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Mr Tastee posted:Highlights from tonight's Thanks, Ken Penders update, with emphasis on bad art. I have a copy of this somewhere. When I was 8 I thought it was the coolest poo poo.
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Gaz-L posted:I'm not even a big Ellis fan and I agree. Nextwave is love. (I still giggle at that issue that's half just two pages splashes you can turn into a super-huge gatefold-ish thing.)
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Pilchenstein posted:More comics should do a crayon butchery variant. That is the biggest disappointment with the TPB, no crayon butchery variant.
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Pilchenstein posted:More comics should do a crayon butchery variant. More comics should do a Colorforms variant like the Lobo/Superman crossover in the 90s.
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Dec 21, 2014 18:36
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Mr Tastee posted:Highlights from tonight's Thanks, Ken Penders update, with emphasis on bad art. Good lord, I remember these panels.
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Dec 22, 2014 14:36
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Since I'll be posting updates from Thanks, Ken Penders regularly, should I start including summaries, or would it be more entertaining to leave things out-of-context? Anyways, here's more updates, including the Tails mini-series, in which Tails goes to Downunda, which is literally Australia. I mean literally. There's a really loving bizarre plot twist way later in the comics. Gonna post the covers of those because they're really ugly.  (Sonic the Hedgehog #29)     (Sonic the Hedgehog's Buddy Tails #1)    (Sonic the Hedgehog's Buddy Tails #2)    (Sonic the Hedgehog's Buddy Tails #3)  (Sonic the Hedgehog #30)
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Oh christ, that storyline about Tails being the chosen one. I remember how THAT ended.
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Lurdiak posted:Oh christ, that storyline about Tails being the chosen one. I remember how THAT ended. The chosen one was actually sonic?
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Luminaflare posted:The chosen one was actually sonic? It was even dumber than that. There was a writeup in the bad runs thread. I will see if I can dig it up... http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562522&pagenumber=26&perpage=40#post425884055 Here we go. The last couple images of this post. Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Dec 22, 2014 |
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Dec 22, 2014 22:10
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Lurdiak posted:Oh christ, that storyline about Tails being the chosen one. I remember how THAT ended. Ahahahaha, Titan Tails.
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Dec 22, 2014 22:58
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Wait... did Tails say Robotnik robbed him of his innocence?
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Mr Tastee posted:Since I'll be posting updates from Thanks, Ken Penders regularly... Why? Why would you do this when there's an actual Sonic thread you can keep all this godawful shite in?
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Sentinel Red posted:Why? Why would you do this when there's an actual Sonic thread you can keep all this godawful shite in? So we don't have to go to the sonic thread for comic panels?  Fake EDIT: In a kind and just world, there would be a "Blue-Ray Manta Ray" in a comic by now.
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Dec 23, 2014 02:46
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Mr Tastee posted:Since I'll be posting updates from Thanks, Ken Penders regularly, should I start including summaries, or would it be more entertaining to leave things out-of-context? Please do. I enver read this, so I have no idea why most of these are funny.
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Sentinel Red posted:Why? Why would you do this when there's an actual Sonic thread you can keep all this godawful shite in? Basically this. These aren't funny panels or pages, it's just bad comics. There are other threads or you can start your own for this, I'm pretty sure people have gone through terrible Ken Penders stuff a billion times by now.
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Unlucky7 posted:It was even dumber than that. There was a writeup in the bad runs thread. I will see if I can dig it up... The worst part is that whole thing was done so horrendously that when Ian Flynn took over even HE felt the need to address in his first year of 'clean up every goddamn plot thread mess Panders left' and used it as a minor plot point in his second arc; the villain plugged Tails into a machine and used him to draw all the Chaos Emeralds in existence to him, where they were all fused into one set of seven. Outside of 'wacky humor', to this day I have no idea what the Celestial is saying. 'You are total poo poo'? That's...just not a well constructed sentence.
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I think I might speak for a lot of people when I ask that if you're going to keep posting those Sonic comics, please use the TIMG tag at the very least, and the spoiler tag at most. They're all pretty much poo poo, and just because TPB got shut down and we can't post 0-day scans as easily anymore of recent comics doesn't mean it's "HEY LOOKIT THIS" time.
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Cornwind Evil posted:Outside of 'wacky humor', to this day I have no idea what the Celestial is saying. 'You are total poo poo'? That's...just not a well constructed sentence. I believe they talk like that in the UK.
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prefect posted:I believe they talk like that in the UK. This why we don't shy away from getting more Elsa Bloodstone in print.  e: Yeah, but copying from Nextwave is cheating ubergnu fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Dec 23, 2014 |
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Cornwind Evil posted:Outside of 'wacky humor', to this day I have no idea what the Celestial is saying. 'You are total poo poo'? That's...just not a well constructed sentence.
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Waterhaul posted:Basically this. These aren't funny panels or pages, it's just bad comics. There are other threads or you can start your own for this, I'm pretty sure people have gone through terrible Ken Penders stuff a billion times by now. I think they're funny, and you once posted un-timg, un-nws-labeled pages of genital mutilation as "funny panels", so I think your judgement on this kind of thing is questionable.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:I think they're funny, and you once posted un-timg, un-nws-labeled pages of genital mutilation as "funny panels", so I think your judgement on this kind of thing is questionable. Okay? This still isn't the thread for an ongoing feature on Sonic comics though. EDIT: Oh wait you're talking about when I posted Orc Stain. Orc Stains owns, I don't care. Waterhaul fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Dec 23, 2014 |
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It's written by an Englishman so I assume the Celestial is saying "you are total oval office".
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Lobok posted:It's written by an Englishman so I assume the Celestial is saying "you are total oval office". He's speaking to The Captain, and he *is* total poo poo, so... Unrelated:  (Incredible Hercules 133, it appears - not my screengrab)
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Small Frozen Thing posted:I think they're funny, and you once posted un-timg, un-nws-labeled pages of genital mutilation as "funny panels", so I think your judgement on this kind of thing is questionable. You're wrong. Like the Celestial said, they are total poo poo. Bad art, boring text, not funny in any way, and nobody but furries gives two tugs of a dead dog's dick about Sonic to begin with. This thread is for funny panels. For example, Winterfriends!  Hawkeye #17 And Dog Cops, the Avengers' favourite show.  Hawkeye #6
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Small Frozen Thing posted:I think they're funny, and you once posted un-timg, un-nws-labeled pages of genital mutilation as "funny panels", so I think your judgement on this kind of thing is questionable. I would rather have that sliced up penis tattooed on my retinas than ever seeing another Sonic comic from now until the end of existence
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Cornwind Evil posted:Outside of 'wacky humor', to this day I have no idea what the Celestial is saying. 'You are total poo poo'? That's...just not a well constructed sentence. He's definitely saying "You are total poo poo" and Prefect is right, it's definitely a British thing. Super late edit: Zamboni Apocalypse posted:He's speaking to The Captain, and he *is* total poo poo, so... I just remembered that he's talking to old boring Machine Man, not the Captain. It's from Aaron Stack's little "I was taken up with the Celetials for christ's sake" tantrum. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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DigitalRaven posted:You're wrong. Like the Celestial said, they are total poo poo. Bad art, boring text, not funny in any way, and nobody but furries gives two tugs of a dead dog's dick about Sonic to begin with. Hakkesshu posted:I would rather have that sliced up penis tattooed on my retinas than ever seeing another Sonic comic from now until the end of existence reactions like that are why I want them posted
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Funny Sonic panels are still good, right? 
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Say Nothing posted:Funny Sonic panels are still good, right? Crow T. Robot?
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Yvonmukluk posted:Crow T. Robot? Crowbocop?
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Why is there debating over Sonic of all things in here? It's Christmas Eve, you fuckers need to get holly jolly.   Scarlet Spider #12
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Scarlet spider, why are you so great? Though the Santa didn't say Nohohoooooo, 9/10. I do like that he took the time to pick out one, and say gently caress this guy he's not getting webs. I'm going to take the time to specifically string him up with xmas lights.
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TwoPair posted:Why is there debating over Sonic of all things in here? It's Christmas Eve, you fuckers need to get holly jolly. Just the two panels with "Sober yet?"/"Good." always make me laugh. 
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Say Nothing posted:Funny Sonic panels are still good, right? As soon as you find one let us know.
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I'll keep looking, in the mean time...
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It's that time of year! Who will be coming down your chimney tonight? Will it be Santa Claus? Watch out, he's a power hungry rear end in a top hat!  Marvel Holiday Spectacular '09 I think I'd rather just have the Punisher deliver my presents, quite Frank-ly  Marvel Holiday Special '91 I'm not sure about the perspective here, so I like to believe that Hulk of Christmas Past is enormous and about to step on baby Jesus in that barn. Also, hilarious winter outfit.  Marvel Holiday Special '92 And no collection of Marvel gift-givers would be complete without Santa Doom!    What The--?! #10. Of course Doom has his own Bobo. I was actually convinced that it was an intentional reference since that last panel looks uncannily similar to the shot of Burns hugging Bobo, but this issue came out 2 years before the Rosebud episode. However, despite my love of Doom, this will always be the one true Marvel Santa for me...  Marvel Holiday Special '91. The story ends with the kid still thinking that he was visited by the real Santa. Bonus holiday pinup - Are you sure you want Logan to carve? Does he ever wash those things?  Marvel Holiday Special '07
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Rhyno posted:I really want to know what one buys Ultron for Christmas. Hickory Farms Summer Sausage pack from the mall kiosk, because gently caress it.
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