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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

So hey, guess what shirt AJ Styles made available on his ProWrestlingTees page



Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Superstars in ugly sweaters

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.




Hey, it's Big Brother's Frank Eudy!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Merry Hootmas

GB888
Jan 28, 2004

The GB stands for "Great Boobs".

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?


:3:

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009


man this was such a bad flaming table spot

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Which one is little Gunner?

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.

Cardboard Box posted:

man this was such a bad flaming table spot

When was it? And what made it so bad?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Perfidus posted:

When was it? And what made it so bad?

Extreme Rules, I think. It was terrible because Kane very carefully sprayed the lighter fluid on each side of the table and then conveniently fell through the part without fire.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

it was that and it also had absolutely zero drama to it

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

The ring crew was blasting him with fire extinguishers well after the fire was out as he was climbing into the ring. He had to wave them off they were so relentless. It feels weird complaining about guys trying to work safely but if it's going to just look lame why do the spot in the first place

like, for example, that entire lame and boring match

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

So hey, guess what shirt AJ Styles made available on his ProWrestlingTees page



This shirt would be awesome if it wasn't so ugly.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





oatgan posted:

The ring crew was blasting him with fire extinguishers well after the fire was out as he was climbing into the ring. He had to wave them off they were so relentless. It feels weird complaining about guys trying to work safely but if it's going to just look lame why do the spot in the first place

like, for example, that entire lame and boring match

I enjoyed the spot where Kane just loving chucked a fire extinguisher at Bryan so hard it embedded itself into a car windshield.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the diving headbutt spot was cool but couldn't get over after the little baby bump kane took when he rolled off the forklift like someone falling out of bed instead of it dumping him like the crowd expected. fire kane stop kane matches 2015

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Diana Hart says her father made the kids eat oatmeal infested with centipedes... including the centipedes.
But then again, she said a lot of things in her book.

i dunno what the gently caress centipedes would be doing in oatmeal but if someone made their kids eat the resulting mix i can see Stu being a contender

Horns
Nov 4, 2009

Aesop Poprock posted:

i dunno what the gently caress centipedes would be doing in oatmeal but if someone made their kids eat the resulting mix i can see Stu being a contender

She was probably talking about weevils, which love to infest and lay their larvae in wheat and grain.

VVVV
"ehhh hey there tiger, come here"

"STU GET AWAY FROM ME"

Horns fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Dec 25, 2014

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
"Gonna stretch ya and make ya eat bugs and cat poop!" - Stu Hart

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

I think the best thing about this picture is that you can see the outlet the lights are plugged into. Also I really hope Bayley isn't buried when she's called up to the main roster or poo poo on like all the other talented NXT people. Sigh.

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
She will be. Just like Emma and Paige and soon to be Charlotte too.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Perfidus posted:

She will be. Just like Emma and Paige and soon to be Charlotte too.

I wouldn't call 2 time Divas champion Paige buried. The last few months have been the first time she hasn't been the spotlight of the division, and currently she's arguably the most over Diva.

Emma sure has been treated badly though, they can't work out what to make out of her, she's just midcard nothing comedy diva.

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
Point taken. But what I was getting at is that the main roster doesn't want lady wrestlers. It wants divas.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

epitasis posted:

the diving headbutt spot was cool but couldn't get over after the little baby bump kane took when he rolled off the forklift like someone falling out of bed instead of it dumping him like the crowd expected. fire kane stop kane matches 2015

Also it took several minutes to watch them set the whole thing up and for Bryan to drive a forklift to ringside

also also the diving headbutt is probably what injured him

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

epitasis posted:

fire kane stop kane matches 2015

Counterargument: Keep Kane, have every match end by Kane interference 2015.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



And if Kane is in a match, a second Kane interferes.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Neodoomium posted:

And if Kane is in a match, a second Kane interferes.

Resulting in the first ever All-Kane Royal Rumble... which ends in a DQ.


Kane interfered.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



We're better writers than WWE.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Neodoomium posted:

We're better writers than WWE.

How does this work into Kane's masterplan to finally defeat Undertaker?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

How does this work into Kane's masterplan to finally defeat Undertaker?

very carefu...*is attacked by another Kane*

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

How does this work into Kane's masterplan to finally defeat Undertaker?

Kane looks into a mirror, realizes he's been the Undertaker all along.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
We all know Roman has to beat Brock to inherit the power of the Undertaker, which Brock attained when he broke The Streak.


Edit: Kane can defeat him to finally realize the prophecy of "Kane the Undertaker"

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Writer Cath posted:

Kane looks into a mirror, realizes he's been the Undertaker all along.

"Oh, son of a bitch!"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Grendels Dad posted:

Resulting in the first ever All-Kane Royal Rumble... which ends in a DQ.


Kane interfered.
At least Kane got his record for most wrestlers eliminated back.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Shoehead posted:

We all know Roman has to beat Brock to inherit the power of the Undertaker, which Brock attained when he broke The Streak.


Edit: Kane can defeat him to finally realize the prophecy of "Kane the Undertaker"

Only to be taken out by... Roman Kanes.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

bradzilla posted:

Only to be taken out by... Roman Kanes.

Roman Kanes Dewey?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Grendels Dad posted:

Counterargument: Keep Kane, have every match end by Kane interference 2015.

As long as this is "masked Kane hits pyro, calmly walks down to ring, chokeslams everybody, leaves" interference and not "Kane in suit at ringside breaks up a pin" interference, I'm all for it.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Shine posted:

As long as this is "masked Kane hits pyro, calmly walks down to ring, chokeslams everybody, leaves" interference and not "Kane in suit at ringside breaks up a pin" interference, I'm all for it.

Why can't it be both? Never know what kind of Kane interference you'll get.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Kane should only show up on TV to make a face expressing his displeasure at what is transpiring in the moment.

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