanger the kids on the field. bill snyder seems like a very nice old man who I would like to be my grandpa
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quote:Sources within Schembechler Hall said to look for a very special announcement at halftime of the Illinois BBall game on Dec. 30th. Some guys who apparently know things are saying the contract has been officially signed. My sources haven't said exactly that, but everything is pointing to a quick hiring and an an announcement, with all the details of the contract worked out between Jack and Hackett. AsInHowe fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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How are Jim and John related at all? John is probably an rear end in a top hat too, but he's at least chill about it and not liable to have an anger stroke.
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DOOP posted:How are Jim and John related at all? John is probably an rear end in a top hat too, but he's at least chill about it and not liable to have an anger stroke. Siblings being polar opposites in terms of personality isn't an unheard of phenomenon. Hell, look at Payton and Eli Manning
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MourningView posted:bill snyder seems like a very nice old man who I would like to be my grandpa gary pinkel is like your average goofball suburban dad
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DJExile posted:Siblings being polar opposites in terms of personality isn't an unheard of phenomenon. Hell, look at Payton and Eli Manning The Manning clan seems pretty similar to me. Manningface, dopey looking, etc
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Groucho Marxist posted:gary pinkel is like your average goofball suburban dad And then Mike Leach. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBxe3cprocQ
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MourningView posted:bill snyder seems like a very nice old man who I would like to be my grandpa Well I mean of course we all want Bill Snyder to be our grandpa
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MourningView posted:he seems like kind of a jerk and being a jerk is not actually a good thing no matter what football fans seem to think, imho this is why he fits for Michigan so perfectly. he's literally angry old man wanting kids to get off the lawn
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Neodoomium posted:Well I mean of course we all want Bill Snyder to be our grandpa I remember reading about something lovely Bill Snyder did one time but like most grandpa related things I have blocked it out and will not be able to process it until he is dead
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DOOP posted:How are Jim and John related at all? John is probably an rear end in a top hat too, but he's at least chill about it and not liable to have an anger stroke. One day in their yard, John pushed Jim. So Jim punched John in the stomach. John welled up, and their dad came outside. What happened? Jim punched me. Why did you punch him? 'Cause he pushed me! Dad said to John, "If you push someone, then they might punch you back. You understand?'" Dad said to Jim, "Jim, do you have something you want to say to your brother?" Jim said, "Good, now he knows." http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11625088/san-francisco-49ers-head-coach-jim-harbaugh-thrives-chaos-difficulty Link offers a good look at Jims competitive madness.
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