Political Cartoons 2014: A bunch of 35-year-old feminist virgin loser weenies

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

100YrsofAttitude posted:

About 3 weeks ago I decided to catch up on the thread. I had left it in May. I skipped everything but the unique weekend posts of Rall's 1984 and other special weekend posts. I also read most of the Bors, Rall, Bennett, Horsey, Kelley, and Sutton. I also read DbD because it is a beautiful trainwreck. Oh and the edits. You guys are great at those. Looking forward towards a new year of this medium.

If you didn't read all the Ramirezes you missed out on some elevated blood pressure. He really stepped up his game from about September onwards. Make sure you check out the Gay Abortions Thread for the highlights.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:14

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:59

matrix ripoff: Mar 16, 2005; ~~~~~~~
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Nice @dril edit.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:15

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

Gilganixon posted:

If you didn't read all the Ramirezes you missed out on some elevated blood pressure. He really stepped up his game from about September onwards. Make sure you check out the Gay Abortions Thread for the highlights.

I read Rall because he's an insufferable blowhard and it amazes me how he never fails to be so. Bors I like at times and at worst the drawings are good. Bennett's great as are the Kelley's and Sutton's and I like Horsey's drawings.

I would read some Ramirez's, especially if they were quoted a lot, but generally I'd just skip them because he's a bad artist. His ideas are worse but his drawings are such a pain to look at that that it was just easier to skip them.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:20

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

RADIOHEADISGOD posted:

You forgot to mention that the episode was amazing. Even my non-Star Trek fan wife will sit down and watch that episode any time I turn it on.

Now that's a Fancy Dan!

It's DS9, that implies it's amazing by default. DS9 is Best Trek. :c00lbert:

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:33

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Is the gay abortion thread open yet? I honestly can't remember seeing if it was linked previously or not.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:35

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Allen Wren posted:

Is the gay abortion thread open yet? I honestly can't remember seeing if it was linked previously or not.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689296&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

# ? Dec 26, 2014 00:06

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Gilganixon posted:

Me and Beeg have put together something to completely ruin your Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Thanks for all the laughter and good-natured fun this year guys, it wasn't horrible or anything!

I am legitimately tempted to just slap a "Political Cartoon Thread" on this and make the the opening image for the OP.

But I will not be lazy and make a new edit. This, however, will get a top slot in the requests sections. Kudos to both of you :golfclap:

# ? Dec 26, 2014 00:59

Mister Beeg: Sep 7, 2012; A Certified Jerk

Glad you guys liked it

I'll admit that I'm not happy with how I drew MLK, although James Franco and Seth Rogen came out decent.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:23

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

But if you'd like to continue learning more about how Thomas Jefferson is a piece of poo poo this article is a good jumping off point: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-dark-side-of-thomas-jefferson-35976004/?no-ist

Also: Merry Christmas everybody.

Holy poo poo, that first comment under the article. :stare:

# ? Dec 26, 2014 02:57

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

As usual, only one parent actually interacts with the children, and it sure as hell ain't gonna be Zed.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 03:06

54.4 crowns: Apr 7, 2011; To think before you speak is like wiping your arse before you shit.

fade5 posted:

It's DS9, that implies it's amazing by default. DS9 is Best Trek.

BAH! It ripped off Babylon 5!

....

TNG is best trek....

# ? Dec 26, 2014 03:09

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

54.4 crowns posted:

TNG is best trek....

A star trek derail huh? I always knew the 2014 thread would end, but I never knew it'd be this way.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 03:35

54.4 crowns: Apr 7, 2011; To think before you speak is like wiping your arse before you shit.

There always gonna be more and it will be worse...lets stretch the enjoyment for these final days..

2015 gonna be painful...I can feel it..

.....

No Star Trek show holds a candle to J.M.S.... :getin:

# ? Dec 26, 2014 03:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Actually Voyager is the best.

dance, puppets, dance

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:07

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

Counterpoint: JMS wrote one of the worst Superman arcs in modern history, in which Superman goes all emo and decides to walk around America getting angry at people on welfare and threatening to murder drug smugglers.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:08

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Counterpoint: JMS wrote one of the worst Superman arcs in modern history, in which Superman goes all emo and decides to walk around America getting angry at people on welfare and threatening to murder drug smugglers.

His Fantastic Four run was also loving terrible.

Some creative types are just totally incapable of working in someone else's universe.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:09

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:19

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Tis the season to cross-dress as Santa and commit multiple acts of kidnapping, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la-la.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:55

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

She does have that look on her face again, that look of "Oh great, I'm drawn by a lovely 'artist.'"

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:10

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Don't pretend you don't know about Krampus, Muir, it's German and involves child abuse.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:11

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

We're McCoy and McCoy
Ignorance and scorn
We used our art to mock the gays
and torment the for-lorn
We specialized in bigotry
Spreading fear and doubt
And if the facts did not line up
we simply threw them out

:wal:

"There was the year we mocked an entire town of black people!"
:stat:

"I remember them all standing on the streets."
:wal:

"With their frostbitten protest signs!"
:wal:

"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Our arts were cold and dead
We should have known our evil toons
would put us both in ed-its
Copy, paste, we're photoshopped
taunted on each date
As respect comes from giving love
Derision comes from hate

"But my friends, you did not hate cartooning."
:wal:

"True, there was something about cartooning we loved."
:stat:

"I think it was our paychecks!"
:wal:

"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa

Doomed, Payne!
You're doomed for all time!
Your career is a horror story
painted by your crime!
Your 'shops are forged
by what you draw and do!
So have your fun
when life is done
a donkey waits for you!

"Why these terrible edits?"
:wal:

"Oooooh, the edits."
:stat:

" We made these edits in life by our arts of hate."
:wal:

"You bear such an edit yourself."
"Humbug, speak comfort to me friends."

:wal:

" You will be haunted by three artists."
"Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
:stat:

" Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tread."
:wal:

" Expect the first one tonight, when the bell tolls one!"
"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"
:stat:

"When the bell tolls ooooooone..."

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
Change!

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:13

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Rorus Raz posted:

We're McCoy and McCoy
Ignorance and scorn
We used our art to mock the gays
and torment the for-lorn
We specialized in bigotry
Spreading fear and doubt
And if the facts did not line up
we simply threw them out

"There was the year we mocked an entire town of black people!"
"I remember them all standing on the streets."
"With their frostbitten protest signs!"
"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Our arts were cold and dead
We should have known our evil toons
would put us both in ed-its
Copy, paste, we're photoshopped
taunted on each date
As respect comes from giving love
Derision comes from hate

"But my friends, you did not hate cartooning."
"True, there was something about cartooning we loved."
"I think it was our paychecks!"
"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa

Doomed, Payne!
You're doomed for all time!
Your career is a horror story
painted by your crime!
Your 'shops are forged
by what you draw and do!
So have your fun
when life is done
a donkey waits for you!

"Why these terrible edits?"
"Oooooh, the edits."
" We made these edits in life by our arts of hate."
"You bear such an edit yourself."
"Humbug, speak comfort to me friends."

" You will be haunted by three artists."
"Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
" Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tread."
" Expect the first one tonight, when the bell tolls one!"
"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"
"When the bell tolls ooooooone..."

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
Change!

At this point I'm genuinely concerned about your sanity and socialization.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:17

Zinkraptor: Apr 24, 2012

Rorus Raz, I have no idea how you manage to SO CONSISTENTLY be the greatest poster of all time, but I'm glad you do.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:19

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

Rorus Raz posted:

We're McCoy and McCoy
Ignorance and scorn
We used our art to mock the gays
and torment the for-lorn
We specialized in bigotry
Spreading fear and doubt
And if the facts did not line up
we simply threw them out

"There was the year we mocked an entire town of black people!"
"I remember them all standing on the streets."
"With their frostbitten protest signs!"
"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Our arts were cold and dead
We should have known our evil toons
would put us both in ed-its
Copy, paste, we're photoshopped
taunted on each date
As respect comes from giving love
Derision comes from hate

"But my friends, you did not hate cartooning."
"True, there was something about cartooning we loved."
"I think it was our paychecks!"
"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa

Doomed, Payne!
You're doomed for all time!
Your career is a horror story
painted by your crime!
Your 'shops are forged
by what you draw and do!
So have your fun
when life is done
a donkey waits for you!

"Why these terrible edits?"
"Oooooh, the edits."
" We made these edits in life by our arts of hate."
"You bear such an edit yourself."
"Humbug, speak comfort to me friends."

" You will be haunted by three artists."
"Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
" Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tread."
" Expect the first one tonight, when the bell tolls one!"
"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"
"When the bell tolls ooooooone..."

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
Change!

Stultus Maximus posted:

At this point I'm genuinely concerned about your sanity and socialization.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:19

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Stultus Maximus posted:

At this point I'm genuinely concerned about your sanity and socialization.

You know that Discworld thing about inspiration particles? Rorus just gets all the bad political cartoonist themed ones.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:19

InequalityGodzilla: May 31, 2012

Stultus Maximus posted:

At this point I'm genuinely concerned about your sanity and socialization.

It's fine, he's the type of insane that draws on the walls in his own... mud, not the kind that stabs people.

InequalityGodzilla fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Dec 26, 2014

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:19

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Rorus Raz posted:

We're McCoy and McCoy
Ignorance and scorn
We used our art to mock the gays
and torment the for-lorn
We specialized in bigotry
Spreading fear and doubt
And if the facts did not line up
we simply threw them out

"There was the year we mocked an entire town of black people!"
"I remember them all standing on the streets."
"With their frostbitten protest signs!"
"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Our arts were cold and dead
We should have known our evil toons
would put us both in ed-its
Copy, paste, we're photoshopped
taunted on each date
As respect comes from giving love
Derision comes from hate

"But my friends, you did not hate cartooning."
"True, there was something about cartooning we loved."
"I think it was our paychecks!"
"DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa

Doomed, Payne!
You're doomed for all time!
Your career is a horror story
painted by your crime!
Your 'shops are forged
by what you draw and do!
So have your fun
when life is done
a donkey waits for you!

"Why these terrible edits?"
"Oooooh, the edits."
" We made these edits in life by our arts of hate."
"You bear such an edit yourself."
"Humbug, speak comfort to me friends."

" You will be haunted by three artists."
"Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
" Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tread."
" Expect the first one tonight, when the bell tolls one!"
"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"
"When the bell tolls ooooooone..."

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
Change!

Holy poo poo.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:20

A Frosty Beverage: Sep 26, 2007; Full of vitamin chill

Rorus Raz for class president.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:20

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

I both came up with the lyrics and did the edit within an hour. So I guess the entire process was about two-and-half hours if you throw in the movie?

Sorry folks, I lack the work ethic to spend nine hours on these like Tinsley and Muir :v: