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KiteAuraan posted:Sheev was from Naboo. He was their senator prior to Jar-Jar Binks and Padme. Naboo is super important guys, despite having no exports or military power. It leads the galaxy in exports of Sith Lords and comedy sidekicks.
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Everyone avoids that area of space usually because its where all the awkward racial stereotypes live, with the me so solly fish men and the yes massa fish men.
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Dec 27, 2014 11:42
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SunAndSpring posted:It's just a gag comic. It also has a great illustration of Princess Leia with actual cinnamon buns in place of her hair buns. All right then.
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Dec 27, 2014 11:46
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If I was born and lived on Naboo I too would end up hating all aliens and wanting to wipe everyone out in the galaxy. I would gladly be a cackling old fart with no friends if it meant not hearing another loving Gungan or first world problems from the super elite. And its no wonder all the girls were lining up to take bombs in the face for other people.
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Dec 27, 2014 12:20
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 Guys? Is this canon?
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Dec 27, 2014 13:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4D-gYagJPA
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Dec 27, 2014 13:52
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Here is a better, more complete version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBAZGtBfcY4
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Dec 27, 2014 14:02
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ThePutty posted:at least the second death star makes sense, you wouldn't have just one death star when you could build 10 and scare everyone in the galaxy into submission Someone, I think it was Lucas, said that they only blew up the Death Star because they didn't think they would actually get any more movies and if they had to do it over again it would have been saved for Return of the Jedi. Also, while reading this thread I was struck by how stupid it is that they call them the "Clone" wars. Winners usually name wars after the defeated party, not the victors.
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muscles like this? posted:Someone, I think it was Lucas, said that they only blew up the Death Star because they didn't think they would actually get any more movies and if they had to do it over again it would have been saved for Return of the Jedi. it's almost as if lucas didn't really know what he was doing with the prequels!!
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Im pretty sure Lucas literally only made anything besides anh to sell merchandise
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Dec 27, 2014 14:53
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Probably one of the goofiest things from the prequels is the scene where Padme complains about democracy ending. Except the democracy they had sucked. Like, it was shown to be pretty much completely useless until Sheev took over.
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Dec 27, 2014 15:00
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Aw man that democracy that was ridiculously ineffective and dropped the ball big with their bureaucratic bullshit when my home world was being invaded is at an end, what a loss, time to die of a broken heart.
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Dec 27, 2014 15:20
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I mean the Republic couldn't even handle an army made up of tin can tinker toy robots run by comically inept spineless villains that a kid who thought spinning was a "good trick" beat that one time what the heck.
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Dec 27, 2014 15:21
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It sure is a good thing we raised all these children to a life as disposable soldiers so no people would ever have to die in these star wars, eh? 
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Dec 27, 2014 15:34
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burritolingus posted:I mean the Republic couldn't even handle an army made up of tin can tinker toy robots run by comically inept spineless villains that a kid who thought spinning was a "good trick" beat that one time what the heck. why am I defending this
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Dec 27, 2014 15:35
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what kind of galactic governmental force doesn't have an army? that's the dumbest thing ever see, this is why the prequels suck on a whole separate level. every time you mention something, you can think of a billion more creative and interesting ways it could have been done only to remember what actually happened and live all the bullshit over again
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ThePutty posted:what kind of galactic governmental force doesn't have an army? that's the dumbest thing ever Maybe they did have an army and everyone was all upset that the jedi spent a shitload of republic money to get an army nobody wanted or needed but the space military industrial complex wanted them. Also when they went rogue and murdered a lot of people/jedi nobody was surprised because the cloners were the star wars version of Lockheed martin and everyone realized they were actually a groverarmy.
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Dec 27, 2014 15:51
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does anyone have pictures of mara jade
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Why would anakin build a droid that turns out exactly the same as the seemingly universal model of protocol droids idgi Or is he more ghetto underneath then they decide to dress him up to look 'normal'
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Fetus Tree posted:Im pretty sure Lucas literally only made anything besides anh to sell merchandise If you guys haven't read that Marcia Lucas story someone linked earlier, you really need to go back and find that poo poo Lucas basically sold out what little creative soul he had to make the Star Wars franchise a money machine so he could make independent movies with his buddies Coppola and Spielberg. Along the way, he alienates everyone around him, his wife leaves him, and he becomes so involved in the management of Skywalker Ranch that he never directed another non-Star Wars film, with the exception of Red Tails (lol)
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sexy young infidel posted:does anyone have pictures of mara jade There are thousands of course, just GIS. 
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Dec 27, 2014 15:58
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That is almost certainly photoshopped from a porn, non?
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Otisburg posted:That is almost certainly photoshopped from a porn, non? Thats your woman from Lost. Kate.
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Otisburg posted:That is almost certainly photoshopped from a porn, non? If you have porn with evangeline lily in don't bogart it
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Dec 27, 2014 16:00
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The runes indicate its a perfectly legitimate quote from star wars the legend of mara jade
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ThePutty posted:what kind of galactic governmental force doesn't have an army? that's the dumbest thing ever The republic gets attacked by a sith army like once every hundred years. If they aren't continually expanding their military, they must want to die.
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ThePutty posted:what kind of galactic governmental force doesn't have an army? that's the dumbest thing ever Then again this is the universe where one or two people decimate entire armies with loving randomness. A retarded rabbit foils robot soldiers by tripping about. A kid blows up a space station by pressing random buttons. A farmer blows up an even bigger space station filled with fuckton armies worth of guys by closing his eyes and wishing it. Armies are really disposable there.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:07
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Is there a green jedi maybe someone has pictures of? Let's keep this moving
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sexy young infidel posted:Is there a green jedi maybe someone has pictures of? Let's keep this moving  90% of his force powers are preventing his dreads from being cut off by his own saber.
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happyhippy posted:
ugm how did you leave out that his name is Fisto
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happyhippy posted:
I always liked the design of Kit Fisto. It's a million times more creative than the other 90% of Star Wars species. "What if we made...a walrus man!"
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dog buttz posted:I always liked the design of Kit Fisto. It's a million times more creative than the other 90% of Star Wars species. Nah Kit Fisto is lazy as gently caress design.  Now that was original design. Kit Fisto is Lucas seeing a man with dreads or thinking of a squid and turned that a loving alien. Edit: Or seeing Dargo from Farscape.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:18
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I meant like gamorrah from guardians of the galaxy... sexy jedi girls..
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sexy young infidel posted:I meant like gamorrah from guardians of the galaxy... sexy jedi girls.. 
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Butterfly Valley posted:Why would anakin build a droid that turns out exactly the same as the seemingly universal model of protocol droids idgi I always assumed that putting together a droid in SW was like putting together a PC tower these days. You can buy something standard off the shelf, you can get some guy to build an overclocked beast for you (R2D2) or you can buy a bunch of poo poo at a swap meet and shove it into an old case you found in a skip (C3P0).
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happyhippy posted:Nah Kit Fisto is lazy as gently caress design.  It may be lazy design, but at least it wasn't what George Lucas actually designed when he saw a squid: a human with an actual squid instead of a head. At least Kit Fisto wasn't an actual earth animal turned bipedal.
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ThePutty posted:what kind of galactic governmental force doesn't have an army? that's the dumbest thing ever
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muscles like this? posted:Also, while reading this thread I was struck by how stupid it is that they call them the "Clone" wars. Winners usually name wars after the defeated party, not the victors. I think literally everyone but Lucas assumed when they heard "Clone Wars" in A New Hope it was a war fought against clones. Elukka posted:It's been the only major galactic power for a long time. There's nobody to fight and the various local militaries that later made up the separatists worked just fine for keeping the order. It would have kept working fine if it weren't for ol' Sheev and his conspiracy. The Separatists used droids not conscripts. They'd have an army.
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